Which Very Important Person would win in an all out fight to the death? Just a full on brawl on the VIP set? In terms of raw strength and potential insanity, I feel like Leighanna or Vic's Ex-Step Grandmother has an edge, but Avery Goodman could pull something out of his pocket. Let me know your game theories to my very, very dumb question.
Now that we have seen all 12 episodes and all 15 Very Important People, I feel like this question needs to be asked.
Very Important PeopleAnd gets a full meal of moonlight
It's really just sunlight reflected off the moon
….. ok so after a full meal of sunlight
I believe Denzel also has a device which can propel a small projectile at supersonic speeds via a controlled explosion.
That's just a gun.. you're describing a gun.
It's weird that you would take alien technology and give it some cool Earthling name.
Denzel is busy working on his stealth technology for Redbox
But you can defeat him with hand sanitizer
He wouldn’t he knows the laws
tommy shriggly feels like an obvious answer, but my bet is on mr militia piggy
I hear Tommy Shriggly can turn an army of 100,000 into 16,000
He led that army with pride
Military
You forgot to say "um, actually." I will not award you that point.
…until he killed them all one by one in their sleep.
Don't drink the last Coke. Now 84,000 soldiers have to die
I killed’em, yeah - Tommy Shriggly, probably
The other 84,000 he killed one by one in the dead of the night
Tommy is really only a major threat if they drink all of his coke and try to give him coke zero.
He’s changed, that was a really dark time in his life
Tommy has changed. He doesn’t want violence, just for everybody to give him a little clap.
If you push Tommy over he’s not getting up
Augbert is a strong contender because of his expertise in fighting the shadows. Zonton and Marionette are also scrappers, they journeyed across the world with a goal and didn’t stop, I would be careful not to underestimate them. Also, as another commenter mentioned, “me knife”. Leighanna terrifies me, I feel like she can bodily take down all sorts of enemies, but also, if she starts dunking on you, you’re as good as dead. She’s the embodiment of Vicious Mockery, if it had the power of a small nuke. Plus, and this is canon, she has killed before. These are my champions
Augbert would win coz you can't kill a dream
Seeing how she obliterated Vic’s dream of competing in a pageant, Leighanna can and will
Now remember, a man can't come from a dream. Only a monster can. So either he isn't *from* the dream... or he's a monster.
But can a dream man kill you?
Now that's a question for a bag of rocks!
And for Freddy Kruger 😅
Is THAT a metaphor?
Yeah but he can only kill you metaphorically, so I think it's a stalemate
We’re also forgetting the power of Marionette’s latte art. The things she arts on the lattes strike fear and disgust into the hearts of any who see them.
Tommy Shriggly has killed before. He killed his entire platoon over a Coke. You think any of these other VIP guests stand a chance against that?
I forgot about that 😂 I think he’s a different man now, but could snap any moment. I lowkey wanna see a hunger games-style alliance between him and Leighanna
Leighanna would just do another vehicular manslaughter and run everybody over. Her grandpa even said he’s worried she’d kill again (so don’t tell him she’s getting drinks).
Tommy Shriggly executed his entire platoon one by one in the dead of night all because someone else took the last coke. All we gotta do is piss off Tommy and he can destroy the world. Maybe we deny him of his little clap? Would that activate his barbarian-like rage?
Hey man, that was the darkest time of his life
That’s about as dahhhrk as it gets
Step grandma would spank him
I think they'd have to be out of coke zero for him to rage.
one by one in the dead of the night
I feel like Zonton is the underdog. Everyone's gonna think Tommy Shriggly or Augbert are gonna win, but my man Zonton knows his way around "me knife"
Plus he took down everyone at MSNNMSNANMBC
He had the help of THE GUILLOTINE.
Wait which one was zonton I don’t remember that one
I mean, Augbert is potentially immortal. We do not know his true nature.
Does anybody even know their own true nature?
rocks.
Motherfucker, the rocks are important!
I think you’re right with Vic’s ex-stepmother. Though she could be easily distracted if you fling some loose cigarettes at her face.
Maybe it's just me, but anyone that can eat a plastic nail unpromted scares me
Dr. Milk would, from his sheer charisma be spared from the fighting until the very end, Kepl would be the first to die however.
Denzel has this really powerful alien attack that humans wouldn't understand. It's really complicated and foreign to humans, but I'll try my best to explain it.
He can ball his hands up into fists, and hit people with them.
That sounds like you’re just giving “punching” a kind of alien description…
He then tries to use his forehead as a blunt weapon and hits the other person's face.
The real question is, can any of them survive Dr. Gloria Steinard? She might be a physicist, she might be a shadow monster, she might be a plane. Whatever she is, she can eat a dad in one bite so an Ex-Step Grandma is no contest.
I don't know about winning the whole thing but Princess Emily can throw a good punch. If it's purely hand to hand and no outside weapons I think she could make it at least to the top half
Emily is going to straight up surprise folks with how feral she can be.
If someone mentions Olivia Rodrigo, you know Princess Emily will throw hands
Does Denzel have his invisibility technology?
Based on his reaction to Vic’s security cameras, I’m guessing no.
Y’all are forgetting leighanna-Jean totally killed those people and would do it again.
No she didn't, she said "just kidding," she was just kidding. We all heard it.
Oh god yeah you’re so right! I hope she doesn’t sue me for libel 😬
Is Vic themself not on options, cause I wouldn’t rule them out.
I would think Vic is on the sidelines. I picture them either cheering it on or wanting to wake up from this hellish fever dream.
They are fighting to see who gets to live in the guesthouse, and Vic’s on the sidelines waiting to see how bad is it gonna be
Vic's character has big "dies before the intro credits, in a horror movie" vibes, lmao
I wouldn't bet on her.
Vic is the person you thought died first in the horror movie only to be revealed later as secretly having orchestrated it all
Vic would not try to fight. She’d definitely duck behind a chair and awkwardly watch
Avery Goodman solos
Avery Goodman with prep time
Thank you! Way too far down.
I'm going with Avery Goodman, dude straight-up used mind control on Vehicular with zero consequences
The crew could easily have stepped in but they were definitely letting Vic get karma'd
I'm imagining a situation in which Tommy Shriggly starts to get upset that Avery physically can't give him a little clap, and Avery realizes his potential for mayhem and takes control of Tommy, turning him into an absolute monster.
IN TIERS:
No Mercy, Finalist: Thomas Shriggly, Avery Goodman, Vic’s Ex Stepgrandmother
Good Fight but just can’t make it: Martha Topps, Princess Emily, Leighana
Middle of the Pack: Zontin & Conqui, Dr Milk
Early Out: Lucien Azathoth, Jasper and Casper, Denzel, Pig #2
First Dead: Kepl
Standing at the Side staring into middle distance in the Glade: Augbert
Option 2: Everybody roll initiative!
Now I want to run a dnd game where everyone has to playing one of the VIPs
That’s would be amazing. - Nana as a Drunken Master Monk - Leighana as a Fathomless warlock (mermaid themed) - Thomas Shriggley as a Giant Barbarian - Martha & Lucien as a Bard/Cleric combo. - Princess Emily as a Glamour Bard. I’d love to see it!
Zonton and Marionet are warforged. Zonton is a bard, college of swords Marionet is a bard, college of creation
Pig #2 is a Fighter who reclasses into Druid after they get over their fear of the ‘Big Bad Wolf’.
Dr Milk is Kepl’s warlock patron.
Denzel is a Rogue with expertise in Stealth but a -5 to Charisma
If Dr Milk is the patron then Kelp is a celestial warlock, 'cuz Dr Milk is an angel
Or he’s a Archfey Warlock cause Kepl’s comedy puts people to sleep and he’s practically invisible when Dr Milk is around.
I didn’t previously know my life’s mission was to participate in a Very Important Dungeons and Dragons Battle Royale, but that was 5 minutes ago when I was younger and more ignorant. Thank you for showing me the way.
Honestly I've been thinking about it and I'm planning to do a rewatch and make level 5 character sheets for everyone to upload here.
- Princess Emily = gets high on everything she has in her bag, gives a few solid punches but doesn't last long
- Denzel = hides behind a chair, tries the electric fingers, last words are "uuuh"
- Nana = vicious and probably immortal, will shiv the shit out of anyone running slower than her, turning the final into an endurance contest
- Marionette & Zonton = will ratatata me knife through any opponent thanks to their team work, but will accidentally backstab each other at some point and lose their momentum
- Kepl = kills himself with a balsa gun. Dr Milk lays on the floor by his side
- Tommy Shriggly = biggest threat, probably everyone's first target, death by a thousand little claps
- Avery Goodman = relies on whoever he will be able to put a device on, impossible to tell
- Jasper & Casper = decide to trust the power of love , no success
- Leighanna = can a vehicle fit trough the studio door ?
- Pig #2 = how much rifle push-ups did they use to do ? truly the underdog of the brawl (bonus if they kept the garbage dog and trained it to step on people)
- Martha & Lucian = summon a horde of sweaty damned teenagers, who procceed to beat them to death and leave this plane of existence
- Augbert = a terryfing mystical presence. Not actually there, will do nothing, will be fine
Winner = impossible to tell. More simulations needed
Denzel would be the obvious choice due to his extremely advanced alien technology. I don’t think we could even begin to imagine the things he is capable of
The rest of the guests are just beating the shit out of each other in a madhouse and Denzel is standing off to the side with a sheet over him.
They wouldn’t know what hit em
I mean in close quarters combat I imagine it'd be between Augbert and Tommy Shriggly. Shriggly's got that insane physique and hunted down his fellow soldiers, and Augbert's got a box full'a rocks.
Nana would fake dying in the first minutes and then backstab the last person standing at the end.
Tommy would kill everyone else one by one in the dead of night
I think in an all-out brawl, it’s gonna be a standoff between Denzel, Tommy, and Augbert. Although, I’m not quite sure Zonton and Marionette are able to die considering they’re dolls, and I have a theory that if Lucien and Martha were to be killed, their corpses might reanimate and become avatars for Satan, which would add a whole bunch of theological nonsense to this scenario. Personally, that’s an outcome I’d be very interested in seeing
I think, in an all out brawl scenario, I'm giving this to Vic's Ex-Step Grandmother.
She'd fake a heart attack at the very beginning, wait until there was one person left, yell "PSYCH" and slit their tendons.
Tommy shriggly killed his entire platoon
Reading the question i thought the first and the last episode. But scrolling through the responses of other people reminden me off all the other episodes again and now im not sure. These people are so awesome and this show rules. So happy to follow the progress of Dropout and all their talent.
I think Nana has the sadism required, Augbert and Avery Goodman have the exceptional power, Tommy Shriggly has killed an entire platoon of soldiers so we know he’s got the will and the ability. I’d put those 4 as my top picks.
Vic.
They know everyone's weaknesses now.
Avery Goodman could kill them all, if given enough of a heads up and time to prep.
Avery Goodman with prep vs. Batman with prep
Tommy Shriggly has killed before. He killed his entire platoon over a Coke. You think any of these other VIP guests stand a chance against that?
If it’s the dead of night, Tommy Shriggly all the way.
Dr. Milk would just watch with crossed arms and shake his head. As soon as Kepl drops Dr. Milk and Vic run away together. Augbert at some point screams "eeeenough!", everybody stops to listen to his monologue about they shouldn't fight each other but the shadow monsters
Denzel. He can bench 315, he could beat Will Smith’s ass, and he had invisibility technology & lightning powers.
The ex-step grandmother. She would not fight fair and probably poison everyone the day before any fight was scheduled just in case. Avery Goodman would be blinded by her charms I don't think he would see her as a threat and Tommy would have drank so much spiked protein powder that he would be dead first.
The only one that may pose a challenge to Vic's ex-step grandmother is Denzel with his alien technology. But again, he might be blinded by her charms and not have time to deploy them before she attacks.
- Don’t forget the puppet
I'm not convinced Augbert is even real, so probably Lieghanna or Vic's ex-stepgrandmother.
At the start, Avery Goodman takes control of Tommy and Pig Two under the guise of arming them. From there, they whittle down the weak. Princess Emily, Marionette Conqui and Zonton, Jasper and Casper, Mrs.Gruthers, Dr. Milk and his assistant.
There are some wild cards. Denzel may have some alien technology that tips it in his favor, though Avery Goodman. Lucian and Martha have some conection to the devil, but they are still mortal beinging. Vics Granmother is scrappy, so I think she could take Tommy and P2, but not with Avery Goodmans help.
In the end, Avery wins and has two good henchmen; one with a connection to the army and one with an active militia.
Tommy Shriggly alreathas a pretty impressive K/D ratio
Chompsky. They are possessive.
Augbert is unbeatable. You can’t kill a dream.
think about Shriggly's body count
Tommy Shriggly has a solid kill streak going.
Tommy Shriggly took out his entire platoon single handedly. That dude is a FORCE to be reckoned with.
Tommy Shriggly did kill an entire platoon one by one in the dead of the night, but I think Augbert is a contender here too, as well as Denzel.
Who’s most likely to draw knives over Vic’s guest house?
What do you mean? There are only 14 very important people, and only 11 episodes currently released. Are you counting Vic?
I thought you were gonna ask "how big is the hog?"
I dunno who would win a fight but ex-step-grand-mother would win the hunger games. She once had to eat pizza in the sewers like a ninja turtle.
I would learn towards the ones with access to dark and strange magicks with a k, who also get to compete as a duo.
Also Rashawn irl would win so that just makes sense
Dr. Avery Goodman! We no longer have to worry about photosynthesis!
Tommy already has blood on his hands. His teeny, tiny hands.
Are the duos still duos?
Vic’s ex step mother honestly
Denzel, if he did actually decide to start zapping people with electricity.