##### >> Rules
* *Gear can be* **Useless**, **Heavy**, *and* **Expensive** *sometimes all three.... (don't ask)*
* The defining characteristic of an axesaw is a bad idea marketed to people who don't know better.  Multifunctionality isn't required.
* __TEXT & SELF POSTS__ 
* If you are seeking a recommendation, please be sure to include the following information: your budget and how embarrassed you want the poor recipient of the gag gift to be.  This will help generate good discussion.
* __LINKS__
* Include the product name in the title for easy searching.
* Please avoid blogspam or reviews.  Let an official marketing team dig its own grave.
* We're here for camping gear.  Weapons are for /r/mallninjashit and /r/multifools is for non-camping tools. 
* Products should exist, not be jokes or concepts.
* No affiliate links.
* If you try to advertise here, you will be downvoted if your product is at all practical.

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##### >> Related Subreddits

* /r/multifools

* /r/ultralight_jerk

* /r/ultraheavy

* /r/appalachianfail

* /r/shitcraft

* /r/campingwtf

* /r/ClimbingCircleJerk

* /r/BackpackingMemes

* /r/mallninjashit

* /r/knifeclub

* /r/Flashlightjerk

* /r/weekendgunnit

* /r/DiWHY

* /r/shittykickstarters

<div class="md"><h5>&gt;&gt; Rules</h5>

<ul>
<li>Gear can be Useless, Heavy, and Expensive sometimes all three.... (don&#39;t ask)</li>
<li>The defining characteristic of an axesaw is a bad idea marketed to people who don&#39;t know better. Multifunctionality isn&#39;t required.</li>
<li>TEXT &amp; SELF POSTS </li>
<li>If you are seeking a recommendation, please be sure to include the following information: your budget and how embarrassed you want the poor recipient of the gag gift to be. This will help generate good discussion.</li>
<li>LINKS</li>
<li>Include the product name in the title for easy searching.</li>
<li>Please avoid blogspam or reviews. Let an official marketing team dig its own grave.</li>
<li>We&#39;re here for camping gear. Weapons are for <a href="/r/mallninjashit">/r/mallninjashit</a> and <a href="/r/multifools">/r/multifools</a> is for non-camping tools. </li>
<li>Products should exist, not be jokes or concepts.</li>
<li>No affiliate links.</li>
<li>If you try to advertise here, you will be downvoted if your product is at all practical.</li>
</ul>

<h5>&gt;&gt; Related Subreddits</h5>

<ul>
<li><a href="/r/multifools">/r/multifools</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ultralight_jerk">/r/ultralight_jerk</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ultraheavy">/r/ultraheavy</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/appalachianfail">/r/appalachianfail</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shitcraft">/r/shitcraft</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/campingwtf">/r/campingwtf</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ClimbingCircleJerk">/r/ClimbingCircleJerk</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/BackpackingMemes">/r/BackpackingMemes</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/mallninjashit">/r/mallninjashit</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/knifeclub">/r/knifeclub</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/Flashlightjerk">/r/Flashlightjerk</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/weekendgunnit">/r/weekendgunnit</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/DiWHY">/r/DiWHY</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittykickstarters">/r/shittykickstarters</a></li>
</ul>
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t5_9rxih

For all of the hilariously ineffective camping gear out there.

<div class="md">For all of the hilariously ineffective camping gear out there.
</div>

Always include the name of the product in the title.

Please link to the original manufacturer's page/website.  If you need a blog post or video or a meme to explain why something is stupid then it isn't stupid enough.

<div class="md">Always include the name of the product in the title.

Please link to the original manufacturer&#39;s page/website. If you need a blog post or video or a meme to explain why something is stupid then it isn&#39;t stupid enough.
</div>

I give you HatchetHammerPliersKnifeSaw!