Hahaha you got me. I am actually a red back spider 🕷️
For real though I brought my American fiance back home with me to aus last year and we even went camping in Uluru (central Australia) in the outback for five days and saw no spiders there either. Actually only saw maybe one weird bug the whole time and he seemed harmless
I did as a kid. As an adult I forget. I did find one under an outdoor toilet seat once but I'm 40 this year. I've also never seen a funnel Web and we're right in their prime environment