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When you’re 8 beers in at the party and look in the mirror
Was I a grey all along?
Yes .
🧑🚀🔫👨🚀
What if Greys was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just an alien on the bus, trying to make his way home...
… Just tryin' to make his way home Back up to Venus all alone No ET callin' on the phone 'Cept for the Pope, maybe in Rome..
or just a stranger on the bus?
Tryna make it's way to planet Zeta Reticulaaaai
Trying to make his way home-
Never wasn't one of us
"Beers"
"Why do I always get so blurry after 8 beers!?"
Shaggy, this isnt beer!
It wouldn’t be so bad if these Aliens would walk down the street and let us interact with them, but all they do is creep around at night with their Anal Probes. Like cmon.
Nah that’s just Tom
LeDong
Hahaha
Cruise?
Selleck?
Yes
Maybe it's jealousy? Could they be jealous of humans because we have, like hair and lips and ears and . . . clothes? That's why they do all that bum stuff. 🤔
😆
Nothing is stopping them from wearing clothes
are we talking about blink or the aliens?
Aliens are advanced thinkers and are sick of doing laundry.
I am cackling. 😂😂😂
for some of us who are aware of them already, it wouldn't be so bad. but majority would still shit bricks and cry like babies if they see one. "AHH unusual creature that I can only quickly classify as a monster! Danger!".
All our fears and misunderstandings would be projected to them. Unless we really collectively evolve in this regard, perhaps we'll really get the contact we've all been waiting for as a species.
It also doesn't help that half the country (usa) is armed to the teeth with guns and would probably shoot at one like a frigging moron.
I don't think we will ever get the contact we hope for unless we evolve and work together as earthlings and not separate countries only caring about themselves.. look at how we throw insane amounts of money into defense budgets.. why? Because other humans. That alone is reason to stay the fuck out of our business.. "man those apes can't even get along with each other!" We still are primitive af.
Our society is based on competition for resources. Even on an individual level. Which means we compete human vs human. We would need to work as a unit of humanity, not against each other. Greed is obstructing humanity of reaching a common goal. It's even obstructing a lot of people from getting enough to eat.
Exactly exactly. Ain't no way we're gonna reach reconciliation amongst our own species any time soon, and that's just the bare minimum too. I guess we'll have to bare with the crumbs left to us. " Please sire, can I have sumoah?" XD
It starts with realizing that all religion in a sense is kinda the samething and us graduating from that style of beliefs.
we are the monsters all along… if people who are born of religion and raised of religion truly think that these are demonic or something than why would they hurt… if they hurt too than what are they… they are just as alive as you and I… there needs to be a level of respect. As long as there is no pain or nobody doing anything against the will of others then there need be no use of deadly force…
They are only for shooting kids, never seen them used to fight tyranny, even though the gov takes the piss out of yanks daily. Biggest cucks on the planet
I was so naive when I got out of high school. I either didn't pay attention or they didn't discuss any type of modern day war scenarios that were going on and I actually believe that all wars were over. When I found out that they were still going on I was pretty shocked. That may sound really naive but I basically thought humanity was a lot better than it actually was.
Like as weird as this might sound if I was president I would do everything I could to try and get along with some of the worst enemies we have. What's the point of arguing over stuff we're all human beings. I wish our presidents would have that attitude.
So you're proudly saying you've already got anal probed 🤨. Got it!
Nah so far of its own ass. It wouldn't even pay attention. Just look at all the f****** amazing creatures on this planet already and we're trash in the place and nobody knows what continent a dik dik comes from. It's like what Nick fury said about hellocarriers. You'd be surprised how few people look up.
Lmao pretty much, ain't nobody got no time for aliens! We have too much shit on our plates and ain't even got any space for space dessert. But SOME big asshats still keep messing with folks that can tip the pot over. But who knows, there may be good guys among em tryna douse the flames
lol when you put it like that…haha for some reason I just keep hearing Happy Gilmore say to Shooter “did you just call me a freak?” Shit makes me sob when someone calls someone else a freak. Coward too, makes me weak.
Maybe what technological advancement they're bringing us is colonoscopies without the prep?
THAT PREP is diabolical. If they could make that prep taste like Beer or Coffee it wouldn’t be so bad.
The first glass was bad. 12 hours later the second glass was god awful 🤮
My doctor does the Miralax in Gatorade. Doesn’t taste bad but you still have liquiShits for hours.
I just did mine last month. 6 hours the first drink and 4 the second. Thankfully we have a bidet
You guys are getting anal probes?
I don’t understand why people are so afraid of them. They are no bigger than a small kangaroo
They're perverts
Those big eyes for peering thru people’s windows at night seeing if we are naughty or nice 😻
I’m certain that the stupid Americans would shoot at them.
Hopkinsville incident
That would work in Europe. I have no doubt it would end up in aliens getting shot in the states though.
If I was intent on helping my fellow humans in the way he states that he is, I wouldn't randomly drop shit like this with absolutely no context whatsoever. Nor give interviews constantly referring to horrifying circumstances in effect behind the backdrop of everyone's lives, and leaving it at that without some sort of reason why I just wanted everyone to walk around with terrible anxiety and unclear how to go about finding a solution. Can you imagine doing this to your loved ones lol, just like hey here's something terrible for you to know about and I'll leave you with that bare minimum to fret over because why not ya know? Lol that's not actually trying to help
I'm convinced Tom Delonge has been fed the Holy Grail of UFO lore bullshit stories, including all the crap about the ayys having given us our religions and that ancient gods were real etc. And it's been done with a purpose - the same old disinformation, misinformation, obfuscation, etc.
They've been doing it since at least the 1940s, the prime example of which having been the whole Roswell incident, with the initial news announcement by the Army Air Force that a flying saucer had crashed, before going on to backtrack and say it was a weather balloon. It's all being done on purpose to muddy the waters to such a degree that nobody knows what the fuck the truth is.
This is what actually happened: Tom came up with all that on his own, and then sat down with some defense contractors and spooks and told them what he thought was going on.
Then, those merchants of death and spooks were like “damn man that’s exactly right!” and then set out to “help” him the moment he told them “I want to change the way young people look at the military industrial complex.”
It wasn’t so much that he was fed the holy grail of UFO bullshit so much as he came up with it and then a bunch of people he met with decided to play along because they saw a useful idiot in him.
He said this in multiple podcast interviews, he just straight up states “I figured this all out on my own“. If it sounds fishy that he sat down with top CIA and defense contractors, and they just nodded along to his little ideas, that’s because it is.
"If I was intent on helping my fellow humans in the way he states that he is, I wouldn't randomly drop shit like this with absolutely no context whatsoever."
He's doing this randomly because he knows half of this sub will eat this shit up like there's no tomorrow.
There's a clear motivation & possible incentive of why crap like this get dropped in here.
Fear. Don't fall for it. Hurt people cause hurt to people. Here's a theory they won't share, maybe they did some bad stuff and refuse penance.
Tom DeLonge apparently was recruited by military intelligence and they shared a lot with him in a SCIF. His fellow members of TTSA (when it was formed) are mainly from the intelligence community, including Jim Semivan, who is ex-CIA. Semivan backs up DeLonge’s story about being recruited. I can’t recall if Delonge has said whether he had to sign NDAs to carry out the role for which he was recruited. But I would imagine so.
That’s the general theme with all people that have been read in. There’s a reason David Grusch is being very careful right now. Solid whistleblower protections have to be in place before people can risk having their clearances removed, going to jail, or disappearing or dying under mysterious circumstances.
He was 3 lines of coke in when he posted this one.
OK we get it. Tom Delonge is going to be one of the alien ambassadors or spokesman. Now lets have Global Disclosure, finally
the alien is clutching its pearls. the audacity of the photographer...
Oh Tom NOOO I haven’t got a stitch on! Let me put on some concealer at least….
‘S
"LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN!"
Thats a cute one
That's some thigh gap. IDK why that's the first thing I thought
I bet that lil guy walks like John Wayne
Just like “Dobby”
It was allegedly taken two decades ago, but the photo was just released last year by Uri.
In that tweet Uri is posting part of a Daily Star article where Uri claims he got the photo from Whitley, who got it from a security guard from Mexico, who took it in 2004. And Whitley supposedly believes it's real, according to Uri, because it allegedly has a vajayjay.
"Whitley said that this image is probably real. It is also of the beings that he sees and has seen and been with.
"He thinks it is real because of two things.
"The prominent vagina is immediately evident when you see them naked but it is not commented on in the UFO Literature because very few people actually see them, especially not naked.
"Secondly they reproduce in a manner very different from us. What in the world she’s doing in the basement of an abandoned building in Mexico I cannot imagine.
"Probably she was emerging from below the surface with the intention of going out into the area to fulfil various needs.
"She was surprised by the nightwatchman. Whitley believes that this image may be authentic.
"The image is said to have been taken by a security guard in the basement of an abandoned building in Nuevo León.
"When people look at this image it is going to be looking back at them. Quite amazing."
So it must be true because the alien has a huge pussy and was clearly about to go out and fulfill its "needs". Hokay.
So that's where it came from huh? I was wondering where this image came from since I saw it years ago.
Yeah pretty sure we saw this on ebaumsworld.
Or muchosucko.
Eitherway, if you typed aliens in altavista...you can probably find the image.
"muchosucko"
Damn blast from the past! There were some very weird stuff on there, not only gore pics.
Whitley Streibers book “Communion” was compelling. As was the related Budd Hopkins book “Missing Time”, and the core of URI Gellar’s story all check out and all were witnesses to, or interviewed Visitors. I believe it. Matches all their material
When you are 7, it's 11 p.m. and you tell your parents that you need acorns for school tomorrow.
Is it pregnant?
its naked
It’s just Travis Barker.
Probably related to this: https://www.space.com/tom-delonge-ufo-conspiracy-film-monsters-of-california-trailer
Don't think you actually see any aliens in that movie (wasn't a memorable movie). And I'm 80% sure that pic has been posted before. 20 years old. The fact it comes from known ESP hoaxer Ufo Geller doesn't help.
https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/1cw9pwb/tom_delonge_recent_instagram_post/l4uptxf/
I did not know it was already released, I assumed it was going to be released (hadn't seen anything else about it). Guess I'll go watch it.
Site doesn't work.
Working for me.
It’s ok guys, it’s just Paul.
Why are they always naked? 😆
Why aren't we?
My boss says I have to wear clothes to work. Why can't I do a sales presentation naked?
Id take him to the mall to get him small pants and jordans but if he wanted me to get naked with him to make him feel more comfortable i would
He’s gonna have the last laugh if this turns out to be real. Just imagine that thing moving about. Pretty creepy
Pretty creepy at first but like all new things once you see it in action for a while it's less frightening. Jumping spiders used to be scary for me because i thought theyd jump into my mouth from ground level, but after seeing them mosey around often enough they just Lil cute guys now
Tell me you couldn’t punt this little dude 75 yards
He’s cute af, I just want to pet it.
Alien midget throwing like the wolf of wallstreet
So judgemental
He seems chill
Why does anyone take him seriously again?
Because he shared an image of "possible" alien organism.
And started ttsa
Looks shifty as fuk like it’s stolen something 😂
I can’t take this photo seriously because the alien is too damn cute 🥰
Well ask him to watch you sleep in bed at 3am
those birthing hips though, ;]
Looks like Tom Deshort to me. 🤷🏻♂️
When it's 1am and you are looking for shredded cheese
You already know some sick human individual would be willing to have sex with these dudes.
Dude, it's okay. It's 2024 don't worry about it. 😌
So is this the start of the line or?
No we can both do it at the same time
Look up Grey Leno and Clonan Orion and tell me you wouldn’t do them
I was going to disagree then I figured nah since some blokes already risked it all when they decided to fuck a monitor lizard for some reason 🤷🏻♂️
A ... fucking ... what?
What the fuck. 🫠
So much messed up debauchery had occurred at that time too, but most people who saw the original reddit news post agree that's the worst thing ever.
According to Uri Geller, Whitley Streiber think it's probably real because it has a "prominent vagina". Not making that up.
enough already tom, start talking to abductees now
This dude falls for everything...
If they had big swingin’ genitals I’d be more convinced.
Could sworn this picture is an old one? Though I saw it maybe 20 odd years ago and it was dismissed as a fake (as usual).
No context or anything with this? Kinda find it hard to believe that this is a random image he personally took of his alien mate coming to borrow a cup of sugar.
Anyone tried AI upscale and sharpening? I've been trying to use chatgpts to accomplish this, but no matter how I save and upload the image, it fails to process over and over again. Other images work fine, just this one... maybe the AI has been intentionally coded to fail with images that depict NHI...
Blurry picture, of course
Still better than a sharp photo with no aliens. My phone is full of those.
I mean it aint no blurry sasquatch picture, looks like a 90s smartphone picture
Ayyy lmao
He’s really losing it I think.
It looks like one of those puppet from that old alien interview video from back in the day.
Here it's is https://youtu.be/UQdi2HRsJwo?si=u4Px_Ug2tiKlL3GM
I understand and see why people think puppet, but it isn't a puppet for me. There's something about the movement of it that says different so I'm not convinced its a puppet in that video. There's a moment during it's choking fit that screams real live movement.
This youtube channel has some compelling points and alot of breakdowns of the footage.
Until you see the right hand puppet sleeve go empty for a second.
You cant unsee it.
Screenshot or timestamp?
I'm as sceptical as any when it comes to these supposed videos, but this is the best one by far. The way its eyes widen and narrow means that at the very least, someone put a LOT of effort into a puppet in the 90s. For no one to take credit for that after all these years..
Ill find it for you. Will take some time at 0.25x on youtube
https://youtu.be/TvamS6X5l2I?si=jEhjCMU2a7oW-sGf
38:26 in this vid. You have to watch on 0.25x and pause it but you can see a definte empty sleeve when the guy behind moves his gloved hand.
Hmm I don't see an empty sleeve. The puppet doesn't have its arms up, they're by its side, under the table. You don't see much of the body either because it's obscured by the monitor device in front and the table itself.
Back in the 70s I used to buy these little rubber hand puppets you operated by putting 3 fingers and a thumb in the back of.
They were usually troll faces or some other creature face.
When you moved your fingers you could make it appear as if it's eyes were opening/closing.
Extremely simple, cheap toys.
Right hand puppet sleeve, Where in the video is that? I'll have a look at that.
38:26. I need to learn how to share a timestamp
You can't be serious now right?
Why the "Dude really?" Response. I am a skeptical person, but the alien jrod video is a very good one, if it's eventually proven to be 100% fake, I'll be more than happy to read through all the new info 👍
Its honestly embarrassingly bad. Its more shocking to me that people even entertain the thought that it's real.
What part of it is bad? I dont know about shocking but it is a good video even if it is fake.
Something has been done to that version to make the movement look jerky. The frame timing is off.
Nope, watch the original footage. Exactly the same.
Its just a bad fake.
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Lol 😂
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It's grown a thumb.
Thats good tom please release sekret machines 3
It's old picture.. I saw it somewhere already few years ago
WHERE ARE YOU!
3 fingers and a thumb?
What s the story behind this image ?
Thank you.
I’ve heard this photo is real but who knows anymore
Why are they always naked ? They mever seem to habe some kind of spacesuit or whatever
NAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Always a blur.
Tom Delonge is a fraud
That's his homie
I want to get drunk with an alien so bad i bet i can get him to drop the crafting recipe for a time machine
Whats that, Milei on tour!!!!!!!!!!
Wait until we find out this was behind the scenes footage from a Blink-182 video.
I keep thinking of these things as pretty much biological AI, partially alive robots that do menial tasks on behalf of higher forms of NHI.
Hey Mom, there’s something in the backroom 👽 👀
Helllooooo thereeee
That's the one from the alien interview...
Tom taking selfies. How vain
I have never seen one in person but man that looks real as hell.
me fr
No nudity on IG Tom!!
Ew? Is that not a Stan Romanek photo?
Suspending disbelief for a moment:
If the greys are some sort of biologically engineered worker-beings, it’s possible that they’ve been conditioned to believe that everyone outside of who they regularly interact with is a dangerous threat and should be avoided at all costs.
Haters can suck it.
Tom DeLonge is an American icon and a living fucking legend. Fight me
Some time last year Uri Geller posted this one on twitter talking about its "prominent vagina". Not kidding
Hollywood has conditioned the masses so that when a real photo of an alien is shown to the public, their response is, "looks like something out of a movie."
Checkmate. They won. The masses will never accept the fact that aliens are real. Even when provided with photographic evidence.
It's actually rather impressive that they were able to brainwash an entire populace to not believe their own eyes.
Grifters galore
DTF?
Those Fat Bottomed Aliens. 😜
When you hear noises of clapping downstairs and you come down and see your mom's getting backshots from your neighbour
Bro what?
Kevin's got trauma he dumps on us here sometimes, don't mind him. Deep down he's a good guy
Lol gross
Mangina
I have only seen the Taller Greys and the Mantis beings.
Thank you for your comment
IF, BIG OLE IF, this is real, then what are the Nazca mummies?
I mean, it's that whole "if there's one alien, there's millions of em" kinda deal, I think
Yeah I know that's what I'm asking. Which ones are they?
Hey yo, J-Rod! Gimme another beer, bro!
Mum I threw up
Tom Delonges fantastic photo of a lifeform that came all the way across the galaxy, while forgetting its pants. Tom Delonge is an overrated dude that is trying to cash in by saying nothing in all the interviews he is getting paid to do.
Literally anything could’ve happened between the end of the galaxy and here that could have separated this lil dude from his pants 👖
Little fella
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