Hello and welcome to r/dadjokes!

Only self-posts are allowed. However, you may still link to images within the self-post if the image is relevant.

**A couple of suggestions to follow:**

1. Leave the punchline out of the title!

2. Preferred to be a joke an actual father said, but not required.

3. Tag [NSFW] or [NSFL] if ever necessary. 

4. Remember to edit out any personal information that could lead to identifying people in real life. This includes, but is not limited to, phone numbers, email addresses, facebook/twitter/instagram screenshots.


**Other places to laugh at:**

* /r/jokes
* /r/cleanjokes
* /r/MommaJokes
* /r/ShortCleanFunny 
* /r/gatekeeping
* /r/shittyaskscience
* /r/badjokes
* /r/3amjokes

**Subs for dads:**

* /r/daddit
* /r/DadReflexes

<div class="md">Hello and welcome to <a href="/r/dadjokes">r/dadjokes</a>!

Only self-posts are allowed. However, you may still link to images within the self-post if the image is relevant.

A couple of suggestions to follow:

<ol>
<li>Leave the punchline out of the title!</li>
<li>Preferred to be a joke an actual father said, but not required.</li>
<li>Tag [NSFW] or [NSFL] if ever necessary. </li>
<li>Remember to edit out any personal information that could lead to identifying people in real life. This includes, but is not limited to, phone numbers, email addresses, facebook/twitter/instagram screenshots.</li>
</ol>

Other places to laugh at:

<ul>
<li><a href="/r/jokes">/r/jokes</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/cleanjokes">/r/cleanjokes</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/MommaJokes">/r/MommaJokes</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShortCleanFunny">/r/ShortCleanFunny</a> </li>
<li><a href="/r/gatekeeping">/r/gatekeeping</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyaskscience">/r/shittyaskscience</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/badjokes">/r/badjokes</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/3amjokes">/r/3amjokes</a></li>
</ul>

Subs for dads:

<ul>
<li><a href="/r/daddit">/r/daddit</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/DadReflexes">/r/DadReflexes</a></li>
</ul>
</div>

Shampoo = fake poop!

t5_2t0no

Welcome!

This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you.

To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not.

It's about how the joke is delivered.

<div class="md">Welcome!

This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you.

To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We&#39;re all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not.

It&#39;s about how the joke is delivered.
</div>

Remember if you are posting a picture, make sure there is a story there that involves a dad. Please don't just post simple puns.

<div class="md">Remember if you are posting a picture, make sure there is a story there that involves a dad. Please don&#39;t just post simple puns.
</div>

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