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Joe Bonermastiff

Filtered cigarettes are for poodles.

What chord is that? Maybe a Daug? /rimshot

No balls, no toan.

Fucker shat on my sofa.

He’s a better musician than 95% of YouTube influencers. I ain’t hatin’

There's no rule saying a dog can't play in the Red Hot Chili Peppers

His toan is ruff

That's because he's a good boy!

He constantly bums cigarettes but shows off new gear all the time

Also can’t shut the fuck up about his ray bans

Dog shit toan

he's a way better dog than i'll ever be

Plays all Mortician Riffs.

His tone is dogshit

Stole my woman, ate my couch, pissed on my leg.

Life has never been the same.

Everyone knows only bad boys play guitar, but this is a good boy

Life ain't easy for a good boy named Sue. Or Kelsey or whatever.

anyone got the pic without the words?

Idk he looks pretty cool

This guy used to do mountains of coke.

He’s no Howlin’ Wolf, that’s for sure

Mostly the slobber he produces when playing

Clapton barked at them, why can't I? generic blues lick

No butterscotch Tele.

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Hey that looks like my old RG! The guy I sold it to said it was for a dog but I assumed he meant his wife.

He eats poop. He'll steal your food after, then eat more poop.

He’s great, got that serious canine toan going on and all; but it’s all fun and games until someone opens a bag of Kibbles ‘N Bits. MF’er needs to get a grip!

No Floyd rose should be used by a dog

After Lil Wayne we finally got Snoop Dogg

He pissed on my gibbons.

Tried his lessons on YT. First I had to recognise chords by smell, then he had me 'mark' my brand new Gibbons and bury it in the garden. I've paid for twelve weeks of this shit up front!

Bro only knows how to play the Bad To The Bone riff

I have so many bones to pick with this guy

Too fuckin good, he also gets all the chicks...bastard

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Shut up! He's a good boy. Yea you are a good boy, aren't you? Who's a good boy? Yeees, you! Who gets all the bitches?? Yeeees you, too! Good boy!

He fucked my wife

I'm just not sure if they really are a 'good boy'.

He impregnated my chihuahua & the puppies can’t even play “nothing but a hound dog”

I wanna pet that brotherfucker

He practices more than I do, and it shows

Can't even sit

That boi couldn't retrieve a duck if his life depended on it!

Because of his work on Reservoir Dogs

Is he even holding a chord? And that’s not how you use a strap! Fucking poser!

he has a superstrat which makes him cooler than 99% of the guitar community

Looks like he smokes menthols.

He's no Tom Morello, I can tell you that.

Looks more like The Bone Master of you ask me.

This mf has so many SA allegations against him. When Kelsey invites you to the after party you have to tell him NO.

I will fight anyone who doesn't like dogs (excluding pitbulls)

Can’t play paw chords

Cause I ain’t him?

Where’s Poochie?

Guys, leave him alone... he's doing the best he can!

Spends more time licking his balls than practicing penta riffs, that’s gay.

No hate here! Kelsey shreds!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

He had a bone nut. Learned that eating it makes him 💩 toan.

Since his Les Paul was already had relic treatment, he relicked it.

I used to respect this guy until we found out he screwed an underage chihuahua in Bakersfield CA back in ‘93. He’s a creep. You may have forgiven him but I sure won’t.

HE doesn't drink or do drugs. He just smokes and drinks coffee at AA meetngs.

How he expect to do blooz bends with those nails?

i don't care, he's better than Morello.