blursed deck
Except when there's a shooter in the school and I'm a cop asked to go protect children. It is also very fitting how at least half these guns are aimed at that child.
Who would you call in that event?
I'll be honest I thought ghost busters the second I read your comment. But honestly, the local gangleader/police commissioner to ask if the union would require me to do anything other than abuse minorities and write out speeding tickets.
Oh, you'll eventually need the Ghostbusters..
My man Texas needs to hit the treadmill 😂
I wonder what percent of this guy's net worth / annual income is tied up in the 2nd amendment. Sadly, this is most likely also his retirement assets.
Makes it hard to act out the Born To Be Wild song.
"fire all of your guns at once" would be logistically challenging. You might, in fact, explode into space.
Fires all of his guns at once with a massive team of volunteers
Immediately deafens everyone on site
Every window in the house gets shattered
The leaves get blasted off every deciduous tree in a 30 yard radius
No wildlife is spotted in the area for 2 years
If they got a physicist to line up all the guns in a way that there would be complete destructive interference, meaning the colliding sound waves add up their amplitudes to zero amplitude, this could have little to no sound.
Imagine playing PUBG and dropping on this site.
This would be the hottest drop ever once people learned about it lol
You'd get sniped while trying to figure out what to keep.
Why you gotta @ me, Bro?
A local gang should just spy on the mom’s Facebook waiting on her to announce their next vacation and they’d have the biggest come up ever
That must be 100s of thousands in guns. Why on the roof too
Obviously, the only way to stop a bad roof with a gun is a good roof with a gun
Guns on the roof are … Top Gun.
So what would a power bottom gun be
Not top gun. They are, Stand Your Ground gun.
Or maybe a bunker buster of some sort?
Seems like a prime target to monitor their social media and burglarize them when they're all out of town
I would expect this dude to have auto turrets. You don’t fuck with crazy
Exactly. Anyone that thinks this would be the house to case and BnE is flapping lips. This family probably has barbed fishhooks tied with fishing lines from branches in the bush.
Reddits imagination is wild lol
I'd put in under 100k. Some of those are just run of the mill. Ars routinely cam be had for less then 600 bucks amd they got alot of those.
The roof, the roof, the roof will sure fire lol
Not just that, but they're basically all the same. What's the point of having 200 guns if they all fire the same caliber? There's like 6 total that don't fire 556 or 9mm.
It just feels like a guy with no impulse control buying guns as soon as he has the money to. No big rifles, no cool shotguns, just whatever's the most popular.
People see this picture and ask "why so many guns?"
I see this picture and ask "why is the gun owner so wildly basic?"
I feel embarrassed that i can name so many of them💀. It’s pretty weird, unless he owns a shop?
Shotguns on the left tbf
You really can’t tell the caliber from looking. Uppers all look the same
He is expecting the gubberment coming any minute now by black helicopters.
Yeah, look how weathered that smoker is. Definitely time to upgrade.
Spending all your money on guns, the rest of the house os probably in the same condition as the smoker.
Don't judge a grill by it's cover. That inside has decades of seasoning on grill.
These people probably complain about Biden making the cost of living unaffordable, while they spend thousands or tens of thousands on guns a year.
I thought you were talking about the husband or wife
She married him for his personality 😂😂😂
Based on the age difference, I would suspect she was his “child bride” that he groomed.
? She is thin, but she doesn't look particularly young compared to him ? She looks late 40s, easily.
Can't tell if that or she's just a crack demon.
I get you don't like guns but you can't just accuse someone of being a fucking pedophile
I mean it's the internet... you literally CAN.
You could say they're decked out
There are indeed some very interesting models, and someone has invested a lot (A LOT!) of money in their arsenal.
Where is the blessed part
No 401k for these people I take it
To be fair they have more value in guns than most peoples 401ks are ever worth hahah. To be able to afford this arsenal, they’re not making less than $150k a year. They might be weird but they’re definitely not poor.
True dat, they are probably amateur gun dealers, or maybe they own a pawn shop, bearded dude gives off pawn shop vibes
Hahah I think you nailed it. That guy definitely has exchanged some choice words with federal agents.
He's definitely on a watch list.
this guy's more 40k than 401k.
Yet they still only have two hands to use them.
The girl cannot ride her bike there.
Guess you can say thats a "Loaded" deck
😂
Why is it silly to collect way less money and volume in action figures?
This picture is very very very old
When I see these kinds of things, it makes me believe that in some parts of the world, a zombie apocalypse wouldn't even last an hour.
It's the reason zombie media is always set in the US. Other countries wouldn't have as much guns to make the zombie fights interesting.
Zombies attack Japan.
Samurai get a resurgence.
Zombie movies start having samurai dropping zombies with arrows, swords, and grenades
"I could've invested in your education and your skills, even your healthcare, but I decided to buy some guns"
Several of those guns are in the 5k+ range. From what I'm seeing, we're looking at 100K+ worth of guns
Those kids may never go to college but at least they are not afraid of the gubberment taking away their freedom
They just need to be afraid of their mom or grandad accidentally shooting them cause they went to pee in the night
How do you even clean that?
What, the deck? First you move all the fucking guns into the living room, kitchen, bedroom. Then you pressure wash with detergent to clean off the carbon residue and gun oil. Now the deck is clean but the rest of the house is shit. So you move all the fucking guns to the deck....
Hes collected em all
This is EXACTLY what the US forefathers thought of when the Second Amendment was created...
Hell yeah.
Blursed? More like financially blessed. I wish I had enough money to own a house like that and an arsenal that big
Also just incredibly based
Very nice collection. Everyone else can mind their own business.
How closely related are the parents?
Least armed American families:
Is that his daughter…? Or his wife…? Or just both…?
Parents "I didn't even know he took a rifle and handgun to school"
Small dick energy.
"You like firearms? Well, i am now thinking about your penis. Checkmate."
Why are you thinking about his dick?
He meant her dick
The fact they’re all pointing at the small child is a pretty poignant visual metaphor
How it felt to display your nerf guns to your friends
I'll take the C-RAM unit in their basement.
Yes
Oh how did you know I was too american? The pic:
I'm sure someone in Texas could've transformed an assault rifle into a children's bicycle for them. Low effort, 3/10.
Google should make a captcha of this. “Please click every square in the grid that shows a scope”
Those things aren’t cheap. They must be loaded.
ATF would like to know your location.
little girl: I just want to ride my bike
The little girl on her bicycle with nowhere to ride says it all.
Be a great time to rob them.
“Why can’t we afford college?”
Who do you think has to go up on the roof to get those back down?
I am betting it's the wife, or oldest daughter, i can't really tell which she is.
"Sorry, Abigail, we won't be able to pay for your college. We spend your fund on those guns that have been collecting dust ever since that once time we took them out for a photoshoot 13 years ago. Oh, and that might also be why the other girls were never allowed to come over for play dates. Oh well."
They’re all loaded, safety’s off, what’s the worst that could happen?!😬
Average American citizen having more weapons than the entire Estonian military
Why lol
Guys will look at this and think, “ Hell Yeah”
Blursed? Does the sight of guns make you tremble? This is pure heaven!
How is that blursed? That's awesome. There's a bunch there I want.
“We can’t put our kids through college but they’ll have plenty of guns!”
MERICA FUCK YEAH
This. Is. A. Hobby.
Anyone with a serious commitment to a hobby knows this when they look at this picture.
The only difference is that a large portion of the country thinks it deters tyranny…. While students are arrested for protesting a genocide we are supplying the bombs for and a former United States president is making the argument that he can commit any crime he wants because he is above the law.
This is mental illness. Anyone who has basic reasoning skills knows that. This is an insane number of guns to own.
Not a two guns are the same. Never heard of people having a collecting hobby? It's no different to collecting pokemon cards, as long as he has the money.
Maybe you should get a hobby yourself instead of crying like a baby over someone that’s collecting stuff and having fun.
What's happening in Gaza is not genocide. Get your head out of your ass.
Children are by far the most dangerous weapon in this picture
average american
Na brah, that's 1000s of dollars right there. Anit no average in that picture.
I count around 50 rifles on the deck alone not counting pistols or the shotguns on the roof. Some are much more expensive than others, but this could easily be like 50k+ in guns.
Less than 35% of Americans own guns.
Behold your college fund, children
What a colossal waste of money.
Imagine putting that money into something else
What’s blessed about this pfft
Excuse me if this is a stupid question, but... isn't a single gun worth thousands of dollars?
Not a dumb question at all. Fully automatic guns cost a fortune because of tax, scarcity, and the personal inconvenience of maintaining certifications to own them. Shooting them could also be difficult unless you have land or a private range, plus the ammo cost...
You can buy a nice rifle for less than $1k. An average, good quality handgun is around $500. the optics & accessories attached to some of those guns almost certainly cost more than the guns they're attached to.
Firearms are old tech. They benefit from economics of scale and an industry that has had PLENTY of time to streamline the process of manufacturing.
Australians: What a brilliant idea, let's voluntarily give up our freedoms. Also Australians: Getting the shid kicked out of them for trying to go to the beach without a mask 🤣
There’s nothing blursed about this, this is just beautiful
That's a mental health disorder right there.
How so? He has a gun collection. Big deal
Damn the roof too though
Im probably off by a couple but i counted 164 guns including the one the boy is carrying in his hands
Taxes saw girl doll.
misha is that you
The deck wasn't even enough that they had to put some on the roof, sheesh.
Frank Castle backup stash.
He got a bozooka
The little girl on the bike 🤣
Fallout Texas
Average American household.
I bet you they don’t have locks and doesn’t clean any of those.
Is this their family Christmas card?
If it’s solely for collection, I mean I guess.
Some amount of money.
Got 100s of guns, still owns a rusty ass bbq
Kids, all those guns, they’re the reason you ain’t going to college. Now get back to your rooms and make more ammo for your mama; we got a squirrel stew needs makin’
Is there even 1 reason for a civillian to have that amount of guns? Except collectors
That’s just owning guns for the sake of having them at that point, I guarantee whoever bought them didn’t receive the slightest training on them. That FN P90 the son is holding has no practical use for self defense
America
One question, if so many guns, why no barret 50cal?
Where’s the gun safety? One could slide off and hit that child in the head killing her?!
Bro has missed some very important bills because he spent what looks like a life saving on guns
Is the girl on the bike part of the well organized militia too?
Id love to see this family now
"There is only one God and is name is Colt!"
But more seriously, how did Americans can deny the problems with weapons circulation when ya see this picture?
I'm all for gun ownership but damn this is excessive
Bro lives in USA. :51239:
Cool. But what for ? Like seriously? What are all these guns for ? I understand 1 or 2 guns per person but this! This is just nuts. Just because you can means you have to. Guns are expensive on top of that! Like what’s the point of having all these guns. If it wasn’t clear, yes I’m European.
So dope
That’s My Backyard!
Anyone noticed the kid in the back with a P90?
MURICA!! WE'RE COMING FOR YOUR OIL!!!🛢🛢🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸
Safest family out there
They’ll have all these guns and complain they have no money for groceries. Maybe cut the AR-vacado toast from your diet.
Coulda built another couple storeys on that house for what those guns cost.
what in the Angel Dust and Carmilla Carmine is this
Dudes justs a loot drop
Wow
Always money for guns, never for education.
No P90 tho...
Let me guess...tuna casserole for dinner?
Son: “We’re out of room, Dad.”
Dad: “Use the fucking roof!!”
"This is bullshit the prices of food are ridiculous"
so what's the point of owning all those? In all honesty, I like my firearms and have shot plenty of them, but this is just ridiculous where can I find your spoons? All I see are handguns
Back to school essentials, on sale now!
I won't be surprised if that's in America
This has been reposted so many times the quality of the image has dropped.
Why is this giving Animal Kingdom series vibe? 😂
I love how some of the guns are facing their daughter.
Those all have to maintained, right? How much time would that take for a collection like this? If guns are left sitting for an extended period of time, does anything happen to them?
She looks like Darlene from Ozark. Probably same personality too
Making themselves a nice big target for a gang to suddenly get very interested in finding out where they live. I as one person could take them out or steal every weapon with no threat to me.
Peak murica
Probably out of amo though
That little girl’s face.
In a house with children- why? Just why?
"Always treat a gun as if it was loaded"
Points 32 guns directly at their children.
I wish they mine neighbors
So it it a grenade launcher or what that is the second one behind the little girl on the bike?
What a depressing sentence.
If you can’t kill someone with a single gun, might want to reconsider your life choices.
that HAS TO be AI... right???
stares closer
oh god... it's not
All pointed towards the family
Imagine cleaning those fuckers.
Is that a launcher behind the girl on the bike?
They look like hippies.
Someone really likes their decks!
"TEXAS NEVER BACKS DOWN"
oh that explains the guns