In the big condiment race, these places need to ketchup
Before they get left be heinz?
You really mustard that one up.
He should relish how good that joke was
It would have taken me hollandaise to think of that
You guys are driving me Gravy with the condiment puns
From experience, Congo and Gabon use mayonnaise.
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No no, we're talking about mayo and ketchup not reputable sauce.
I am also not a reputable source. Please don't put that pressure on me
I guess that would make sense in terms of their colonial past. I wonder if all former British colonies prefer ketchup and French/Belgium would be mayo
South Africa would be ketchup.
Edit: Aka Tomato sauce in South Africa
Not even potato, only hungr 💀
No ketchup. Just sauce.
Raw sauce
Ah, yo, boom, ah
The ting goes skrrrahh (Ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (Ka-ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (Boom)
Skya (Ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (Dun)
Poom, poom
You don' know
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I had no idea how common this is
Well, they also forgot Hawaii, Maledives, Okinawa and pretty much most islands in carribean
Fair points, but I don't know well they'd show on a map like this.
But the map DOES show Tasmania which is quite a lot smaller than New Zealand so it's not consistent.
It's less about size than location. If you notice parts of Alaska and eastern Russia are cut off too. A lot of map basically decide they don't care about showing a handful of Pacific islands and a bunch of open ocean, so they just cut out that vertical chunk (which happens to also include NZ).
It's so common that the New Zealand government websites error 404 page not found page is a world map without New Zealand lol
New Zeland is a myth
New Zealand was only temporary - it was torn down after they finished filming LOTR.
If I lived there? I’d be fine with no publicity.
DAMN I wanna move to NZ.
Given the way things are going, a whole big island nation that gets left off maps and forgotten sounds pretty grand
It's a cornerstone of our Covid-19 strategy. We'll, that and listening to scientific advice.
If Covid can't find you on the map then it can't go there! Tapshead.jpg
As an American, Mayo is superior for fries
Good job, that comment just lost you your American citizenship. If you would like it back, then learn how to eat a fuckin fry, you casual.
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All I heard was “I don’t like ketchup.”
Ketchup fits extremely well with burgers, chicken and some other meats, but mayonnaise is a really good match with potatoes, whether they be boiled, baked or fried. Both France and Belgium, where the main types of fries are named after, both agree that mayonnaise is the superior condiment for fries.
Fuck off with that noise.
feigning ignorance is how people who are wrong tend to go about their day.
Gahahaha. That’s me!!
Bolshevism, pure Bolshevism!
Talking about bolshevism, ketchup is red.
All i heard was gorilla warfare.
Be careful, I got site wide reddit banned for 3 days for posting that copypasta. They said it was a threat
Imagine being the mod who’s never tasted the most famous copy pasta of all time
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They were closing in on Bin Laden. The Jawbreakers were lighting targets for the bombers day and night. It was even easier at night, since the enemy would light fires. The Jawbreakers just had to point the laser at the fire. He told me it was was funny to him in the heat of the fighting, that 60 years ago it was Tora Tora Tora, but now it’s Tora Bora.
Soon after the fighting stopped though. He told me it was because of a truce brokered with the local militia. It didn’t last long. On 12 DEC the fighting started again. When the dust settles Bin Laden made his escape. He was furious.
Youngstown, OH 4 JUL 2002
We were all gathered around the grill, having a good time. He was sharing stories of his time in Afghanistan, saying that soon we’ll catch bin laden. He’s going back in 2 weeks, but He doesn’t seem to mind. We pulled the dogs off the grill, cracked a few beers, and had a good time until it was time to set the fireworks off.
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He did it! Not only was he part of the kill team that got Bin Laden, but he was the one who actually got the kill. One round in the chest, and another above the left eye. It was over, He was coming home for some well deserved leave after 10 years of hunting for the bastard.
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I’ve seen his copy pasta float around the internet, and it disgusts me. I became a mod on Reddit because I can’t stand seeing it. I will become a mod on all platforms, and I will ban anyone who uses it. He is dead to me.
LMFAOOOOOO
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Pretty sure there were a couple wars to make sure y'all don't speak for all Europeans, lol.
Also, mayo+ketchup with a dash of horseradish and sriracha is the best dipping sauce for fries.
Have you ever had fries with truffle mayonnaise? Even better, fries with a spicemix instead of salt and THEN with truffle mayonnaise. Your one does also sound delicious to be quite frank.
Does it also gain him French citizenship? Because if so, I will praise the mayonnaise gods all day
That deal has been off since the whole freedom fries debacle, but how do you feel about Belgium?
I feel like I'll eat some fries whit Mayo
Also don’t knock until you try it, it’s very good
As usual, us europeans will take that refugee
Found the communist, you've been reported
Jokes on you ketchup is red
Not in my fridge, you filthy communist!
This is against the laws of physics and the geneva convention.
What the fuck
Filthy Commie, go eat your cum frys elsewhere.
I'm an American living in Germany, and yes, I eat my Pommes with mayo. I went back to the states for a visit, and went to a diner in Connecticut with my friend. I asked for mayo for my fries and got some weird looks.
as a dutch person, me and many others find german mayonnaise to be inferior to our dutch ones (german is more sour, while dutch/belgian mayo is more creamy), so ironically a lot of dutch people use other sauces while in Germany.
I've definitely popped over to Albert Heijn in Venlo to stock up on Frites Saus.
Ah, it's good to know that it's not just "us dutchies" being snobby about mayonnaise.
Patriotic American checking in, Ketchup is red because it’s the commie’s choice condiment. Mayo is the super power condiment!
Real americans eat commies not save them
i stand with you on this. mayo is indeed superior
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Is it because Mayo has more Fat ?
If that was the deciding factor I’d choose OP’s mom
As an American, I think we can all agree that the correct answer is ranch.
Fellow American. You speak the truth.
There are dozens of us!
As a swede I have never seen anyone serve fries with mayonnaise. Aoli on the other hand is delicious with fries. Or bearnaise for that matter, but mayonnaise?? Sounds bland and gross.
As a German, 90% of the times I eat Mayonaise it is with fries.
I eat fries because I want to eat mayonnaise.
Low key, the 60’s understood their condiments. Mayo is S-tier. Somehow I was convinced it was unhealthy, but like, compared to the sugar in ketchup, it’s downright health food. If you make it at home (surprisingly easy to do), you can make it with little to no sugar and get a better, tangier Mayo
I mean, there's a lot of sugar in ketchup, but mayo is 90% fat. I'm pretty sure that with equal servings ketchup is the better dietary choice
Ever since I started looking at food in terms of satiability index, it’s shifted my outlook. Fats such as Mayo and butter have higher calories, but they make you feel fuller for longer, and result in fewer overall calories because you don’t want to snack as much.
Aoli is mayonnaise with some extra ingredients.
If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike
Legit aioli doesn't have any egg, just oil and garlic emulsified together.
And ketchup is just tomato puree with some extra ingredients, but the extra ingredients make all the difference
We Dutch drown them in it. If you order fries “with” you get mayo. It’s literally the default.
A proper mayonnaise shouldn't be bland.
I'm from Sweden and I have seen plenty of restaurants serve with both ketchup and mayo, and many of my friends and family eat fries with both. Maybe it's a local thing, or maybe the map is just inaccurate.
Perhaps, what region are you from?
Currently in Stockholm
Also Stockholm, I've never seen any establishment around here offer mayo with fries. Can you specify where you saw that?
As a Swede I've seen it in Chile and Belgium (in France they use something called samourai which is half mayo half kebab sauce). It is indeed bland and gross. I've never seen anyone in Sweden use it.
Bernaise, ajvar, aioli ketchup, sri racha, toum (the thick garlic pasta you get at kebab places), but never seen anyone dip freies in mayo, ever.
So just mayonnaise with garlic?
Norwegian - same… i remember growing up hearing about the dutch using mayo on their fries; we thought they were crazy..we go Catsup all the way.
Theres no mayo at our fast food joints. Just mustard and catsup. I have to question the validity of this graphic.
Håller med. Majonäs låter hemskt med strips. Det ska va Green N garlic från Max ;D
Sounds like your mayo sucks mate
Norwegians don't do that either. I'm actually mad we're in the "both" category. Ketchup is the only way to go. Aioli is cool if you get potato wedges.
Yeah I’ve never heard of a swede eating mayonnaise with fries. Ketchup with lots of black pepper is the shit though.
I heard Canadians like it with fry sauce... Mayochup
Ketchup is the norm I like malt vinegar myself.
I am the only person I know irl that is under 50 and likes malt vinegar on their fries. The fact that most restaurants still carry it is one of the few things boomers do that I'm grateful for
I'm just sitting here in the UK wondering wtf you guys are on about. Vinegar and salt goes on chips and then you choose what you're dipping it in.
Imo it's best with just the malt vinegar on them and no dip. I personally think ketchup is disgusting but that's probably me being biased bc my grandparents were Italian and it literally wasn't allowed in their house and my dad kept that rule for my family
You aren’t missing out. I don’t care for ketchup on anything, and I’m of the opinion it has no place on a hotdog especially.
I live on the east coast of Canada pretty well every pub and diner have fish n chips so it’s pretty common here but some places you have to ask for it because they only put white vinegar on the table.
Ya I'm in new england so I assume our pub food has a good amount of similarities. But we don't usually have it on the table, you have to ask for it. Got any good hole in the wall recommendations for Halifax? I'm heading there this summer
Clams and chips at John’s Lunch on the Dartmouth side of the harbour. It’s right by the wood side ferry terminal so it’s not hard to get to from downtown. I love Mary’s African cuisine on Barrington street, she does lots of west African food but also does lobster rolls. If you end up on a night out and are drunk and hungry you’ll have to get a donair. You can get them all over so it depends on the proximity to the pub you’re at. Tony’s is my favourite.
The Ardmore Tea room is a great hangover food breakfast/burgers etc.
I like to switch it up. Wedge fries usually need malt vinegar for me but mayochup is my mainstay.
I’m a subscriber to r/ketchuphate so I’ll stick with the vinegar. Wedges are great though.
I wanted to compliment your Rocky Horror themed u/ and make a joke about ketchup/sauces but couldn't come up with anything. Something about Frank-N-Furter maybe?
Cool show though either way.
Haha thanks! It’s been my favourite for a while. I guess some people put ketchup on Meatloaf but that might be a bit of a stretch.
Ketchup on Meatloaf, you son of a bitch I love you.
Fry sauce is big in western US. WY, MT, ID, UT, NV, OR even WA should all be black.
I don’t know the last time I had fries with ketchup. It’s always fry sauce here (UT), and the bar in my hometown makes it the best.
Same. I'll eat them with nothing over ketchup. What I prefer whenever possible is to mix hot sauce into whatever condiment is available. I assume that's how the concept of Sriracha mayo was born.
Sriracha ranch with pizza is a god tier combination.
Agreed. Double Pepperoni and mushroom, extra crushed red pepper and parmesan, extra red sauce. Dipped into Sriracha ranch. Honestly, any creamy condiment infused with a good hot sauce will hit the spot for me. I like to take alfredo and mix it with tiger sauce and dip that.
Shit now I'm hungry.
I know what I’m eating tonight lol
Same with Puerto Rico. It’s even bottled by Heinz as “mayo-ketchup” and sold in stores
As someone who likes that as a condiment, the idea of it coming premixed seems so weird to me. I guess I really like making it on my own haha
Western state fry sauce usually has some Worcestershire and sometimes a few spices like garlic powder mixed in at the restaurants. But I like it just fine with the 2 and mixing it myself since I prefer it more ketchupy
Funnily enough we call it burger sauce here.
I always thought it was called pink sauce (I'm American). I don't know how common it is here. Just as a side note: Mayochup is a terrible name and Heinz should be ashamed of themselves for something so unimaginative
Isn't that the both together option?
Quebec is def Mayo territory
I live in the Pacific Northwest of the US and fry sauce is extremely popular here.
Ditto in some parts of the US. In the Pacific Northwest a lot of restaurants just offer fry sauce as an option.
Mix is ok if it's done on plate, but buying mayochup is an american thing. It was a friend from Utah that tried to convince us canadians that it was a real thing. They called it pink sauce. It's not nearly as good as an on the fly plate swirl
In Quebec (Canada) mayo or aïoli is common. The province is from French ascent, so…
Also, cheese curds and gravy.
Same with Utah!
I’m American and this is the way.
Utah people eat them together
Yeah every restaurant/burger place includes fry sauce. There should be a black utah-shaped section in the US
The black mass would spread over to Idaho too... I can't thank Utah for much, but I am forever thankful for the glory that is fry sauce
Don't, if you make it black I'm afraid the Mormons would ban it.
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For Belgians the default is mayonnaise, but we have over 20 different types of sauce at a friterie
We have so many good sauces for fries!
And ketchup is worse than any of them
Welp, time to move to Belgium!
Swede reporting in. I have seen absolutely zero people put mayonnaise on fries.
Most people put just ketchup, others mix the ketchup with a BBQ spice mix, black pepper or mustard. Bearnaise and aioli are also used by a few people. But never ever mayo.
Green n garlic från Max doe 🥵🥵
I'm in Ireland and by default everyone uses mayo.
I am questioning this map's sources.
Here me out… mustard
We have heard you out.... And we have come to the conclusion you need jesus in your life
I'm going to one up you with Dijonaise
Finally, someone realises the best option
We will not, thank you very much.
Honey mustard.
Mustard is the only logical answer.
Mustard goes on a potato knish which is basically a big square French fry so why not the smaller version
Finally, someone realizes the truth.
Mustard (of Dijon and strong or at least half-strong, obviously) is the best, by far
Ranch
Ranch is basically nonexistent outside of the US.
I’ve never been so glad I was American. I didn’t know the rest of the world suffered from this kind of poverty
As a Midwesterner, I wouldn’t know what to do without ranch
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it is.
Shouldn't have to scroll this far down to see the correct answer
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Where in Brazil are you from? I'm from São Paulo and I've never seen fries with mayo (generally fries are served with ketchup and cheese).
Molho Rosé is the only way
Malt vinegar is the correct answer
Malt Vinegar, seasoned with Old Bay, but yes.
Go to Five Guys and order the Cajun fries, ask for a side of malt vinegar, and you’ll be in heaven.
Literally nobody here in Russia eats fries with mayo, what the fuck is this map lmao
If it were accurate, it would be r/realhistoryporn
But it's pretty true for BeNeLux and absolute disaster for CIS
Pommes Schranke!
In the UK "chips" are commonly eaten with vinegar.
You will see, one day mayonnaise will prevail!!!
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. But, you know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Jules: What? Vincent: Mayonnaise. Jules: God damn! Vincent: I seen them do it, man, they *ing drown them in that shit. Jules: That's some *ed up shit.
I am for neither. I eat my fries blank.
Curry Keychup or vinegar
Utah should be black. Utah is absurdly proud of its fry sauce (ketchup and mayonnaise sometimes mixed with other spices or relish). Utah acts like it invented the stuff and it’s not available anywhere else. Every restaurant that serves fries seems to have their own secret recipe of fry sauce (again, ketchup and mayonnaise mixed).
Ketchup, mayo, vinegar, paprika and cayenne. Proportions change slightly but everywhere in the states you will find a place with this sauce.
You can have all three at same time.
Missing Utah for the 2 combined.
Both together is the only correct option
You forgot to make Utah black
There needs to be a little black spot where Utah is.
Why is there not a black utah?
Utah should be in the black category. Fry sauce is god tier
how is no one noticing that for the first time there is actual data for north korea
Let’s introduce some ketchup to Russia
MALT VINEGAR
Pretty sure Canadians, at least Quebecers, prefer ketchup and Mayo together
Tartar sauce is the GOAT
All 3 of this options are good
Pommes Rot Weiß
You know it's a serious matter when even north korea has datab on it. Surprised they even get fries, mayo and ketchup
Salsa brava GOD
N. Korea supports ketchup
Do you mean no sauce?