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Yeah this has to be some sort of felony.
Especially doing it to someone else's kid.
Yeah if I found out some psycho was feeding my daughter piss Popsicles. They'd be enjoying some fluids themselves
Pissicles?
Damm you beat me …. Gotta get faster
Yeah they really.. took the piss out of you.
😂 😂
Giving her another child is the worst way to go about it
Not those fluids. The kind you drink thru a straw when youre badly injured in the face area.
Who’s to say they have to be different?
Lol! Guess they wouldn't have much choice
*badly injured in the face area "accidentally" 😳
I'd just return the favor by giving the parents a batch of my homemade Fudgesicles.
Yeah next time their kid comes over they're getting a few redbulls and some laxatives just before home time.
thank you for this,as i could not think of a good way to describe how i may be a felon soon after discovering karen has been serving my child urine,without making reddit mad!
I think if someone is feeding your kid piss Popsicles your allowed to say you would beat the fuck out of them.
Yeah I think as long as you didn't hurt them excessively, I have a feeling that the DA wouldn't be pushing for max sentence on this one
I think it should be a sentencing option by the judge... "I sentence you to 30 years jail in general population but before you go.....3 minutes alone in a room with the victims father / mother."
and i totally agree!!but unfortunately,i have gotten in trouble with reddit over saying WAY less!so i try to tread extremely lightly this time around,which is complete bullshit to not be able to voice my own opinion.but i do like being able to participate with you guys!ever tried to reddit without being allowed to reply etc?no fun!
Through a feeding tube.
I believe the proper term is Pissicles…
Cum?
“Piss popsicles” made me howl 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for the laugh!
"Urine Ice Pop" just makes it sound dignified and scientific. Let's call a spade a spade. Pisspops for the win
Pissicles
Piss Popsicles needs to be the brand name
Food tampering is a felony
yeah assault and probably a couple other things
Good. Fuck that crazy bitch
It is absolutely, 100% illegal to deliberately feed someone else your bodily fluids without their knowledge and consent, or to tamper with food in any way.
This has to be some sort of bullshit.
I played baseball with kid who apparently went to juvie for pissing in a kids water bottle. Now I never saw him go to juvie, but it’s what I was told when he suddenly disappeared from the team.
Def sounds like child abuse feeding kids biological waste
Agreed. What about STDs like herpes....
doesn't work like that
whatever man, everybody knows that eating frozen piss makes you good at spanish
Ok, ya note los cambios.
Hold on, I got this! Just need another glass before I can understand this one...
Sí
Has to be fake. I refuse to believe this is real
Me too this is a little too much. UT I can sort of believe that a few dozen weirdos are doing that. Just like the ones that bought into the industrial bleach enemas cures everything(magic mineral therapy or something). This is a little too on the nose
Also pee in lemonade is a joke. Right? Please 🙏 🙏 lol
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Seriously? I'm gonna a have look into this more on Google. I was vaguely aware for a while but I didn't know it was that evolved (??).
I'm sorta curious if this can cause any heath problems especially if the aged urine I've seen before is part of this. Long term or short term. I wonder if kidney issues or infections or something can come from this.
From what I've read, in a survival situation, you can drink your urine once or even twice if it's fairly clear. I wouldn't want to try it though.
You probably shouldn’t.
Have you seen a Trump rally?
I wish I had your optimism.
I am still trying to figure out what urine therapy is.
Everything points to skin care and involves applying it to ones skin. While fucked up, to each their own.
This is something totally different…
Almost doubt it’s true but ya never know
And maybe Child Services will launch this yokel into the sun?
These people 100% live among us, just pushing a shopping cart in the same aisle we’re in.
these people among us
They live WHERE?! 😳
among us 📮
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They also vote.
The guy who tried to get me using urine therapy a couple decades back was an aide to the luck congressman. There are weird people in weird places.
And then these same people leave the shopping cart in a parking spot because they are humans that have piss cushioning their smooth, unwrinkled brains inside their 6" thick skulls
Among us
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Sus
This is a thought that concerns me very often. How often did I encounter an antivaxxer today? Of the persons I think I know well, how many of them have their weired little secrets?
Perception of society is sooo damn reliant on getting out of your own bubble. With corona around, there are even stronger reasons to stay within your bubble and to never get an idea of all the weird people around you.
Comparing anti-vaxxers to piss pushers is kinda apples to oranges.
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Comparing this person to Vax mandators is more accurate
Not really though
the Venn diagram is almost a circle at this point
It's the same kind of crazy dude.
More like apples to lemons
Really? My guess is if they made a Venn diagram of piss pushers and antivaxxers, it would be a perfect circle.
Its the exact same group of people
Yeah? You know of cases where some one was vaccinated with out consent?
In before some says kids.
Also, wasn't urine just trotted out as the new covid treatment by antivaxxers?
They are the exact same goons.
More like apples to lemons.
Literally.
You do know that they are now the same group?
No. I don’t. Hence my reply. It actually seems pretty closed minded to group them imo. All good.
They’re both round acidic fruits that are commonly made into beverages.
You've gotta elaborate
Which is why my greatest fear is of people. Everyone somehow thinks this is a concerning and odd fear to have.
I'm just afraid of the living things that believe that ignorance is a blessing and proceeds to try to take selfies with the alligator they just put sunglasses on or put their kids on top of a bear like it's a pony.
And let me tell you, people do love fire and most of them don't have a fucking clue of what's flammable and what's not. And fire is my second biggest fear.
Yeah my cousin believes that urine is medicine. Cringe. She’s an older lady too with 2 kids, fairly smart otherwise works in healthcare funny enough.
U'd think this is the mentality(and what someone smells like) pushing a shopping cart down the street but I guess ur right, they could be shopping lemonade for their next urea based brain boosting elixir right beside us and we'd never know.
The chance is probably higher if you visit Walmart often
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Now I don't exactly know the law but wouldn't making a child unwittingly consume your bodily fluids be mega illegal? Especially one that's not related to you?
It's a "kids your classmate parents gave me a bunch of money when I sued them a while ago, let's go to the Lego store!" situation.
Only in the wake of a succesful lawsuit can anyone afford to go to the lego store
As an adult, I regret letting my parents give away my lego collection.
Like, how many thousands did they spend on me as a kid to fil a 40 gallon tub.
I'll be ashamed if my childhood Lego collection doesn't reach my grandkids one day
I can feel the shame. THE SHAME!
They were cheaper back in the day I think. I definitely wouldn't have had a bucket of them if the bucket would have cost 50 dollars.
Not sure about that, I know most small lego sets were like $15-$25. I even got a train set and it was $300? Emerald night or something like that. I rarely ever got any of the larger sets that my friends got and those were all pricey.
Oh maybe we're in different age groups i was thinking 80s and early 90s but yeah you are right they weren't that cheap anyways. The sets for sure. That emerald night one If it the same one looks really cool.
In Sweden I think it would go under assault.
Surely it has to be a child related offence as well. Child endangerment? I dunno.
Your body is eliminating it for a reason.
When he or she tells Erin's parents I'm betting that the police are showing up. CPS are for your own children. When you start secretly feeding piss to the neighbors' kids you are rightfully in for a world of.hurt.
“Your body elementals air all day long, and you keep breathing it back in. Look how good that is for you. Urine has to work the same way right?” ….. maybe this was the their jumping off point
Modern medicine is nothing but deviltery, the only effective cures are rebalancing the humors, getting rid of excess blood and releasing your inner demons with a good old fashioned Trepanning.
I bet it's a she
What the fuck is urine therapy? How do you even come up with this...
Urine therapy is part of a series of "alternative medicine" practices. Basically some quack thinks they know something doctors don't want you to know, and decides it's medicine. Most of the time it's based on a misunderstanding of something called 'candida.' Now, candida exists, but what it does is very minimal. Basically it's a fungus that exists naturally in the body, around certain places like your mouth and your toes, and sorta vibes. Occssionally it can get overfed and lead to athlete's foot, thrush, or a yeast infection, but it's mostly harmless. However, many practitioners of alternative medicine believe it's the cause of everything from Autism to Cancer. Some of the greatest hits of that movement include chlorine dioxide/miracle mineral supplement, a supposed cure-all that's sold mostly as an Autism cure and is really just bleach, "vitamin b17" (otherwise known as laetrile or amygdalin), which breaks down into hydrogen cyanide in your body and can be found naturally in peach pits, and the rather famous 'Jilly Juice.'
Unfortunately, urine therapy is very real, and while it's disgusting, I can't confidently say it does any major harm to the body. Certainly doesn't do any good either, though. It is, however, abhorrent to force it on anyone, and certainly to make them participate without their consent.
Steve Jobs treated his cancer with Laetrile and we all know how well that worked out for him
basically some dumb shit that say "if your body is produncing it, than it's good for you cause your body know what's better for you", this come that you should only use your own urine. They drink it, make some skin care, shampoo for the hair and pretty much every part of the hygene, they even age it like some kind of cheese. If you go in those group you can read many post about people wiith severe infection caused by the urine that ask for help and the answer is "use more urine" or "age a little more your urine" and shit like that
But it's your body's way of flushing away things it needs to dispose of? Why would you need that crap back in you?
Don't know, it's just dumb
Pretty sure someone was trying to normalize/legitimize their fetish
(Not kink shaming, you do you as long as it’s consensual. But don’t pretend your kink can heal cancer and improve cognitive abilities and stuff)
Potentially for some people, but there are a surprising amount of true believers in it.
Oh, I don’t doubt that. I was talking about the origin. I can’t help but think the idea came from a guy with a urine fetish who convinced others to believe him
Edit: am I wrong? Possibly. Will anyone ever truly convince me it doesn’t have its origin in pee fetish? Probably not
I'd say that sounds too stupid to be true, but I'm aware of a cult that thinks squirting bleach up someone's ass cures their Autism, so... Yeah I'd believe it.
i have autism
honestly, its not that bad to have autism, there are a few pros like being more creative (partially due to us paying more attention to detail)
i wouldnt wanna lose it, its part of me
Im sorry... what?
My kink is chemotherapy
I started dosing my children with low level radiation so they develop superpowers
They got the power to grow lumps!
Once you involve your children and their classmate your kink shaming immunity is forfeited.
So drinking pee makes you smart?
Eventually you become smart enough not to drink your own piss, or you get arrested for making other people drink your piss.
You either die the piss drinker or live long enough to see yourself become the piss not drinker
It makes you good at Spanish. The best
Question: (and I know you don't know and also think this is ridiculous) but does it have to be someone else's pee? I think this matters. Lol
Certified piss drinker here - yeah basically you absorb the particular cognitive abilities from the person's piss you're drinking. So if you've got a Spanish test to do for example, you'd simply drink a Spanish person's piss and hey presto you're speakin' Spanish.
That's incredible. I suppose then it was a mistake for someone not to have ingested Stephen Hawking's urine before he died so his research could have continued. Think of all the lost opportunities. If only someone drank Einstein's urine.
Oh we did
Edit: Check this shit out:
953,652,981.63 ÷ 5,762.25 = 165,500.1052765846
Drink the piss.
That's some hot urine
Wow Thankyou so much, I was feeling sceptical until a fellow Redditor popped up, can't wait to try it now!
This must be a troll.
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Seriously? OMG!
As a healthcare worker over the course of the pandemic… I am literally not surprised. Not surprised in the least.
It makes you wonder what people will come up with next, doesn’t it? Incredible how this pandemic has affected has affected them. It’s very sad.
This post appears to have 40 likes. Yikes. I know FB doesn’t have a dislike/downvote button, but still.
Maybe the whole FB group is trolls?
Even if that specific one is (which I doubt) the urine drinking movement is a real thing.
Thats what i thought about flatearth people untill i met one irl
I’d love to hear what they have to say!
There are some who do urine eye washes too…
Idk.
Ashamed to say My mom subscribed to this “urine therapy” BS as well as other antivaxx rhetoric that seems to be common with this crowd. So no, it’s probably not a troll, sadly.
Oh my goodness - what a load of bs. It’s like going back to medieval times isn’t it? I’m glad at least you don’t subscribe to that point of view. Maybe she will realise that it’s all wrong with a little persuasion from you, or is she very stubborn? It must make life hard for you unfortunately.
Well, relationships with parents are pretty complex as we all know. I still love and adore my mom, but she had/has a tendency to buy into things like MLMs, conspiracy beliefs, lizard people, I’m sure you get the gist. I think these types of cultish groups predate on more gullible folks.
That’s so true, unfortunately. Good for you for caring about your mother. If she’s vulnerable she needs you more than ever. All the best to you both.
Imagine your kid passes the bar and you suddenly start getting emails from your kids friends crazy mother trying to take credit for it by telling you all the ways she made your kid drink her piss when she was younger. It would be such a wtf moment.
The Kill Bill siren would just be blaring in the back of my head from the moment I saw that message towards the inevitable biblical ass whooping that would follow.
Who on earth has been giving the post thumbs ups and hearts!? Good god.
That's my question as well...no laughing, mad, or wow reactions.
Other trolls?
Probably not. There are alot of nutjobs out there. This specific group has 39.000 members.
This is abuse, and illegal. I hope they are reported.
Omg What's next ? Shit in brownies ?
Ummm… yes. Maybe not brownies but I have heard of nutjobs who think consuming feces is good for children. It “gives them good gut bacteria.” There was a post a while back about a mom putting poo in chili for her kids
Yeah... There's a time as place for this kind of thing, and it's in the OR under the care of a physician transferring someone else's poop matter directly into the patient's gut.
I wish the world ended in 2020.
It ended on December 21, 2012 with the last recorded date on the Mayan calendar. We are all dead and in hell, we just don't know it.
That’s assault.
Urine trouble buddy if you get caught.
Now I understand why everyone in America is armed!
Why are some people so fucking mental
This is the wrong person to be judging the cognitive abilities of a poodle, much less a person. I'd sooner take the word of a fish on the probability of drawing to an inside straight.
It's common fucking sense, your body doesn't need anything in urine, it chose to eliminate everything in that liquid from your body...
Imagine finding out your mom froze her piss and then made you drink it
And secretly fed it to your friends
What? I thought pee was for the immuno support, now it's some kind of Super Brain Enhancer???? If all these benefits come from literal piss I wonder why our body excretes it all as WASTE
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Whoever got at it must be a genius now
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Urine is laced with whatever medicines the person is taking also. It could be poisonous? Deadly?
"This man right here, officer!"
You, the posting person, must report this psycho to the Goverment!
If anyone ever deserved to drown in a pig lagoon...
I think urine to something…
What a shame only this person wields the power
Well Urine consists mostly of water. So its not lifethreatening by any means but its still disgusting.
old mate is completely fucked in the head
Wait, urine makes you smarter?
I’ve been letting my bf pee in my mouth for years and I feel dumber and dumber each time 🤦♂️
Also, report that stupid ass adult to the FEDS. That’s so wrong what they’re doing to children smh
Someone needs to tell CPS. Good parents don't feed their children piss
"Want better grades? Want to become number 1...in your class? Urine luck"
Wtf when I piss on children I have CPS crawling up my ass but when it’s this guy he’s suddenly a doctor?
It really works! I started drinking piss just last week y ya ahora estoy hablando en castellano como el rey de España. Gracias por el aviso!
“Your a doctor? That’s so hot 🥵 what sort of doctor?”
“Urine therapy specialist”
Don’t wait! Tell the other parents straight away! They will be mad if they find out you took so long to make them aware of this life changing therapy. And keep us all in the loop as this is fascinating and we hope for the best outcome. And want the children to thrive.
To be fair to the person doing this terrible act, they do believe it works and have good intentions.
The problem is that they are delusional and need psychiatric help, and they shouldn't be around children which they will inevitably violate and harm with misguided attempts at helping them.
This seems like some kind of sexual abuse
aint no way in hell this is real😂😭
This definitely looks like satire. It’s a little too on the nose.
WHY HAVE THIS BECOME A TREND?! I remember it being a thing on "my strange addiction" where it belonged but niw everyone is drinking piss? Even celebrities (Madonna) does this
I would need bail money if someone gave my kid their urine. This makes me so ragey
This is why I don’t eat thing at peoples house
This is beyond awful. I hope someone who knows them will report to child services.