Won’t expound on all of the reasons it sucked, but I will say I was really surprised at just how bad it was. Most “bad” movies are just mediocre - boring, bland, writers’ room generated, focus group-driven pablum that just bounces off the eyeballs. This…. This was aggressively awful in every possible sense. Unredeemable, ridiculous, incoherent garbage the likes of which I’ve not seen in years. I regret the time I gave this movie.