is there any other way to eat the pizza?

Always remember - the warning is there because somebody tried it

The thing that truly makes this a funny sign, is that you need to open the box before you can read the instructions.

you could eat the box and thus the pizza directly without opening it if you manage to bite it.

Might depend how much you had to drink.

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r/uselessredcircle

“Careful! The coffee is hot!”

No shit, I ordered a HOT black coffee…

“Careful, that TidePod you are consuming will kill you if digested.”

No shit, it’s a detergent.

If only sense were common.

Maybe I'm just weird, but I quite like eating the skin.

Can't see these instructions until the box is open.

Unfortunately someone somewhere did something really stupid to make the company think “wow we literally have to say to not do this”

Don't

Probably, but I imagine those ways are more painful and result in some digestive pain and elimination issues lol

Yes fold the pizza with the box and eat it all

depending on where you bought it, it may taste the same anyway.

I’ve heard cardboard has good fiber.

CAUTION: Open eyes before reading instructions.

Yes, by using chopsticks to grab the slices through that small gap

The cardboard is the first layer of crust

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Cut a hole in the center and mission impossible that bitch

Because eating a pizza box carton along with the pizza is best done while it is open...

Wait you eat your with no box but the box is the best part

WOAH HOLD ON!!!

WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THE PEEL?????

Bro i didnt see that and ate the box before the pizza :(

I usually try to suck it out of that little hole.

what if I wanna eat the box as a topping :(

eat the box then eat the pizza

Damn, I was eating it with the box still on, my bad

"Hi I'm calling a out the 'pizza' that was delivered? This is the third time you've sent me a heated cardboard box instead."

This sounds like a challenge to consume the pizza while the box remains closed...

With a straw dah

Stupid people on the planet, that love to sue companies to try and win the ghetto lottery, are why we have these types of labels on stuff.

Like the “don’t use the hair dryer in the bath tub” and “contains hot liquid” on a hot coffee cup.

People are idiots.

r/irleastereggs

Pizza monster says Nom Nom Nom!

Just cutting right through the box?

Eat the box, increase fibre intake

duh you can eat pizza with or without the shell

Eat the box and then the pizza?

The funniest part is that I think you have to open the box to see this message

Something happened only for the existence of that message

Eat the box before opening the pizza

r/noshitsherlock

Wait. You are supposed to peel the pizza first?

the ironic over-obvious hipster humor and its consequences

The things companies have to do to avoid idiots calling ambulance chasing lawyers to avoid getting sued.

Yeah you close the box and eat the pizza

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Screw that, my doctor said I need more fiber in my diet, i'm eating the whole thing, box and all.

Is there such thing as buying open box pizza at open box price?

Damn, I prefer to break a hole through the top.

I guess that depends on how hungry you are...

Is it possible to even read that message without opening the box?

r/uselessredcircle

You can cut the box

Atleast they put the warning there in case someone tried to eat the box and enclosed pizza.

Hotel hair dryers in the UK have to put a sticker on them for when Americans visit that reads “Do not use in the shower.” This is not a joke I’m genuinely serious.

That just makes me want to not open the box now

I would rather open a pizza before eating a box.

some of yall the reason this exists

More fiber the other way

Because somebody ate the pizza with the box! Obviously!

Depending on the quality of the pizza you may not taste the difference between cardboard and pizza

Damn... almost all of the way through my box before I seen the instruction... Guess I will finish it now. LOL

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We have a new breed of people who have to read warnings to go through life. I really want to know the story behind this.

Every stupid sign has a stupid story.

All Those Years We’ve Been Eating Wrong And Misguided .

Thanks, so fa I always gnawed on the carton, sucked out the delicious pizza juices and threw away the rest. My life is changed forever!

Eat the box before opening pizza?

possibly if you try enought

also you can just eat pizza with box what is problem here?

Laughing upvote.

Cut a small hole in the bottom

Also, you can’t read the notice without opening the lid…

or you can make one of these to troll your family without taking your adhd meds and cutting loose...

I AM CARDBOARDHOLIO... I NEED BUBBLE WRAP FOR MY CORNHOLIO...

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But I thought the box provided extra fibre D:

Thank you. I have been wondering why my pizza tasted of cardboard for all these years

When you read this sign did you feel a slight breeze above you?

I mean I guess you can just eat the pizza and the box all together like sandwich it's technically possible

Some people are just savages

😂😂😂

Eat the box with the pizza, I call it "pizza con cartone"

“Close box to eat pizza”

A Corrugated conundrum....

You see, when you get older, your need for fiber goes up almost exponentially.

I could have sworn I saw a meme/cursed image of a pizza still inside of the box with both of them having a huge cartoony bite taken out of it before, I was looking for it but couldn’t find it, so I guess I must have mistaken it for a different image.

It's a date night suggestion.

Spin the pizza box like a centrifuge and then reach through the small hole with chopsticks

Don't tell me what to do.

Cut your way in.

Pizza is often consumed with confusing herbs

Eat the box before opening the pizza

Eat the box, throw away pizza

They should’ve put a sign on the inside of the top of the box saying “congratulations you can eat now”

If you really need some roughage…

That warning is there for a reason

Is anyone else envisioning a group of Primates drawn to and dancing around a monolithic pizza box

Objectively, pizza tastes much better without a box :)

Don’t open the box get a box cutter and slice it down the middle and shimmy the pizza out I guess or throw it up and open you don’t lose it

What's wrong with eating pizza with cardboard crust and toppings? /S

A few days ago, right here in Reddit, I saw a pic of a burger. It was sitting intact but the paper wrapper it came in wasn't. Someone chomped on the paper wrapper.

So yeah. Some people who that exists.

Wait, we're supposed to take the peels off our pizza before we eat it???

I suppose you could eat the box? I wouldn't advice it though

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Thank you for the circle. I surely would’ve missed what you were trying to convey if not for that!

Raw

Eat it with the box, the best pizza experience. The box is so crispy

corporate trying to prevent us from directly eating the pizza with the box like unpeeled apples. They don't want us to get full by eating everything we paid for, instead they are trying to get you to buy more.

Looney Tunes that mofo, cut a hole in the bottom and let the pizza drop right into your gaping mouth.

Maybe burn the Box down you get the pizza extra crispy then

Wait, you have to peel the pizza first?

Fuck you. Quantum tunnel's through the box

Eat the box

This is why we need a big reset, an asteroid for example.

The bigger question why they had to put the warning there in the first place

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So you eat your pizza without a box? What country do you live in? 🤪

What the hell happened there???

Just eat through the box

You suck it out through the hole.

Me, an intellectual: *cuts a hole in the side and pulls the pizza through it*

This reminds of Bill Engvall and his series of "Here's your sign" jokes

Straw

Cut through the box around the pizza and take the pizza out of the box that's been cut

Gamechanger

Eating the box before the pizza....

confusing

Warning is the precaution from the past event

r/loadingscreentips

Ask 4th dimensional Garry

eat the box first

We, the germans eat pizza with the box. Our Stomach turns the Pizzabox in Kruppstahl then. Of course, pizza with Sausage and SAUERKRAUT

The brackets or parentheses(?) are a waste of ink and the full stop (period) is misplaced.

You can eat the box.

Thankyou for copy my post 😂

Who tf try to eat that with the box still not open??

I always eat the box first

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! MAH FREEDOMS!!!

<Eats a pizza box and chases it with fish tank cleaner>

So that's what everyone says when they say boneless pizza. The bones are on the outside. I get it now

Only in America

"Don't tell me how to live my life"

Through the little hole just above the red circle, you insert a mini robot which will bring the pizza to you.

Don't tell me what to do !

With the sheel

Thank god I have no idea how to eat the pizza without this sign

I'm picturing an angry wolf with red eyes telling box not to dictate his eating habits.

All signs are there for a reason

Unpeeled pizza 🤤🤤🤤

Wait... no one else eats pizza like they eat burgers, with the wrappers to hold the food?

Is there no hope for humanity?

Oh, but you see. The American justice system is a joke. Anyone can sue anyone for the silliest reason, so they essentially defend stupidity to a certain degree. So, one selling a product feels like they have to tell morons not to dry their pets in the microwaves to avoid a lawsuit.

Wouldn't want someone to eat the carton with the pizza and choke themselves.

you can eat it with pizza

Wait, I’m not supposed to eat it with the peel?

You can cut the box and ate the pizza Or cut the box in triangles about the size of the pizza slice and ate them

This warning is only for Americans.

What prompted this sign...who ate their box?

Half the US voters vote for Trump. That notification is there for a reason.

Eat the box then the pizza

What? But i alwats ate my pizza with the box? Thats the right way to eat it right?

If you're a ghost, you don't need to open the box!

Eat the box and the pizza

If they have it on there, it must've already happened💀

eat it with the box :v

Because eating a pizza box carton along with the pizza is best done while it is open...

I didn't think they'd remember that...it was just once I tried to eat the box...just once, honestly, they've got to make a big deal out of everything!

No thanks. I like kine with cardboard

I know way too many people who would take that as a challenge to be accepted.