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Goldens have a certain strut when they have something they're proud of, I swear. It's adorable. They know it.
Oh 100% it reminded me of every golden I've seen when they find something they get and carry around 😆
Goldens are impossible to not love
This needs to be the title of the vid 😆
Have a Golden Doodle. That strut carries over.
Yup goldens and frenchie had such an obvious "pridestrut", especially goldens. It makes me laugh everytime I see it
Out of curiosity, do goldens belong in r/oneorangebraincell sometimes…? Lol
All I could think was “what a jaunty good boy!”
Absolutely great description! Lol
The Retriever strut haha probably evolutionary/genetic memory of all their ancestors being praised for retrieving game
What a beautiful dog! Their fur looks so soft and their eyes are so expressive.
Is that a moss terrarium on the countertop?
Indeed it is. My 10 yr old son is into terrariums.
“My human loves playing Steal the Bread, every time I steal the bread he gets really excited and follows me around until I let him take the bread from me”
My dog loves playing “steal the sock”, “steal the shoe” and “putting the harness on”.
My dog loves playing "bark at a rock until someone gets annoyed and starts chasing you"
I guess that golden is pure bread
Retrievers be retrievin'
Retrievers being the reason you retrieve
Mine has yet to retrieve any gold whatsoever. This goldie seems to be going off color. It's an easy mistake to make. He was just trying to retrieve something that was nice and golden.
My Poodle could open cupboard doors. She once opened the pantry drawers and pulled out a 2kilo bag of whole wheat bread flour. Our Golden ate the Entire Bag. .......He was soooooo sick for 3 days. Poor boy. The next week the poodle gave him an entire Pineapple. ( sigh) After the 3 packs of Chocolate pudding mix we finally caught on that the Poodle was trying to Off our Golden.
You have to baby proof the house lmao smart poodle 🐩
We saw her eyeing the car keys and started locking them up. We could see her luring poor Golden into a " OH Boy, Car Ride", then ditching him in seedy part of town or on a busy highway
I’m pretty sure the poodle has a farm in mind 🤔
lol omg
Awwww make him a sandwich... those eyes lol
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A true retriever
Give me the dog and I'll bake him his favorites.
Sooo damn cute.
My late Golden LOVED bagels. I couldn't say the word because he'd come running so I started spelling it. And he learned how to spell bagel!
To be fair here: Most dogs/puppies will do this with just about anything. They just like being chased. If I act like I'm going to chase my puppy he'll grab the closest toy to him and do this exact same thing. If he wants me to chase him he'll go grab a toy and come near me and convince me to chase him.
My parents had a dobie that would do this with socks. She'd hold one in her mouth and stand just behind the furniture and stare until you noticed she had the sock. As soon as you noticed, she'd bolt.
we got our dog all excited over pots. like pots and pans. i think it started with his food bowl, but if you acted like you were concealing the pot from him, he went into a play bow, and then when, SUPRISE! you showed the bottom of the pot, he barked and bounced and ran away, then he'd come back and it started all over. Could get him running indoors for like half an hour, was good exercise for both of us on rainy days lol
he was a mutt, we're not sure of his parentage but he prolly had some lab, boxer, and springer spaniel in there. He was clever/dumb like a lab and used his paws like a boxer.
That's adorable. I'll have to try that with my pups!
Owner and dog have the same strut 😃
So we are not suppose to make them a grilled cheese when they do this . Lol . My GP loves honey wheat buns , bread , funny wont touch the white bread at all .
So that’s why I can’t get an appointment.
Wrong GP Lol😂
Well, not a cat, but his obsession might be accepted
Emotional support loaf.
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS VIDEO OF ME?
Goldens have this very gentle, persistent, way of being a passive ass at times lol
It's like two dollars mom... Just let me have dis🥺
I love the way dogs never have a true escape plan … I’m gonna steal this & just slow stroll over here to my favorite spot and … awww shit … they saw me …. Damn!
My dog would have snarfed that down in one gulp, bag included.
i know i must be a good boy but i also know that carbs smell like heaven and must go in my mouf now
Dogs are so much better than humans. Their a blessing and we suck as a people lol
What kind of miscreant holds the bread like that during man/dog tug of war? difficult to watch
Loaf on loaf crime
But daaaaad,it's miiiiineeee!!!!!
All I, all I, all I all I wanted Was a bit of bread.
This would geek me out everytime it happens
Wdym that’s me🤨
Who doesn't like bread?
You big bully! Give him back his bread!
I think he likes being chased and playing tug of war with his owners and he figured out he gets more of a reaction if he uses bread. Sweet, smart and handsome lol
But, but, but….bread
I’s buy him the whole bakery
Say zis is bread ägain and i'll crucify you
Omg, so cute 😍 ❤️
It’s all fun and games until your family comes home to missing bread and the only clue to the where the bread is the plastic bread bag mostly hanging out of your dog’s anus.
The real fun begins of your dad pulling the bag out of your dog’s anus.
The dog howls and yips but is otherwise ok and never steals the bread wrapped in a bag again. Loaves left unbagged are fair game though.
Omfg howling 🤣
Screw you Brian. The bread is mine.
No you let go!
Bread Runner 2049
Goldens love to be chased
My parent’s schnauzer is just like this, will eat any bread within reach, and if it isn’t in reach, she gets her big black lab sister to get it off the counter for her. Devious
What a heel
I mean they knows how to get that bread I guess.
I think the song should be East Bound and Down by Jerry Reed.....
Omgoodness our guy does too! It is so odd!
Omg goldens are so adorable
When my dog was a puppy she hopped on the counter and demolished a full loaf of bread by herself.
He has good taste - POM is great bread!
Become Ungovernable
Lego my Ego….
Bread
Taking the human out for some exercise.
Every time there’s bread left out , my lab/mastiff does this 😂😂
I have a Labrador retriever, obsessed with bread. He even ran through a homeless camp and stole their buns 😖🤦🏼♀️ what a jerk.
I love golden retrievers... such a beautiful breed.
how sweet he is
My cat has stolen a whole loaf of bread and a new bag of fresh tortillas. We call her The Carbonator.
Him Face!
My dog loved bread as much as meat! She'd steal it from the counter
Bread Runner 2049
Make me a sammich
Same
The living room decor of a mildly successful weed dealer.
I see a Golden I like
The dog is saying: I didn't do anything, it came to my mouth itself, such bad bread
A dough-for-man pincher
lol omg
Downvoted for the godawful music. Hit mute people
Vast majority of posts here with background music are posted by bots and the music is probably there to throw repost detection off, that's good enough reason to downvote.
Philistine. That is GREAT music. Dolt.
I thought you were being sarcastic. What’s wrong with the person you replied to?
I liked the music. It's that simple.
I wasn’t talking about you. I agree that this is good music. I thought you were being sarcastic when you said it was good so I gave it a try and began to wonder why the person who you initially responded to said it was so awful
This will definitely get downvoted... but am I the only one that doesn't find this cute or funny? I don't mean to be a Debbie downer here but that dog isn't trained at all if he stole some bread (not a toy) and then refused to give it up. This is a dog you can't leave at home because it'll just tear up the house if it feels like it because it doesn't know any better.
Sure, others can say that a dog doesn't have to be trained etc but after raising two guide puppies and trying to teach them to walk, and then getting interrupted while on "work walks" by these types of untrained dogs that don't listen to their owners - I don't find this funny at all. It's detrimental to all the other dogs and dog owners nearby and it can cause a negative view of dogs to kids or families when they see dogs that don't listen. Doesn't matter that this is a cute breed of dog. Rant over.
Dogs have personalities, the dog in the op looks like it's well aware it's doing something wrong but it's obviously a game they've played before. My dog would do "naughty" things playing around with me but if I used my stern tone or gave her a command she would stop immediately. On the rare occasion I had to yell at her she would try to cuddle up and apologize. Training doesn't have to be extremely strict and regimented, the purpose is for both of you to learn to understand and communicate with each other.
That dog needs training
ThAT dOG NeEdS TRaIniNg
If I tell my dogs to drop something, they drop it. They don’t run away with it, that’s an untrained dog.
Poorly trained dogs are the bread and butter of this sub. They love ‘em.
mY DoGS arE WeLL TrAIned ANd I CaNT ENjoY a FuNnY viDeO BEcaUsE I'm bEtTeR tHaN EvERyOnE
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My dog Zeus loves his bread too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No dog makes me bleed my own bread no dog
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The fucking strut though lol