I will never...

no

Cyclists are way more alike than we are different. Even ones who wear spandex and ride in aero vs casual commuters with headphones in and baggy clothes. We are all on the same team - we are cyclists. Therefore I don't have a "never" list and don't look at what others do as though it's something I should avoid/judge.

Never say never

I do all of these things lol. Except the aero helmet.

I did tell myself I’d never race. Ended up doing that too.

I will never waste money on a carbon-fiber frame.... until I rode one.

Sounds like OP will never know the pleasure of riding fast and being nonjudgmental.

I didn't think I'd ever ride clipless pedals after a few bad experiences on my old mountain bike. But here I am. :)

Those stupid fucking mini goggle sunglasses. Never.

no

I will never ride drop handlebars...

Then you will probably never comfortably ride 100km either.

That's your loss.

The rest. Who cares, though I reccomemded a chamois. I've never worn a bib either.

Oops, too serious.

Tanwalls were this for me. Now, I love them.

BTW white shoes and socks look awesome AF

No. I tried some things and then decided never again.

I used to take myself too seriously and would say such things. Now I just ride in what's comfortable/efficient, which happens to be most of your list (for me). Once you get over yourself, you'll realize that it's all good - clipless or flats, drop bar or flat bar, lycra or regular clothes, MTB, road, utility, etc.

Pretty much me with bins and clippess. Lol

I will never use chamois cream…