No. It's for sex.
It’s joever 😔
It run away and bit 😓
NAAAAAAAH
Son I'm disappointed
Wouldn’t happen next time, dad 😼
Oh thank god, I thought it's for something bad
I know. Like "affection" or "actual food"
Bro, I just woke up
Same, and lost some thinking capabilities reading this
I was saving my fucking braincell for later too
Not for an animal tho, yea?
Course not, I used it on my bf earlier
Please don't tell me you have a Golden Retriever named BF
Nope, he's 6 feet tall and an amazing top
Holy shit that's hot, good catch 👍🏼
many of us have now learned not to open reddit in the morning.
I'll follow the trend
haha good idea. Good luck.
Next time something like this happens just go back to sleep and try again later.
Then why in the 9 circles of hell was the first thing you did to open up reddit of all apps? 😂
I use it to see the world news
Sir why does your penis have bite marks?
"i like it ruff", he says.
This shit is cursed
i am hoping that there is some context that we're lacking, sometimes ppl post these things without context for ragebait
maybe this person was talking about hugging or cuddles? or kisses? thats possible
[narrator] he was not in fact talking about hugging or cuddling
please narrator tell me you're lying
[narrator] I was not in fact lying
And that's why princess has to be slain
I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
I read it in the narrorators voice from Stanley parable
Even if it's for ragebait, the fact that that person went through the thought process of making up something so vile just to infuriate Reddit? That's messed up
true
“I just want to talk to him.”
Pretty sure it's her in this case
If there's a hole there us in fact a goal
As a furry, any person who says fucking vile stuff like this, is immediately on every furry’s shitlist.
And as anyone knows:
If furries can afford a multi thousand dollar fursuit, they can afford a 10 dollar pipebomb in your mailbox
I myself (at the lowest earning position in the company) earn $900 every two weeks. That’s 90 pipebombs.
Every.
Two.
Weeks.
That's only 1800 a month. That's less than minimum wage if you do 40 hour work weeks in my country.
I'm hoping that's either converted to USD or not a 40 hour work week
It’s CAD. I’m also only 19 so I don’t have much experience. And by much I mean barely any.
Got some racism in me but I just got unbanned
Don't hate the ethnicity as a whole, hate this one in particular.
Yes. They’re racist towards that one person
Their culture enjoys eating dogs, this one must've gotten confused cause they're eating dogs out
Understandable, that’s a very easy mistake to make
Based
Why though? Not all Chinese people want to fuck dogs
No, that's white chicks.
Somehow I have now heard of 3 seperate white girls in my uni semester who... love their dogs a bit too much.
Spreading rumors that a girl likes to fuck her dog is an easy way to make her drop in social standing. Like, what CAN she do to disprove it?
My fellow students are very progressive and not exactly unaware of that. One of them admitted to it, and theres a video of another. Not sure about the third, though.
Hang on, are you saying that your fellow students are so accepting of each other that they don't mind each other fucking their pets? That's honestly wild...
I havent heard anyone being a big fan, but yeah, doesnt really bother people much
I haven't gone through threads on Reddit in months maybe, and after just 10 minutes I've been harshly reminded of how absolutely fucked up the world we live in is. Lord have mercy 😵💫
Twin
Hear this, people? Run away and bite this guy if you ever see him, or else
Face the wall. Time to meet Jesus.
hes not meeting jesus hes gonna burn
In the words of John McAfee, creator of McAfee anti-virus, "[a] Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile[,] and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual[.]"
Or it just isn’t even aware of the human’s presence
Yes officer, this man right here.
Public executions need to make a comeback.
not wrong at all! i think we should give him a prize. 12 gauge directly to the face should suffice
Wha?!
Oh what a terrible day to be an intelligent life form.
They also kick! Don't forget that. Stay away from animals unless it's your legal job.
Time to close Reddit. Just heard about this stuff called outside and grass, has to be better than this
What makes this worse is that this is on Facebook, people put their REAL NAMES ON HERE.
You know what. We should allow this but only for animals that can easily kill the people that want to fuck them.
That’s basically why Washington State made beastiality illegal. It was all good until some dude got fucked to death by a horse.
Lol
I mean, that's kind of true? But it's still weird af
wtf
I refuse to believe its something else.
Aight time to kma
When your only option for sex is the neighbor's dog
Please mark this NSFW next time
Wtf
You should get your ass kicked for saying something like that
Bite ☠️
Thus is knot what I expected.
Possibly one of the worst takes of all time
Ever hear of carpenter pants?
Hes not wrong
Or in one of my cats case shoves butt into my face
He is not exactly wrong, but why...
He is wrong in a very important way, animals do not upstand implications and risks at the same level as humans.
It would be the equivalent of drunk/drugged laws, where if both parties are of similar state then it's fine but if one is sober or much less intoxicated then it's back to the unable to give equivalent consent.
All this means is animals can give consent to other animals not humans.
Animals rape animals, why can’t we?
/s
If you drink milk or eat beef (really any animal meat) it was almost certainly the product of rape, as cows are continually and constantly impregnated most commonly by artificial insemination, which involves both forcing the semen out of a bull and forcing it into the cow. One of the most common ways they get the semen is by putting an electric stimulation rod up the bulls asshole and electro stimulating the prostate to force an ejaculation. This is necessary for meat and dairy industries to continue at the pace of consumption modern society has.
while logically this this true and I agree with you, this is not really the social mechanism under which society and people decide what is ok and what is not. the real reason why it isn't allowed is because it is weird and people feel icky even thinking about it. thats it. we also don't need consent for: selectively breeding animals in captivity, taking animals away from parents to raise them ourself as pets or killing and eating them. and no neither of these things are necessary for survival anymore and they haven't been for a long time already. they just don't feel icky enough for most of us yet.
the real reason why it isn't allowed is because it is weird and people feel icky even thinking about it
Not enough people apparently.
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That’s called a zoophile not a furry
He's breaking into the zoo after closing time.
Zoophiles are NOT furries
I'm a furry. He's a zoophile. We do not claim him.
Yes, but also no. They lack the higher reasoning skills to properly consent to something.
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consent is a social construct, animals intrinsically cannot process this as they lack morality or conscience. an animal could technically do something sexual to you, but that's not the process of consent, that's just them doing stuff
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Clearly this is for something else right??????