What are the ten best headcanons from Hazbin Hotel and the ten worst?

Question

Explain why you chose each headcanon and its position in the ranking, and provide arguments for your choices.

in hazbinby JokeCultural9610

75%

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SpookyBeanoMobile

i am the kid who got murdered in the helluva boss pilot

15d

William Afton is an Overlord.

Mysterious-Simple805

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I think Molly could be short for Margaret. That way, they could sort of have Theme Twin Naming, in a roundabout way. Margaret means "pearl" and Anthony means "priceless". If you know your Biblical parables, you'll get it.

RandomInsecureChild

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I would let Al and Rosie eat me for their dinner date

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Please explain to me

Mysterious-Simple805

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There's a parable in the Bible called "The Pearl of Great Price". It describes a merchant who finds a pearl so valuable he sells all he has so that he can buy it. It's a parable on the justification of personal sacrifice.

violetdeirdre

irredeemable vegan ranter

15d

Molly being Angel’s sister is canon by Word of God.

One of the worst headcanons repeatedly I’ve seen is Vaggie/Lute are Adam’s daughters.

TurtleKing0505

i want to platonically cuddle with Angel Dust

15d

I have one for Angel and Molly: He used to call her "Molly Pop"