Drove thru this in the way to work!😳😳😳😳
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Not very. Still a virgin.
Sorry to hear that. You'll find someone soon, don't you worry little buddy.
I did. It was fun! That's how you were born. But I left your batshit crazy mum after she showed me your ultrasound and the talks of chemtrails and flat earths, etc.
Time to pay up for all the child support payments you missed!
Then how will I keep my "deadbeat dad" moniker? Besides, I believe this will make you and your mother stronger, build stronger bonds, etc.