Quacks in the pavement.
You'll really fowl up the job.
Maybe they'll waddle through?
My pet duck laughed so hard at this joke, it died 😔 I'll send you the bill.
Most likely an itemised account of my duck's veterinary and funeral expenses along with a framed photo of my duck wearing a bow tie.
What’s the similarity between a duck and a lawyer? They can both go stick their bill up their ass!
That's very interesting. Maybe they both like grapes too ?
Pre or post invoice?
It might depend
You're going to cut off your duck's bill and send it to him?
That's a fairly poultry attempt at a pun.
Hey what's with the fowl language
This awful "joke" is duckist.
Bricks of a feather
This is why people yell “Duck!” When they see falling lumps of cement.
Nice .. deserves more upvotes
Rock chips & quackers
I was thinking a “Fucked Duck” but I guess quacks…..🤷🏾♂️
What the flock did I just read?
I read dicks and was quite confused
reading dicks is not for everyone
I bet he heard that one a quack dealer!
A stoned duck
Animal cruelty charge.
You'll really fowl up the job.