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I'd say I'm more like a tupperware tub, you know the ones that have different lids that never work properly?
I’m the ziplock bag full of cheese cubes but the zip broke and now the cheese is a bit hard on the edges but you’re too lazy to throw it away
Is it somehow stained permanently by spaghetti sauce even though it only held spaghetti sauce once and has since been cleaned hundreds of times?
Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure there's still someone that wants to take a ride.
/jk
My husband is a fan of my spooky attractions.
My wife just read this, looked at me and said "So does that make my pussy Wet'n Wild?".🤣🤣🤣
Splash mountain
Lazy river?
Poon lagoon?
I'm absolutely going to ask my wife if I can ride her poon lagoon. If I'm not back in 1 day, it was a good run.
Edit:
I have survived the incident physically unscathed. However, the look of disappointment, annoyed, and the infamous face of "I'm married to him..." was a blow and a boost to my soul. I shall try again soon!
I don't know what that's suppose to mean.
Haunted vagina.
Secret Tunnel!
damn, she got that ghussy⁉️
who need they ghost busted
omg me
Love me some half ghost, half tragedy stricken ghussy
The tunnel of love
Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative!
People love to explore condemned places.. you’re good.
Pirates of the Pancreas
Dead
Me too bro. Everything is broken but it is still kinda fun.
It gets the job done. Sort of.
It’ll be ok. Let’s split a funnelcake and cry it out.
God I love a funnel cake. Superior to an elephant ear.
I like to think I’m a haunted 18th century chamber pot.
I always look at these people and think, “to think at one point they were an innocent child and now they’re a piece of shit”
Makes you wonder how they got from point a to point b.
Church Sermons every Sunday and lots of Fox News (and now worse). Also, you can go without the latter and still get to this point of view. Speak from personal experience growing up going to church every Sunday (and then Christian high school) but no cable/parents never watched Fox News. Anti abortion was strong despite lack of biblical backing. Have to really stretch what the Bible says but that can always be done.
Sprinkle in lots of narcissism on top and you get this.
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My favorite insult is to say to someone like this:
"you, at one point, had a teacher that believed in you. You owe them an apology."
Is this the nice way of calling women cum dumpsters?
Sanctified dumpsters.
Can’t spill your seed on the ground. The god that created the entire universe is intensely interested in your creampies.
God killed a motherfucker for that in the Bible. You know how Jesus is the lion of Judah? That tribe was fucked up and Judah was a crazy man. Judah was the son of Jacob and he was the fourth kid Leah had popped out in the great offspring battle and he decided to leave the family.
Jacob was gonna give him a lot of Vin Diesel speeches about the family, it’s all about the family, all that shit but he was too sad after he thought Joseph died. So Judah got with a Canaanite woman named Shua and she got pregnant right away and started poppin out baybaaas. His first kid was named Er and he married quick too to a lady named Tamar but Er was such a fuckup the Lord “Put Him to Death.”
So Judah talked to his second son Onan and he was like, buddy, listen, you are gonna have to take one for the team here, I need you to get with Tamar, your dead brother’s wife. God fucked him up and now you need to get in there and tap that. Keep that seed movin, know what I mean? Onan was like OH ILL TAP THAT but Im not cuckholding!
So he refused to dump his loads inside of Er’s wife, he kept pulling out when they were having sex and then he was like Happy Birthday Ground! And he would always finish on the ground. And that was a serious no no back then to drop your loads on the ground, that made God really salty. If you are going to finish, it needs to be inside a woman, everyone knows that, even if it was someone else’s wife. It made God so mad that he was pulling out that God struck him dead! The bad news for Onan was that he only got a cameo spot In the Bible. But the good news was that he owned that shit, and people still use “onanism” as a term for birth control, so it was a bad news/good news situation for that sneaky motherfucker.
Edit: Thanks for the gold you beautiful bastards. Sometimes I use my Christian school education (Thanks Dad!) recapping weird ass Bible stories like this one in my subreddit if you want to read more crazy shit like this. If not thats okay too, still love you guys!
I would have been so much more interested in Sunday School if this was how the fables of the Bible had been taught to us.
I'd nominate this shit for a Pulitzer if I knew how and that was the correct award for fictional writing
You forgot the best part!
Judah didn't want his last son to die, so he kept stalling on the whole "brother has to give dead brother's wife a baby" rule, and temporarily sent Tamar away "until his 3rd son was old enough" to marry her.
Tamar gets pissed off, and hatches a plan. She dresses like a temple prostitute and Judah has sex with her. He tries to pay her and she says "Nah, Bruh, I just want your engraved walking stick and your signet ring." So he handed them over and went his merry way.
A few weeks later.....
Tamar shows up pregnant as fuck, and Judah is planning to have her stoned - and not in the good way. He accuses her of adultery - because she still belongs to his 3rd son. But she says "HOL UP, there, Daddio, let me Maury Povich your ass a minute." And she reveals the signet ring and walking stick... "Whose shit is THIS now?? Whose name is on this stick and whose signet is this??? That's the dude that got me preggers, mfers!!"
Judah recognized his own shit and admitted he was a fuckhead. He then married Tamar, and she gave birth to a son, who was the great-great-great-howeverfuckingmanygreats- grandfather of Jesus.
I can’t believe I read all of this
And just think of how many other people have been stuck reading the shitty unabridged version
Anointed cum dumpsters
That's all women are to them: receptacles for their jizz. They hate and fear women.
This was my first thought. Like this is just a fancy way to call women cum dumpsters. "Earthen vessel" and "cum jar" have the same meaning in this context
Check out his Wikipedia.
It is absolutely astonishing that this dipshit was actually elected to Congress.
“In a 2017 speech, Cawthorn said that Ledford left him "to die in a fiery tomb"; Ledford publicly disputed this in 2021, saying that he pulled Cawthorn from the wreck once he escaped the vehicle.[8] In their depositions, Cawthorn stated that he had "no memory from the accident", while Ledford said that he had helped rescue an unconscious Cawthorn.[8] In the same 2017 speech, Cawthorn declared that he was "declared dead on the scene" of the accident, but the official accident report listed Cawthorn as "incapacitated".”
This guys is completely out of his mind. Why anyone would choose to elect someone like this is beyond me.
Let’s just say he knows his audience
"As a Congressman, he has expressed a focus on communication instead of legislation." -Wikipedia
I'd say he's doing a bang up job.
Basically admitting he's too stupid to do the job. "I just want to focus on propaganda, not all this complicated law stuff."
Sadly, this. I’m not a diehard for either major political party but some of the elected officials I’ve seen lately for a certain side just have me baffled…as much as I can be angry about what’s spewing from their mouths, in reality the majority of people in the areas they represent voted them in…what does that say about the people? :/
It's ok, you can say Republicans are awful people. They're proud of it and everyone else is painfully aware that it's true
Every time I read something like this it makes me a little sad, then I remember I no longer consider myself republican because a lot of them display disgusting behavior. I’ll never understand why people are so resistant to criticize their own side of the isle when the bull shit is right under their nose and they know it.
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“Conservatism is when something triggers the libs. The more the libs are triggered, the more conservatismer it is.”
-Edmund Burke
Everything I hear about him just reinforces the idea that it is entirely too easy to become an elected official
Let me add two more names to reinforce that list:
Lauren Boebert - doesn't even have a high school diploma
Marjorie Taylor Greene - adulterous fitness instructor
How are these people becoming elected officials?!?!?!?
I loathe Greene. Her recent tweet about Cancer and Covid-19 made my blood boil
Right!!!
Because we all know cancer is a transmittable disease.
What bothers me is her, Boebert, Cawthorn, and their ilk are more dangerous than simply being a dumb mouth-breathers; their words travel far and fast.
Don’t forget one of them tried to get Nancy murdered on 1/6
Because they tell their voters it’s totally OK to hate people different than you, especially if they’re seen to have something you think you deserve.
Also, the majority of their voters aren't exactly Ivy League grads themselves. Is it surprising that high school dropouts relate to other academic failures?
How are these people becoming elected officials?!?!?!?
Is this seriously still confusing? Those people are trying to create a christian theocratic nation, and tens of millions of Republicans want to help.
It’s only easy if you don’t have morals.
There’s a certain crowd you can cater to that shows up every Sunday at church, so you know that you can count on showing up on the first Tuesday in November.
It is actually pretty difficult to be THAT disgusting of a human being. But if you're able to cross those lines, yes, it is apparently pretty easy.
Is it possible to somehow troll the idiots that elect these idiots? Could we have an actual decent person pretend to be a racist moron, get elected, and then be like "psych, I'm actually a normal human being" and just do good things? They'd of course be voted out next cycle so we'd just need a steady stream of people willing to do this lol.
You can find almost anything in someone's history (sexual assault, failed businesses, cruelty to family,etc) and the republicans will still vote for them. BUT you find once piece of evidence that they historically had a liberal thought and you would be screwed.
Madison Cawthorn
I will continue to post this list I created in every thread I see about this predatory racist bag of shit:
stolen valor he lied about becoming a Marine, he lied about being admitted to the naval academy, and he admitted to this lie under oath during a lawsuit implicating his insurance company. Source: https://politicalwire.com/2020/08/11/gop-candidate-was-rejected-from-naval-academy/
sexual assault in the one semester he spent in college (at one of the most ultra conservative college in America) before dropping out due to having straight Ds (his own admission), he was accused of sexual assault by a dozen women, in a letter signed by over 150 former classmates who corroborated the victim’s accounts. It was so bad and brazen that RAs and staff would warn female students to never be alone with him, and never get in his car. Source: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/addybaird/madison-cawthorn-sexual-misconduct-allegations-patrick
white supremacy he accused a political opponent of “leaving his career in Boston to go work for non-whites”. Like, he wrote that, on his website, as an insult. As a way to discredit someone. He later said the words were “taken out of context” and it was a “syntax error”. The name of his shell company is “SPQR Holdings”, and SPQR, although a historical acronym with Roman roots, has been appropriated by white supremacist groups in recent years. sources: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/republican-house-candidate-s-website-attacks-critic-going-work-non-n1244531
http://pages.vassar.edu/pharos/2018/06/15/spqr-and-white-nationalism/
neo-nazi support he celebrated his visit to the Eagle’s Nest, on social media, saying it was a dream and a bucket list item to visit this place. Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/north-carolina-gop-candidate-deletes-photos-hitler-retreat_n_5f32f340c5b6960c066d6972?ri18n=true
lying about Paralympics training he lied about training for the olympics by pretending he was actually on the verge of cracking the track and field Paralympic team. He posted all these insane videos where he talks about being obsessed with breaking the 100m world record, like he actually has a chance of breaking it. I could post videos online telling the world I’m obsessed with running a sub 2 hour marathon, doesn’t mean it’s a real thing... Source: https://www.towleroad.com/2021/01/madison-cawthorn-paralympics/
lying about his career he has never held a job in his adult life (he worked at a Chick-Fil-A as a teen). He used the insurance payout from his car accident to buy a $20K foreclosed property in Georgia, registered an LLC with 0 employees and $0 top line revenue, and calls himself a “real estate investor”.
lying about Harvard and Princeton "Cawthorn said in an earlier deposition he was accepted to Princeton and an online program at Harvard, along with other universities. He later revised his statements to say that he had not been admitted to Princeton and Harvard and that some of his statements about college admissions were “not accurate.”’ source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/02/27/making-madison-cawthorn-how-falsehoods-helped-propel-career-new-pro-trump-star-far-right/?tid=a_classic-iphone&no_nav=true
Lying about his car accident He lied in interviews and said he heroically crawled out of a fiery crash and that friend in the car with him left him for dead when in fact his friend dragged him out while he was unconscious. The friend in question has since done many interviews sharing his side of the story. Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/madison-crowther-lies-wheelchair_n_603c5e83c5b6d7794ae01026
He has the signature of a 7 year old Not the most relevant point to expose his predatory behaviour and his racism, but this brain damaged shit bag literally signs his name like a second grader trying to emulate the Disney font, and he also misspells his own name in his signature... https://www.dailydot.com/debug/madison-cawthorn-signature/
Here are the facts. He is a sexual predator. He is dumb (at a literal level). He is shameless. He is racist. He is the future of the GQP.
Edit: save your awards. Go donate to Josh Remillard who is running against him in NC.
Edit 2: Can't find the correct source for his company making 0 money, so I deleted the source under it as it was a repeated link.
You know it's bad when a conservative school thinks you're a sexual predator; that's usually a fast track to leadership
"Shows great initiative."
"Has a real go getter attitude"
"Never says never"
"Won't take no for an answer"
"Very hands on management style"
It’s wild that all of this somehow barely scratches the surface. There’s the time he referred to “Jewish blood” while talking about trying to convert Jews to Christianity. There’s the time he mused over being in the same room “where congress passed the emancipation proclamation” in the same breath where he called himself a student of history.
Dude is just a relentless deluge of equal parts bigotry and stupidity.
Didn't he go to Germany to Hitler's vacation home and literally geek out in amazement about how he was in the same place the nazis had been?
Edit: Why yes he did... https://www.timesofisrael.com/madison-cawthorns-visit-to-hitlers-vacation-home-alarms-his-nc-districts-jews/
His signature is interesting because he absolutely comes across as the type of kid that would have practiced writing autographs.
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Isn’t he a massive loser that never did anything successful?
Wasn’t he also set up with a fake real estate company that did literally nothing?
Yep. I worked with him as a teenager at his first and only job (chick fil a) in my small hometown and he was a nightmare then too. It’s the only other job he’s ever had and he’s truly the worst.
I always forget that a lot of those people were mixed up with our world like that. I always just imagined them being born politicians lol
Makes me wonder how many Barack Obamas are out there just doing lawn care etc. or Donald Trumps never getting above 2nd level management
Do tell....
Wait…. So his resume went from fast food chain Chick-Fil-A to Congress??!!
No wonder Trumpers love him.
It's crazy because I remember conservatives arguing thag AOC didn't have any credentials and was just a "bartender." Even though she graduated cum laude from Boston University. Then they'll elect dudes like this with no sense of irony.
Yeah...and then some.
Yup. Lied about the friend who after causing an auto accident (on trip back from spring break) that his friend who saved his life left him "to die in a fiery tomb". Lied about the accident derailing his application to the US Naval Academy, though he was rejected prior to the accident.
In 2016, he spent one semester at a conservative Christian college in Virginia before failing out with mostly D's, blaming the grades the auto accident two years ago as well as his fiancee dumping him. During this one semester, at least four classmates have said he sexual harassed them. (Pressured them to sit on his lap and then he forcefully tried to attempt to kiss them).
In August 2020, during Cawthorn's campaign for Congress, several women came forward accusing him of sexually aggressive behavior, sexual misconduct, and sexual assault.[13][82][83][84] Katrina Krulikas described an incident when she was 17 and Cawthorn was 19 in which Cawthorn pressured her to sit on his lap and attempted to kiss her forcefully twice, which she resisted.[8] Cawthorn did not deny the allegations, but said, "I did try and kiss her, just very normal, just in a flirtatious way", adding, "If I did make her feel unsafe, I feel bad", but questioned the timing of her allegation.[85] His campaign characterized Krulikas's allegations as politically motivated, which she denied.[84]
After Krulikas made her allegations, three other women made allegations of sexual misconduct against Cawthorn, including forcible grabbing and kissing.[86] One woman said Cawthorn called her "just a little blonde, slutty American girl" when she rejected his sexual advances.[8][15]
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A February 2021 BuzzFeed News investigation found 20 people who said that Cawthorn had harassed his female classmates during college; the reporters spoke to four women who said that Cawthorn had harassed them. It was alleged that Cawthorn often recklessly drove women in his car to remote areas off campus while asking them sexual questions, which he called "fun drives". Two resident assistants said they warned women to avoid Cawthorn and not to ride in his car. A male acquaintance said Cawthorn bragged about pulling a woman into his lap and putting a finger between her legs.
What?!?
He's a white dude that spews religious zealotisms, loves guns, and supports trump-like ideologies.
He is literally the poster child of a conservative member of Congress.
It reads like a satirical piece written by someone who either really hates him or someone who tried to create the most scum-of-the-earth character without making them an outright warlord.
Madison Cawthorn
I will continue to post this list I created in every thread I see about this predatory racist bag of shit:
stolen valor he lied about becoming a Marine, he lied about being admitted to the naval academy, and he admitted to this lie under oath during a lawsuit implicating his insurance company. Source: https://politicalwire.com/2020/08/11/gop-candidate-was-rejected-from-naval-academy/
sexual assault in the one semester he spent in college (at one of the most ultra conservative college in America) before dropping out due to having straight Ds (his own admission), he was accused of sexual assault by a dozen women, in a letter signed by over 150 former classmates who corroborated the victim’s accounts. It was so bad and brazen that RAs and staff would warn female students to never be alone with him, and never get in his car. Source: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/addybaird/madison-cawthorn-sexual-misconduct-allegations-patrick
white supremacy he accused a political opponent of “leaving his career in Boston to go work for non-whites”. Like, he wrote that, on his website, as an insult. As a way to discredit someone. He later said the words were “taken out of context” and it was a “syntax error”. The name of his shell company is “SPQR Holdings”, and SPQR, although a historical acronym with Roman roots, has been appropriated by white supremacist groups in recent years. sources: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/republican-house-candidate-s-website-attacks-critic-going-work-non-n1244531
http://pages.vassar.edu/pharos/2018/06/15/spqr-and-white-nationalism/
neo-nazi support he celebrated his visit to the Eagle’s Nest, on social media, saying it was a dream and a bucket list item to visit this place. Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/north-carolina-gop-candidate-deletes-photos-hitler-retreat_n_5f32f340c5b6960c066d6972?ri18n=true
lying about Paralympics training he lied about training for the olympics by pretending he was actually on the verge of cracking the track and field Paralympic team. He posted all these insane videos where he talks about being obsessed with breaking the 100m world record, like he actually has a chance of breaking it. I could post videos online telling the world I’m obsessed with running a sub 2 hour marathon, doesn’t mean it’s a real thing... Source: https://www.towleroad.com/2021/01/madison-cawthorn-paralympics/
lying about his career he has never held a job in his adult life (he worked at a Chick-Fil-A as a teen). He used the insurance payout from his car accident to buy a $20K foreclosed property in Georgia, registered an LLC with 0 employees and $0 top line revenue, and calls himself a “real estate investor”.
lying about Harvard and Princeton "Cawthorn said in an earlier deposition he was accepted to Princeton and an online program at Harvard, along with other universities. He later revised his statements to say that he had not been admitted to Princeton and Harvard and that some of his statements about college admissions were “not accurate.”’ source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/02/27/making-madison-cawthorn-how-falsehoods-helped-propel-career-new-pro-trump-star-far-right/?tid=a_classic-iphone&no_nav=true
Lying about his car accident He lied in interviews and said he heroically crawled out of a fiery crash and that friend in the car with him left him for dead when in fact his friend dragged him out while he was unconscious. The friend in question has since done many interviews sharing his side of the story. Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/madison-crowther-lies-wheelchair_n_603c5e83c5b6d7794ae01026
He has the signature of a 7 year old Not the most relevant point to expose his predatory behaviour and his racism, but this brain damaged shit bag literally signs his name like a second grader trying to emulate the Disney font, and he also misspells his own name in his signature... https://www.dailydot.com/debug/madison-cawthorn-signature/
Here are the facts. He is a sexual predator. He is dumb (at a literal level). He is shameless. He is racist. He is the future of the GQP.
Edit: Can't find the correct source for his company making 0 money, so I deleted the source under it as it was a repeated link.
Me: those are all good things to expose except how he writes his signature, that's not fair, ever since electronic signature pads my signature looks like shit too.
Clicks to see his signature...
Me: omg lol that's the signature of a second grader
Edit: I agree with what /u/gravekeepr says, below. Don't let his childish signature obscure Madison Cawthorn's being a misogynistic piece of shit. Emphasis mine:
Focusing on his signature undermines all the other more important points imo. But maybe I'm just salty because my signature also looks like a second grader and I don't want to be lumped in with this moronic piece of shit.
He misspelled his own last name.
Twice.
It was so bad and brazen that RAs and staff would warn female students to never be alone with him, and never get in his car.
The intensity and frequency with which this asshole had to be assaulting women for it to get to that point in one semester is horrific. One semester is like three and a half months.
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Curious, how did he manage to get any party to back him? Isn't there any vetting process?
Apparently not. If anything, the GOP will back him for president next, based on where the party's going at this point.
Put an R next to your name, start screaming about immigrants and liberals, boom you're backed by the GOP.
Ok hear me out, crazy fucking idea guys
We keep religion and government/politics seperate
That would require these people to be able to separate facts/science and feelings, which they cannot do as they see the former to be made up stories.
Dehumanization in the name of God, how very Christian /s
This is why I believe religion should be a personal thing, and should not have power in any political capacity. People who say this shit shouldn’t be in office, they need to get their mental health looked at.
Probably why the founding fathers were big on the whole “separation of church and state” thing
Man, the mental gymnastics I've witnessed Christians use to convince themselves the founding fathers DIDN'T want separation of church and state is wild... I literally grew up thinking that separation was a modern bastardization of the original views of our beginnings as a country.
FFs literally write the words "separation of church and state" and these dipshits are all "Noooo, what they REALLY meant was modern evangelical Christianityyyyy!"
Then again, these kinds of mental gymnastics is common for Conservative Americans.
It gets especially convoluted when you consider how angry conservatives get WITH OTHER CHRISTIANS for not christianing right. Like, bro, you can't even decide what flavor of jeebus you like best, how you tryna convince a whole nation to let you run us into a theocracy?
Dunno, but they're doing a god damned good job at getting themselves into positions to do just that.
If you're ever curious as to HOW so many conservatives become active in our politics, look into HSLDA and Generation Joshua. Since the 90s, Christian homeschoolers and Christians in general have funded a program specifically designed to turn your little warriors for christ into politically knowledgeable nuggets who can later run for office.
Yea but who cares about what the founding fathers thought right guys?...
No /s needed
no /s needed
When half the country's Christians genuinely think like this, one could argue it is very Christian to dehumanize and oppress. Arguing that "those aren't the TRUE Christians" comes off as religiously holier-than-thou and somewhat of denial.
There's a large proportion of modern (US, especially) Christians who act like this. I'm sorry to those who don't want to be associated with the nut job evangelicals; I wouldn't either. But, they are very much still Christian, and it is very Christian/evangelical to oppress. Nuance is important to differentiate, but it's no more accurate to say "those aren't true Christians" than to say "christianity is the one true religion."
That clown needed his mental health looked at long before this.
Earthen vessels? Who talks like that?
Officious assholes who want to sound important
The idiot knows as Cawthorn
A Handmaids Tale is supposed to be FICTION not prophecy.
Margret Atwood specifically did not include anything that hadn’t ever happened in history. We’re just recycling it
We clearly haven't learned enough from history, and are doomed to repeat it in new, exciting and fantastically terrible ways.
Handmaid’s Tale is the Republican spank bank.
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We said the same thing about Orwell’s writing and… well… gestures around
This guy is from where I live, Asheville North Carolina.
Asheville is a very left leaning LGBT city the biggest city in the mountains of NC, and there’s a lot of conservatives surrounding it and he’s trying to run for a different district to get a bigger advantage.
How did this clown get elected in a left-leaning city?
Starts with a g, ends in errymandering
Gerrymandering so bad that we’re not even a democracy anymore: http://www.newsobserver.com/opinion/op-ed/article122593759.html
And they’re doubling down: https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/policy-and-politics/2021/11/9/22765982/north-carolina-redistricting-gerrymandering-2021-2022
Douchebag gonna douchbag.
Every time I see or hear this contemptible fetid pustule of a human being I have to resist throwing up.
Isn't separation of church and state a thing? So isn't what he said like... completely of the wall and not tolerated?
This is the same man who was still voted in after social media posting that he (loose quote) "fulfilled a lifelong dream by visiting Hitler's vacation home" --- his entire existence is complete off the wall and shouldn't be tolerated and yet we're here
Republicans don't believe in the separation of church and state.
They don't even believe in American Constitutional Democracy.
These folk won’t be satisfied until they’ve done that Gilead cross thing with the Washington Monument.
That's a funny phrase, because apparently it just means we don't let the state interfere with our churches or make them pay pesky taxes.
Your word choice is cumworthy
Mmm Cawthorn likes that
Makes my earthen vessel downright muddy.
What is it with Americans and treating the handmaids tale as a how to?
Our govt has apparently decided that all dystopian fiction are guidebooks for running a country.
Madison Cawthorn is disgusting
Madison Cawthorn seems like the sort of person that you'd advise a girl never to accept a drink from.
he has history at his previous college of taking girls to separate locations to try and touch them.
Apparently it was so bad that they had to warn basically every girl on campus not to be alone with him (instead of just, you, know, holding him accountable)
Apparently it was so bad that they had to warn basically every girl on campus not to be alone with him
Even worse is that this happened at one of the most conservative colleges in the country. If Young Republicans R Us thinks you are too touchy feely with the ladies, that should say something.
Republicans setting us back hundreds of years
Hundreds? Plato already believed in gender equality. More like thousands of years back.
"Earthen Vessel"? Makes women sound like a clay pot. Sounds about right, these jackasses have been shitting on us for years. Maybe they should read Genesis 2:7, "Life begins at birth, at first breath."
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Just another Tuesdy for a Talibangelist fighting for the American sharia.
“Earthen vessel” is a Christian biblical term. A dog whistle to the (non)Christian Conservatives. “The Handmaid’s Tale” is their goal.
I'm 100% a vessel. However, my vessel mostly hold Doritos.
Under his eye...
I think we need to restart government w o the whole war thing if you will.
Have you tried blowing on the cartridge?
Handmaid's tale intensifies :D
What about separation of state and church? Did it even ever happen?
Only if you are Muslim.
What happens when you get elected in the Bible Belt (he represents NC)
I just dont understand, what happened to seperation of church and state? Laws arent supposed to be made based off the bible because of that i thought.
Thank St. Ronnie of Reagan for that. He opened wide the Republican doors for Conservative Christians to take over.
Wow…..that, that is creepy. That’s “I buried at least one dead hooker” level of creepy. That’s “I’m not a serial killer, but I’ve written about it in my journal” level of creepy
We all knew how Christian men felt about women, I guess their publicly saying it in the highest places drives home the point and hopefully acts as a reminder to young women never to forget that this is what we’re up against.
We aren’t incubators. We aren’t vessels for them to spray their haploid cells into. Anyone who views women like this doesn’t deserve to be graced with the company of any.
Really adds color to his multiple sexual assault allegations.
Oh so that is what Professor X would have looked like if he joined a death cult.
Little did we know that Handmaid's Tale was a documentary sent to us by a time traveler
Fun fact if Hillary had won 5 years ago, Roe would not be an issue today.
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This truly is the dumbest timeline.
Alrighty then... everyone back in the Delorean! Let's get it right this time!
I bet he didn't think they were earthen vessels sanctified by god when he was trying to rape them.
This is a disturbingly close hit to the plot of The Handmaid's Tale, isn't it?
This is where Canada needs to take advantage and offer immigration to educated people who want to escape Gilead.
Fuck Christians. Fuck the patriarchy. Fuck men who think like this. Fuck men who stay quiet. Fuck women who think it's okay.
Conservatives. Are. Garbage. Humans.
The US is fast becoming a far right religious state like Iran.
This is some Taliban bullshit.
Man, hearing about American politics is both hilarious and fucking depressing. The fucks going on over there?
Can we stop basing your god as a form of political power?
Not everyone believes in your specific Jesus.
Give me an asteroid the exact size,shape and trajectory to hit Congress. At this point we're going to need to Unplug Congress and have a Do Over.
It is very difficult to imagine a more misogynistic position than to deny a woman her basic human rights because something that cannot think or feel is seen as more important than she is.
It is debasing, dehumanising and abject.
As such, we do not allow anti-choice arguments or the users that make them on this subreddit.
There is no non-bigoted way to argue that half the human population should lose control over their own bodies.
Anti-choicers always lie, only lie, never stop lying. They lie about why women get abortions. They lie about how abortions are performed. They lie about the effects of abortions. They lie about fetal development. They lie about how abortions are funded. They lie about what a heartbeat is, they lie and pretend having a heartbeat matters. They lie about a fetus when they call it a baby and that one is pernicious, it is designed to be emotionally manipulative. They lie.
An anti-choicer must lie and must shield themselves from reason, it is the only way to hold on to a clearly immoral and counterconstructive belief structure. We do not tolerate these lies here.
The only sane criterion to consider in this argument is personhood and the ability to think and feel develop in the third trimester.
This subreddit supports people terminating a pregancy for any reason, including none, as part of their inalienable right to bodily autonomy. A right which most certainly and definitively overrules any right that something which cannot think or feel may have.
Please help us by reporting woman-hating comments.
The only way to prevent abortions is to educate teens about (safe) sex at school and at home AND give woman full control over their bodies.
Countries that educate and have very liberal abortion rules have the lowest amount of unwanted pregnancies and abortions.
give woman full control over their bodies
Including easy access to all forms of birth control.
https://www.denverpost.com/2017/11/30/colorado-teen-pregnancy-abortion-rates-drop-free-low-cost-iud/
They also lie about why abortion became a buzzword, when it became illegal, why it’s illegal, and why they want it to remain illegal. None of it has a bit to do with science or god - it was originally legal but so shameful to admit pregnancies out of wedlock that lots of women just didnt or couldnt use legitimate healthcare services for abortions. that is a result of pervasive religion: shame, guilt, and self harm. Banning most abortions was embraced by conservatives as a means of reducing wildly rising statistics by something maybe as high as 80% of women who chose discrete, non professional abortion over licensed practices. It wasn’t until the nineties that someone ascribed an anti-Christianity tag to abortion and all this previous nonsense was forgotten to become a hot issue to entrance conservative voters.
Yes, I have written about that on this subreddit before.
It became a hotbutton issue because Jerry Falwell needed a wedge-issue to create a Christian voting block, in order to both move Christianity towards the extreme right and keep the extreme right in political power.
A wedge-issue which was considered and rejected was anti-miscegenation. Instead of racism they decided that hating women was the best way to inflame the masses and make them vote as they intended.
It was a cynical powerplay and the reason that people oppose abortion has absolutely nothing to do with the brainwashing that made them believe they are on the right side of this topic.
Yep, Jerry is/was a garbage pile. They figured that there were more women than people of color and since it wasn't really visible, it was a great issue to go for.
It's so sad that GQP/conservative women are all for this. I guess they think it will never happen to them or a family member and if it does they have the money to fly overseas to get one.
Jerry and Newt did more damage to this country than anyone can really imagine.
I made the mistake of listening to this fool. I am NOT a goddamn brood mare. I'm thankful that I no longer have to be concerned about getting pregnant, but I worry for those who might & have no way of getting help if they need it. Aren't there far more important things for these self righteous assholes to worry about?
I'm not an earthen vessel. More like a condemned amusement park.