I was called into a meeting at work and asked if I was behaving inappropriately eg. wacking off at the counter because there had been a complaint from a woman with kids who said they saw me cranking it at the counter due to my arm moving back and forth and making moaning noises.
The truth is no freaking way! I have awful eczema in my inner thighs and must have been ascent mindedly itching there on the job.
No action was taken against me but ever since everyone at work has been treating me differently, some people who were my bros now just shake their head and laugh on sight. I don’t think they 100% believe me on this and think there is a chance I was cranking it at work.