Also if you spam the button to drop them as you go through the drop off point you don’t even have to slow down
Yep, and usually the waypoint they have set for you is inefficient and causes you to turn around in some way after each dump. I’ve gotten accustomed to going to the drop on the opposite entrance to wherever the waypoint tells me to and it’s usually a decent bit faster. Not sure if that made any sense at all through text but next time you get the trash trucks, see if you can see what I mean.
dodos are a pain as well. Theyre doable but theyre so slow and handle like shit.
I would like to upgrade speed or engine power in the hangar. Maybe slight handling buff in the hangar for some money. That would be cool.
I'd prefer to use personal armoured and upgraded delivery vehicles like the nightclub ones.
Oh yes that is a better idea, and you can call them in freemode and use them there too with their upgrades. If someone does not want to spend money, they can use the base version of the vehicle that is beginner friendly method.
Yea I seen this one coming yea I know, the trash trucks are really easy I just figured I'll make a meme for the people who hate it 🤣
Just deliver the prop already
Yeah also the ladt 4 are all in same location. The post op one is pure torture. Who in there rite minds thought that's an acceptable mission, i feel like who ever is in charge of mission design in this game needs sacking, far to many awfull missions for my liking, some are so bad it feels like they purposely tried making missions as bad as possible. Like they actually sat round and said, how can we make the worst missions ever. How can we make sure there not fun, pure tedious, borderline video game equivalent of torture.
This. This for DAYS bud!
Started as a Biker slinging meth from Senora and can't tell you how many thousands I lost because of Post Op vans and that one damn dry creek drainage pipe. One wrong bump/NPC driver and an invisible hand throws the truck down the hill. The vans don't have enough power to reverse up the tiniest hill, and even ramming it with big vehicles won't get it unstuck. I actually kinda enjoy doing a single van once in a while for variety, but multiple vans in the same sale is ridiculous. I'm only a month into my GTAO career, but it certainly seems running biker business solo is very common and it would be nice if the mission programming took note of how many members are currently in the MC before selecting which sell mission is enabled. Realistically we'd have some say about how we move the product to the buyer right? Gimme 3 bikes, sure - just never more than one damn Post Op van, please!
I tell ya, coming from Story Mode, you don't realize how much your piss weak stats are going to affect every single aspect of what you do starting out.
TLDR - Fuuuuuuuuck Post Op vans, and whoever coded them to be used in multi-vehicle sell missions.
The best is when you get lucky and just get the one box truck.
Instead of post op it should be armored boxville since it is the better version of that one.
The Post Op vans can choke on my right ball
That one can go fuck itself and go to hell in a special place
Mc sale missions suck
Why did they ever remove the sale bags mission? That was one of the easiest ones.
I think you've answered your own question! They claimed it was bugged but I've never spoken to anyone who had a problem with it.
Bruh it was bugged because people were having fun with it - an antithesis to MC sale missions
Nope. It was “bugged” by allowing players to get duffle bags. A cosmetic item THAT SHOULD ALREADY BE AVAILABLE FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Honest question, why do people want duffel bags as part of their attire? I heard about that glitch, but I don’t think I’d ever buy one if we could
It just fits with some outfits, it’s good for RP (if you RP) it looks cool, and it’s the only thing in the game that resembles a backpack. Really, there’s no reason for us not to be able to equip them.
Yeah that i agree on. No reason not to have it equippable as an option.
I wish i could RP. My inner child is lost and the brain logic of it for me ruins it. But some of the coolest stuff, or funniest things ive experienced in GTA is with people that were clearly RP. If you do, take it from a non-RP player, most of us would if we could. Dont care who talks down at that crowd. Theyre lyin to themselves or at least everyone else.
It looks cool to be walking around with a bag imo. Kinda wish we got backpacks that increase snack and armor capacity
I never did either. I could be wrong, but I only thought you could ever get it if there was multiple vehicles (or bags in this case). Kinda stupid when you think about it. Whether it's easy or not should be irrelevant. But whatevs...
thats probably why they removed them
Sale bags? Can ya fill a newbie in? What was this?
There was an MC sell mission where you and crew mates would have a bag (ie like the one for heists) and you’d take it to either a single delivery point or you’d go to 3 different ones and get jumped my NPC enemies I think. But the OP MKII made it pretty pointless cuz you’d get it done in like 5 minutes. That was always the one everyone wanted.
Some yes
Pretty sure they all do. Only one that doesn’t suck is driving the single truck. The duffel bags one was good but they must have removed it for some reason as I haven’t gotten it in years. They are all the very worst missions in the game.
Yup duffles bags are gone. But I'm a person who made majority of my millions of mc club I've been doing it alone for awhile 😅 I just leave if it's not the one I like only ones I don't do is planes , vans. But everything else helicopters are easy bikes I'll do if it's not a set up with the cops trash truck easy boats ever single type of it is easy in my opinion
Yea same here I’ve made around 200 million from my 4 businesses. With all the other ways to make money nowadays I put off selling for a while until I can get an army of randoms helping lol
I respect it
I enjoy the heli sell missions and the boats, dodos are dodos, trash masters and post ops are alright to me, love driving them in the hills as long as it’s downhill
For real. I’m glad I kept all of them stocked up because when it was 2x last month it was actually worth it. Otherwise, almost complete waste of time
Im still waiting for mc business discounts so i can buy all of them and link them to nightclub
I just completely gave up after my phantom wedge carrying the bunker cargo flipped on the final turn and fell into the sea at the port. Couldnt shut the game quick enough and lost everything.
Damn bro sorry to hear that I would have the same reaction
thanks man
The bar resupply missions seem a bit much too. Solo - near impossible to return unscathed or 50% or better. Also, just went to do one - got sent outside and no resupply marker or anything. Go back in to see Cindy and there is now just no option to resupply anymore. Breaks my brain a bit.
The MC bar resupply always gives a full restock regardless of damage. The % damage doesn’t matter, the mission supplies your bar for 4 in game days and you make 5k each day your bar is stocked. Resupply missions have a 1 game day cooldown, but you're wasting effort doing them before you run out.
When is the safe full? I wish there was a way to find out like a computer.
It maxes out at 100k so it would take 5 resupplies to fill. See this for details https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Clubhouses
Thank you I was wondering when.
Oh no. Make it easy on yourself by getting in the van and moving it a little or not at all and waiting for the red circles to appear on the map. Then get out and kill bikers at your leisure. If they don't crash, they'll stop and sit there. I've killed them with the machete. Three waves and they're done. Drive to the MC without a care.
You do not have to play the game the way the mission instructions tell you. There is no need to hop in the van and speed away. Sometimes, the Lost don't even spawn.
I use cargo bob to do it. I got so pissed off the other day when after I completed the mc bar supply mission, a message popped up on the screen that I failed a raid and failed to rescue my workers. I went “what the fuck?!” And after the screen loaded I got a call from ljt. A full cash factory completely wiped out!! How the hell do you get a raid while on a mission?!
It's broken with the latest update. Support is giving me the run around.
Same thing happened to me I haven't done s resupply since but before that I only done it 3 times and all I had to do was drive a bear truck my club house is in the city near that mall with the clothen store and barber shop
Not sure if this is common knowledge but the trash trucks and post op trucks go faster up hill in reverse than they do going forwards.
Damn actually no I didn't 🤣🤣
Definitely never heard of that before but keeping it in mind lol
Rockstar's game design sucks so much.
So uninspired and outdated
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Yo, I'm kinda always down to help a fellow trader. If any of you guys need 1 extra man for the task, and you're on xbox one, hit me up, and I'll send you my GT or add you through yours.
I know how excruciating selling can be, but I quite enjoy the drive.
Heroes like this can't get enough up votes as far as I'm concerned! Your cape is in the mail!
Nah, god knows I've needed help selling before, and I've gotten help from strangers when things seemed to go sideways. This is me paying it forward.
Also, my gf and I love driving through Los Santos! We both would love to help out
You and your gf dropped your crowns 👑 👑
I do all my sell missions my self hardly with friends when they did play I just made this post for people who hate it. But I'll never say no to the extra help I'm Zo RerOrN on Xbox of course.
Perfect. As soon as I get home, I'll add you. I'm not much of a talker but I'll gladly help out if you ever need a hand
It's ok me either lost my mic in fact so I may have to use my phone if I get on today.
They should really give you the option to pick which method at least cause what drug dealer is just gonna let his sale plan be completely random lol
Frl tho but they do lazy 🤷🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
Had to drive multiple weed trucks with the guy smoking in the truck. Drove him into the lake then shot him in the head.
That's only thing I don't like about that mission cause it messes up my driving then the bitch ass cops feel the need to join
No. Just disable internet for 1second and reenable it. It will give you a new sell mission.
Thx bro I usually leave but I made this post as a meme cause I thought it was funny
The weed sell mission where your character gets stoned on some laced ass weed is one I will never willingfully complete
I hate when it messes with my driving and the damn cops come as well
Drink all the beers in your snack menu before you get in the van and when the drunk effect wears off it takes the drug/high effect off too
I will try that thx 🤣🤣
That sounds awesome! I've never sold my weed farm but I may have to start.
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Yeah, that's what being dunk or high is like in every other Rockstar game. I wish that was just how drunkenness worked in Gta5.
I'm not too concerned with maximizing profit, that sounds like a fun experience.
Buggies, and post ops. I back out and take the loss
Same
Same with the nightclub delivery where you have to follow the chopper.
It's more just lads on MK2 Oppressors destroying my days worth of hard earned product in about 5 seconds, with no benefit to them
Only thing they benefit in is pissing you off so never show them you are.
Yes, I do enter truck via lake sometimes
Once I drove from my autoshop in strawberry to grapeseed to sell, not even a good car it was a POS custom car. Lower end car. I was so mad by the time I got out there that they had made me drive that far I was less than a corner turn away and instead of just going there I lost my shit and drove into the lake. Take that you fucking npc, no car for you. Live somewhere in town asshole.
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Nothing demotivated my friends from helping sell than the the damn post op boxville deliveries. The post op vans and the Cubans are hands down the worst deliveries right up there with the damn tugboat for special cargo sells.
I feel u
I've never had to make 5 deliveries with a Phantom Wedge..... What mission is this?
Probably a biker sell mission, The garbage truck one.
cocaine trash truck sell mission (motorcycle club businesses)
Oh.... I'll take the trash truck over post OP any day!
Yea I know they're really easy I just made a meme for everyone who hates it.
Trash Trucks are fast!
Yea ur right I just made this post as a meme for people who hate it
Dude I just wanted to complete my forgery business sale so I could leave it at idle for NC gains only.
Three post vans, I tried everything from the minigun to Savage explosive cannon to blow those up.
Not even a scratch on any of them.
Nothing a little water can't fix 🤷🏿♂️🤣 But I feel you I have not product in it for the sake of my nightclub product
Post Op. I just restart my game if I get that one.
Same I just made a meme for the ones who hate it
Trash trucks are fun to drive.
True I just made a meme for the people who hate it but on the regular I beat them alone all the time
Well I'll be the one to say it. If you close the game right as you start the sell then you will only lose a little product and you can try again to get a different mission
Yea I know but thx for typing it cause a lot of people don't know that
Omg! We really hate this sell missions specially Post Van so, I decide left the session if I gotta do this kind of hated-sell-mission, I'll try to get a new sell mission.
I feel you
Closed application so many times
The Garbage Truck sale mission is one of the better MC sale missions: moves pretty quick, can go up hills easily (especially compared to the PostOP van), and you don't have to get out of the truck when making drop offs.
Well, it is your time and money wasted, so more power to you.
Yea I know I do it pretty easy I just decided to turn this into a meme
If you want the MC mission accomplished have 2 or 3 other players with u to help
Nah I do them alone 94% success rate I just made the meme for the people who hate this sell mission
Nice 👍🏻 but it’s faster with more people it won’t take all the 30 minutes
Im not saying its not but players don't always want to join or help
True
Post OP vans, I hate them so much, they're so slow and an absolute chore to drive, me and someone I used to play with would just blow them up ourselves to get a different mission
yes, give me a cargobob and i destroy it so fast, you dont even see what the mission was...
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It's the Post-Op Boxvilles that I dread doing MC sales from the most. If those vans weren't geologically slow, especially uphill, I'd find those sale missions far more tolerable. By contrast, I'm quite partial to the Trashmaster sale mission though bikes or single vehicle sales are my favourites.
Yeah. I got Post Op missions twice in a row. I just took out my RPG and burned 750k right then and there. I’m done with that crap.
I've been there 🤦🏿♂️
Fr, the one with the post vans it's the worst one
I hate the plane one soooo much
No, but I'll destroy a source car if I do more than $4,999 in damage costs.
😭😭 I feel youuuuu
MC business aren’t worth it except accumulating Nightclub Warehouse
I prefer it over vehicle cargo
I personally hate the one where you need to leave your nightclub and follow the helicopter to the hidden drop point. Mainly because meeting the helicopter at the rendezvous point is okay, but following it is a pain in the ar** because it flies soooooo sloooooooooowly.
RIGHTTT
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I'm gonna be furious with myself if that works.
Yeah. But it’s usually Mail Trucks I wanna blow up.
Post op vans!
Yes
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The phantom wedge sale mission is probably my favorite mission of any kind.
Same here
Bro thinks he’s carti
The worst one is the ceo plane mission with the valkrie impossible to win if you’re not prepared
Never played that one but you're right on being prepared
Yeah I just take my rpg and go to town
Similar thing happened with a warehouse sale - was being chased, nearly dead and running late. Got rammed and had to make an emergency turn off the road only to ramp into the air and get perfectly wedged in a tomb of rocks around the Scrapyard that seems custom built to lock in the Speedo.
I accepted the mission was a failure, so I killed my hunters and proceeded to try to use my Insurgent Pickup to ram the van out of it's new home to no avail. Damn thing blew up before I could even get it a little unstuck lol.
Dang sorry to hear that
The up n atomizer gun is the best value for money I ever spent in this game, so many borked missions/vehicles/deliveries saved with a blorp of that raygun and vehicles instantly unstuck or unsmashable fences smashed.
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Obligatory mention that if you change session you will get some of the product back instead of just destroying it all
Yes I know just wanted to make a meme for others
Why would anyone in their right mind do biker sell missions?! Loooooong bro and tedious asf for little reward and high risk. Likewise crates and cars, although not as bad as biker businesses. It’s all about nightclub, bunker and heists if you want to grind $$$ 😎👍
Bro stop it 🤣 why would I sell 1 car for 100k with I can make more with a sell
You don't loose your product?
I do just had one more
I feel you on this. Sometimes when I get the Post-op mission, I purposely blow up the last van just to feel something. I feel like the Joker burning the stack of money in TDK.
Same here
Nah I just saw a post about losing a sale over a turn
I sommit cuiside every time i see vans but trash trucks are fine tbh
Yea I know I just decided to make a meme out of the post
Yep
They need to take out that post op van mission. Oh and the special cargo warehouse plane mission too.
Frl
I cannot stand the Post-Op vans. Like an 8-yr-old throwing a tantrum. Sticky bomb, sticky bomb, sticky bomb. With the Agency and Nightclub set up now, I'm very rarely logged as MC, but the rare times that I do it seems I'm always getting raided.
I feel u but i get raided when it's the wrong times 😂😂
i had a dream where i was selling like 1.5 billion worth of cargo and i was like okay its just one big truck to the drop off and were good. it was a solo pub so i shouldve been fine. some guy joined and blowed it up i was in first person and then when it was being blown up i just woke up like wtf just happened
Nah if that happened it would have been the day I quit GTA for good and the play.. that mf player who did it will now know the true meaning of hate. 🤣
Imagine u can earn about 1 billion with one sell Mission I would be rich so fast if it's 1billion I actually don't mind the extra money I would have done it in an invite only session
yeah but it was a dfream so stupid asf
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This one is actually tolerable though. The trash trucks are actually decently fast. It's the post op vans that are a fucking pain