Thumbs up!
thumb thumbs from spy kids >:(
:(
God don't remind me, my nightmares are gonna be shaped like thumbs now. :(
I don't see what the problem is, have thumb sex!
Thats worse oh god
Well that's gonna be a problem...unless?
thumb thumbs from spy kids :)
Thumb now flaccid.
I think that’s called morning wood
Thumb War?
Thats rape
Or just a really fun activity with your bros
Is it gay if the knuckles touch
To quote Eric Andre’s Legalize everything: “Just give into it and suck a fucking dick bro”
Thumb wrestling
thumb s*x
Fingering.
You'll be thrilled to read the 2nd part of the story he just posted
noice!
Did you try looking at fingers to see if they were dicks?
The hero we needed
The fingers we deserve
The dick we wanted
ah yes, edward penishands
I've heard many people can't even see their hands in their dreams
They can, it’s just that they’re weird. More fingers than are supposed to be there, the hands aren’t solid when you try and touch them, they can be blurred, stuff like that. This is just from what I’ve read, though. Been able to get lucid twice, but was too enamored with exploring to check my hands.
I never have that problem because I see everything in the third person in my dreams. I'm never me, I'm just watching myself do stuff from a weird perspective where I can still control myself but I'm also seeing myself. It's not usually enough to tip me off that I'm Dreaming, unfortunately, since it feels so natural.
Actually I feel weirdly disgusted in my own body when I wake up because I can't move my vision from one place to another, it feels so wrong to not be able to control it
Ya been playing too many of dem vidyeo games?
On a serious note, I've got the same problem. It's always lucid and real life feels wrong. It's hard to keep myself from just sleeping all day.
I’ve never actually thought about what I can and cannot see in lucid dreams (like 9/10 dreams are lucid) and I can see my hands... though they’re rarely the focus.
I don’t think I’ve ever tried to see my toes? SoMething to strive for I guess.
Dr. Klein from Fallout: New Vegas might be interested in that thought...
“Now they’re holding up an array of fully-erect hand-penises!”
Imagine being like Freddy krueger with your penis fingers just running up to people and shooting jizz at them in their dreams then disappearing until the next night.
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3.9y
That bitch don’t wanna be friends, ayy, I give her thumb she amen, ayy
she put her tongue on my thumb, ayy, look at my wrist about 10
Just got a pound of that thumb ay
brought that thumb straight to the booth ayy
Tommy my Hilfiger thumb ayy
Hilfiger thumb for the juice ayy
she said: got thumb? bitch i do aye
You put a thumb on my mans, ayy, I put a thumb in your parents ayy
I can never get to have s*x which is my main goal
describe your life
Why bother, check out the username lol
Alright let’s be real, the real Nigel Thornberry is absolutely not a virgin.
Lmao, I miss that show
Doesn’t he have kids in the rug rats crossover?
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3.9y
Idk I never watched it
My main goal is to blow up, and then act like I don't know nobody
Harharharhar.
Guys probably a virgin. I could never actually have sex in a dream until I'd done it for real, presumably it's too much effor imagining it otherwise
It's definitely possible to have dream sex as a virgin. I did it many times and it was actually extremely accurate. I definitely spent a lot of effort imagining it though.
I had dream sex once as a virgin. Can confirm it was fairly accurate. I came within seconds.
That's the thing about dream sex: you last about as long as a hamster in a microwave.
well if cats do it then anyone can
I have... just so many questions, but I'll start with the obvious one - is your cat sleep fucking?
I said it cause the guy’s username I replied to is “catsdoit” :( sorry
Nocturnal emoewsions.
Yes, I remember having a very vidid dream of sex before ever having sex.
That said, I always want to fly in my lucid dreams and everytime I get close I wake up or fail in the dream. It’s really frustrating.
The real issue is your brain cockblocks you from what you truly want in your dream. Why? No idea. That’s what is happening to him.
I reccomend you try meditating in real life which helps staying relaxed when you realize you are lucid dreaming. The spike of excitement that you are about to fly is what is waking you up, you have to learn to ease that response and let it build slower to fly.
I’ve experienced a similar phenomenon. I think it’s because we remember way in the deepest part of our brain what it felt like when we were coming out of the womb
Please remove this
real comedyheaven is in the comments right here
I second this.
I once had a wet dream where I wasn’t really sure I wanted to have sex with the girl, but I tried anyways and I would go absolutely soft whenever I stuck it in and after the second try I just got up and left the building. This is almost exactly something that really happened to me and my ex lol
That's nothing, I have so much dream sex bro you wouldn't believe, all the dream bimbos want to have sex with me and I slap they asses and they immediately get wet. We last 4 dream hours.
okay chad dreamer r/ihavedreams
Like death?
Nah I died in a dream once. Everything went black and thoughtless until sheer boredom awoke me
Same thing happened to me, although I found the endless blackness terrifying rather than boring
I remember it being super comforting, accompanied by a loud, but fading ringing sound
It can be very peaceful depending on how your mind takes it. The worst possibility is that it forbids most thought. Endless black, no thought, no emotion. Looking back at that is terrifying.
It's funny, those are the exact reasons I found it comforting.
I hope nothing happens to me after I die, just an abrupt end of consciousness. Can't be upset by anything if you can't experience anything, just peace.
See that just really freaked me out. I waited forever for something to happen and it never did, just my consciousness in blackness for eternity.
you guys are lucky your dreams actually semi make sense lol
Look up radical acceptance my friend. Even if that's not something you'll ever have to experience, it's best to be prepared
I fear oblivion as much as I fear the infinite.
Interesting, I did find myself in a black void, but rather than go to "death" my brain started spinning a story around it being a dream state in which a teenager finds himself locked every night.
Then it sorta shifts towards something else as he grows older while a key change happens, but even though I wrote it down right after waking up, I can't quite recall how exactly the dream went.
Sucks, because it felt like a great story when I woke up.
Goosebumps
I dreamed about death like that a lot as a kid. It usually happened because some monster sucked my brain out of my head. I was just kinda.. nothing for a while until I woke up.
I died and i was seeing my body but i couldn’t move and speak and then i woke up
I had the same type of experience once , although I don't think I died. I think it was more like an out of body experience. Everything was so silent and I felt fear because I knew something wasn't quite right. Almost like something was chasing me type of feeling. I got freaked out and ran upstairs and opened my roommate's door and saw him sleeping. I tried to yell at him to wake him up, presumably for help lol, and nothing came out. Total silence. I tried to turn the light on and when I pressed the button and it wouldn't move. Like I couldn't turn it on or actually touch it. So I freaked out even more and ran back downstairs, ran up to the couch I was sleeping on, laid back down into my body and woke up at 4am... Heart pounding, head spinning.
I truly believe there's more in store for us after we transition into a different state or dimension upon death. I just have no idea what it is and am both interested and terrified at the same time
I died in a dream and I was terrified to open my eyes
8 years ago I had a dream where I was cursed (by a witch or something if I remember correctly, 10 year olds have a wild imagination) to instantly die if I touch a dog. I don't remember most of it but in the end I forgot about the curse and a dog was near me for some reason which I decided to pet. I suddenly fell limp and everything was blank for a few seconds after which I woke up. Boy did it mess me up for a while after.
yes
yes
yes
i legit died in a dream last night
which girls have 2 bumholes I wanna talk
username checks out
Ah I see, it's mister two-dick.
Strangely enough, I've only ever had sex in dreams when I was a virgin. It was pretty accurate too. Then I just never dreamed of it again..
Not like I even get any irl
I could have it in dreams when I was a virgin, then after I wasn’t one I stopped having sex dreams all together
Literally living the dream
I had a dream where I was a woman and used an arm sized dido on a beach surrounded by other women and I dreamed the sensations extremely meticulously and vividly and when I woke up I was shaken for weeks
.....elaborate
uhhhhh.......well that's basically it. But I had no reference to have understood those sensations and yet when I woke up that morning it's like I actually knew what it was like having an arm sized dildo deep down your hoo haa. Not so much the sensations at the, uhh, entrance, but just the....oh boy I didn't expect to be typing this shit on Reddit
Did ya like it?
It’s pretty possible
I'm a virgin and I somehow could actually do it in the lucid dream
Porn though, don’t need no imagination in a timeline where porn is accessible anytime
I had sex all the time in my dreams before I did irl. It wasn't totally realistic sex, but tbf, it still isn't in my dreams now.
There’s a thumb in my pants!
Read that to the tine of Squirrels in my Pants
It was supposed to be modeled after “There’s a snake in my boot” from Woody in Toy Story but that works too.
Dude gets curved in his dreams too
For some reason I have premature ejaculation in my dreams
if a dream gets too exciting you'll wake up, so its basically impossible for it to last long
too exciting
I literally had a dream where I was watching like Eurovision or something and then one of the countries started doing a striptease and then there was a convenient tissue box on the couch lmao
oh shit what
well tbh im not sure if what i said was true, but ive seen it said in many different places. maybe it changes from person to person though
I’d like to thumb wrestle this guy
I swear ppl should check that subreddit out.It's a r/comedyheaven goldmine.
Then suddenly, my stomach started to hurt badly. I couldn’t help it and sharted my pants. I fell down from the sky because of this and as soon as I hit the ground, I woke up. I woke up to my pants full of shit in real life.
I tried following that subreddit awhile ago, because I am legitimately interested in lucid dreaming although I only ever came close a couple times. But that subreddit is such a disaster, the mods hardly do anything to keep it from being a constant flood of "how do I sex in dreams" and then poes law kicks in and people start coming in thinking it's some mystical thing talking about tulpas and how to meet them in your dreams and bullshit like that. I had to peace out and leave that garbage behind. Still super interested in lucid dreaming. Just such a slog to get any useful info out of that subreddit.
In case y'all haven't seen the Squidward guy
I’ve never laughed out loud like that when reading a post on reddit
u/nigelthornbarry we need answers
u/nigelthornbarry nigel thornbarry
We just want to help u/nigelthornbarry
u/nigelthornbarry do you have penis fingers?
u/nigelthornbarry answers are needed.
u/nigelthornbarry help us.
nigal Thorn berry
His description of himself on his banned u/cummy_boner
Did the mods ban this? Yikes.
sad
He posted an update
What a roller coaster. Guess the top comment in this thread pretty much nailed it.
Thank you
T.I.M.P.
Step right over and watch me put it down
thumb war
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I declare a.
Cum war
Is it weird I’ve literally had a dream like this before - thumb dick and all, even had a fingernail. What makes it worse is I’m a girl?
Send thumb pics
Can't have shit in Detroit
Remove it
He tried. He took a pill.
Manually
What kind of pill exists to make your penis in lucid dreams not be a thumb?
You expect it to be in your pocket, and boom it's there
It's an imaginary dream pill. A technique some people use to manipulate their dream
Ohhh ok
His condom fits like a glove
Bro your penis just became opposable, you can hit the g spot easy. Best. Sex. Ever. Bro
At least there wasn't a... SNAKE IN HIS BOOT!
this guy took fingering to a whole new level
dude doesnt know what sex feels like so his brain literally cannot imagine it
His username makes the post even funnier
Stop fucking tagging me!!!
Itll happen again thumbdick boy
There are some really amazing posts on this sub. Like that guy who fucked Sqiudward, or a guy who crashed because he shat himself after eating cheese, or a guy that summoned a wizard guide to help him and accidentally fucked him instead.
Links for those who are interested:
Lmao. The few times I’ve realized i was lucid dreaming I try to fly but end up like hulk and just falling back down and jumping up to try again until I wake up.
better than squirrels
This is the funniest shit. This dudes subconscious is full on cockblocking him while he is lucid dreaming. How do you deal with such betrayal?
“Hey look it’s like my thumb is my cock” - Pineapple Express
Maybe this what those thumb creatures in spy kids had, thumb penises
1...2...3..4...I DECLARE A THUMB WAR!
Take up hitchhiking
Do what everybody else does that has a small trouser mouse, buy a BMW, or a big jacked up pickup.
What’s the point of censoring the word sex but then proceed to talk about sex? That’s like censoring the word “kill” in a serial killer documentary
Wait so are you not able to cum or does it make an opening at the tip when you're about to finish?
well u could chew the thumb to create a fake pussy and fuck it
Dream sex kinda sucks. You have to fucking wake up and clean the nut of your dick and change your underwear, like no thank you. That shit is closer to a nightmare than a good dream for me
1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war
"Trump in my pants" This is how my brain saw it and this is why I'm still a virgin
...what
I didn't check the name of the sub this came from and legit thought this person spends most of their life in some sort of fugue state.
That’s nothing. I once had squirrels in pants
Usually?
Yes
Shoot it
The fact that it's NigelThornBarry just makes it so, so, so much better
Treat it like whiskey dick and just thumb it in
2 words:
thumb sex