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He seems very supportive of them
He has to be. Those things have their own gravity.
THAT'S why there are so many moons!
Jesus Christ i just noticed that...i was distracted.
Comically huge
He helps carry her burdens, like a good husband does
They are significantly larger than her head.
If he doesn't help, the bra will break... and all hell will break loose!
It might be the third most.
what about the hand.
Pardon me, but you wouldn't happen to have six fingers on your right hand by any chance, would you?
Do you always start conversations this way?
It's just ... my father was murdered by a six fingered man.
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2mo
"Think it'll work?" "It would take a miracle. So I hope not..."
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world!
….except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that.
It makes up for the two thumbs on the baby's hand.
You need six fingers to get a hold of those huge titties. Talk about advertising. Dawson did good
I went for the temple first, and had hand fourth. But I can see other people looking in a different order on those two things.
- Boob 1
- Boob 2
- Hand
- That's a lotta moons
- How many moons did Tatooine have?
- Am I thinking of Arrakis?
- Maybe they are on Jupiter (to get more stupider, obviously)
- How many moons did Tatooine have?
- Church spire
personally.
1 boobs as a collective
2 boob 1
3 boob 2
4 hand
5 if they are meant to represent the average american Christian why are they blonde? blondes are only 2 percent of the American population
5.1 its a nazi aryan thing isn't it?
6 moons
7 vauge distant spire.
"5 if they are meant to represent the average american Christian why are they blonde? blondes are only 2 percent of the American population"
To me they look to be brother/sister...
So the most christian.
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2mo
I think you've gotten to the heart of great replacement theory.
perhapsburg
As a person with disabilities I assure you its not out of compassion or to give a respectable quality of life.
That's because it's actually a thinly veiled Aryan Supremacy meme.
They've been conflating Christianity and Whiteness for years
Noone seems to notice how unnaturally tiny that baby is.
Well, yeah. All the milk is clearly still in her boobs. There’s none for the baby.
I did not smile when I had double mastitis. My set was as depicted size wise but felt like they were full of stones.
If only you were a better Christian, God wouldn’t have made you suffer. /s
But seriously, mastitis is horrible and I’m sorry you had to experience it.
No prenatal care. Don't want those perfect babies near a doctor who might recommend scary, scary vaccines! 🧁
A baby head should be 7/8 the size of a lactating breast.... I heard. Online. reddit.
7/8th the size of those depicted breasts puts that baby's head 3 times the size of an adult male
Concerning 5-5.1; it’s definitely a nazi aryan thing.
Clearly the reason there are so many moons is because they were captured by the gravity field of those hooters in the foreground.
my god(zilla), I didn't even notice the moons.
I'm a straight, cis woman, and I didn't notice any moons either
Same demographic and I think I noticed the boobs like 7 times before anything else
I didn't even notice the moons. Wth
Those aren't moons, those are the afterlife planets their neighbors own.
Mormons believe if you do all the right things (according to them), you may be reborn as a type of god on your own planet, which you will then populate with spirits by endlessly having sex with the wives you acquired during your life on Earth.
The planet this family was reborn on apparently had many moons. The boobs I'm guessing are photoshopped.
(This isn't the right out of the gate stuff in Mormonism they advertise on the brochures. This information is revealed to members deep in the church after secret ceremonies, including a type of celestial marriage in magic underwear. The information was leaked by ex-mormons.)
I would have to insert Boob 1&2 again in-between 3&4. How do you go from bottom to top without passing the boobs?
My eyes were already in the neighborhood of the hand...
Yeah I can’t unsee the grope.
I'm a gay and I saw:
Breast Hand Man's hair Baby
I didn't notice the temple.
Hand
Baby
Boobs
Moons
I noticed the hand first. I'm a straight woman though. It's creepy.
Her tiny head is creepy too.
Bi woman here.
I noticed the hand first, then the boobs, then the moons. But when I noticed the boobs I thought "my God, her poor back."
She doesn’t need much of a head, as she’s pretty much just a life support system for her boobs.
I didn't even notice it until you pointed out
Things I noticed before the “Mormon temple” - her giant bazoombas - his hand on her giant bazoombas - at least 7 moons? Planets? In the sky. What planet is this on? (These celestial bodies are smaller than the bazoombas)
at least 7 moons? Planets? In the sky. What planet is this on? (These celestial bodies are smaller than the bazoombas)
The bazoombas have a gravitational pull strong enough to trap transient celestial bodies in their orbit.
I believe those are other worlds one can wind up on when dead of your a Mormon
Celestial Heaven. Where you become a God.
So hear me out, every patriarch gets to be a god of their own planet right? Where their entire family lives with them right? So does grandpa just exist on his planet, my dads planet, my planet, and all of my male childrens planets simultaneously??? How does that work?
This has recently been rescinded by the Mormon prophet. He said they never taught anything like that, even though all us cult kids clearly were taught that by literally everyone.
Sorry prospectors, no planet for you.
Username checks out.
Um..unless you're black..then um...you are a servant lol
I believe they also rescinded that back in the 90s. "Actually, god decided black people are ok"
As long as you answer all your callings and are consecrated in the Temple
this progression system is too grindy and stat-locked for me, and I play Warframe
More content and believable stories in Warframe.
you get to rule your own planet in the afterlife. I must admit it's tempting lol
It's even better than that. You're supposed to create "worlds without number", so a single planet is chump change. Too bad it's all a lie started by a con man. 🥲
"as man is, God once was. As God is, man may become"
-Joseph Smith
No I'm not shitting you. I grew up in this cult and truly believed this. So glad now to be out and to see the Mormon church for what it is.
lol so Mormons will become gods, but only if they keep up the payments to the temple.
Sorry sir, deification is for paid subscribers only
Yes! Which is one of the ways they keep people in the church, is for this exact kind of brainwashed thinking!
If the God of our world is just some douchebag Mormon from the previous world, it explains a lot.
The moons are in orbit around her breasts.
EDIT: God damn I should read comments before posting to see if someone made the same joke before me...
Same, don’t beat yourself up lol - it’s right there in your face to make the obvious ‘gravitational pull’ reference…
Planets are what I Learned about from seeing the Book of Mormon on broadway.
The more you know 🌈
Mormons believe if you reach the highest level of heaven you get to create your own worlds and become a god to the people on them.
Litteral god complex.
The woman is drawn with greater endowment than a late 90s comic book character, I didn't even notice the temple.
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2mo
After taking in the whole picture that hand caught my attention. 🤣
That was the first thing I saw! 🤣 still can’t find the temple
The AI rendered the hand holding her boob as coming from a green sleeve, so she’s really cupping her own boob in this family photo.
And… the baby has an amputated sixth finger. AI is trying so hard rn.
No worries bc I don’t think there is much gravity on their 7-moon planet. That’s why her boobs are “floating” like that. Their hair isn’t floating around bc it’s actually plastic that just snaps on.
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2mo
How many babies she feeding with those? The whole neighborhood.
no just her brood, don’t forget they tend to have very large litters
Actually, each breast contains an 8 mos. fetus!
😂😂😂
I think Dennis Reynolds drew this one.
Why Maureen, you've enhanced yourself.
Either that or Douglas Reynholm.
I think he was quite generous.
Harvard is jealous of her endowment.
That temple is jealous of her endowments
It's like a shitty fan drawing of Sydney Sweeney.
Plus, all that breast tissue and the baby is suckling at the dad's chest?
Baby is just taking a break, getting some air. Looks exhausted.
I saw two temples, both of them more obviously fake than Mormonism.
This is something that a White Nationalist version of Dennis Reynolds may draw
Fun fact: the ritual performed in Mormon temples is called the "Endowment."
As a middle aged white man my back hurts from looking at it (or them).
Did you notice the 5 moons in the background?
I first thought, why would she be holding her own boobs unless the laws of gravity makes standing untenable?
Then I saw the 5 moons, and realized she is obviously creating a gravitational pull of her own.
greater endowment than a late 90s comic book character
Anime: hold my beer
"That you may nurse and be satisfied from her consoling breast; that you may drink deeply with delight from her glorious abundance"
Are there two more babies in there?
Why are her tits bigger than her head.
The image of the groping of the giant breasts juxtaposed with praising Christian families is hilarious. What the hell?
I can't decide. Someone trolling religious folks? Someone using a "wholesome" image unironically without noticing the woman's, ahem, massive hills and the hubby's groping hand? Or a religious person who decided to do his version of "SEX! Now that I have your attention..."?
She has huge....tracts of land!
Candace Cameron posted a pic of her husband grabbing her boob and my God the Christians lost their damn minds.
If I recall she actually did a good job defending herself too. She was like 'yeah, we've been married 24 years, dude can grab some titty, its healthy for people to touch each other'
The least annoying thing she's ever done IMO
Both breasts are pregnant with babies, obviously.
That's how triplets happen,
/s
This has been a roast of Christian sex education
Artist: Dennis Reynolds
Dennis Reynolds
You like it? It’s very generous.
"Artist", this reeks of AI.
It is. The hand holding her boob has 6 fingers, and the baby has an amputated 6th finger.
They're bigger than her child, and big enough that her husband needed to grow an extra finger
Man this thing has layers. The tig o bitties are so distracting I didn't notice the moons or the extra finger.
Because titties.
Well they don't like women for their brains.
Is that not how Christian women work?
I will find religion if I can score a big titty Christian woman.
I mean, the tits the size of small moons were a tipoff, but the guy's hand groping them in the corner has additional fingers. Zero out of ten for AI.
I love that AI has exposed that none of these chudbuckets have even the slightest amount of creative talent.
To be fair, he needed extra fingers to manage those
Proof of evolution in action, over time Christian men evolved more fingers to allow them to more effectively grope their Christian wives giant badonkadonks.
The correct term is bazoongas. Badonkadonk refers to the rear end.
I also would have accepted gazongas, fun bags, or motorboat dock.
I’m a simple man who is riffing off the original meme and will continue to ignore any and all criticism of my absurd names for overly large breasts.
I must have missed that meme at the time. Now I gotta go down a rabbit hole.
Thank you, kind redditor.
Nice, you’re one of the lucky 10 thousand today! Cheers.
Now, to be fair, badonkadonk is a well-established word for a rear end, which is similar-but-not-quite-exact to the words used in that Tumblr post.
Well, they certainly don’t qualify as Sweater Puppies. More like Sweater Labradors.
A lot of Christains see Mormons as heratics.
And catholic are heretics, and Christians who don’t believe in their exact flavor of Christianity are heretics. To quote Emo Phillips:
“Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.”
Good one. I'm Lutheran and don't care about minor supposedly doctrinal differences, but I've witnessed scenes similar to your post. No one getting ready to jump off a bridge, but some folks that wanted to push someone off a bridge.
Solid Emo Philips reference, love it.
So under appreciated, that man.
The voice inflections are all purposeful, making it even more artistic and interesting.
Mormons have a whole other prophet, so it really isn't quite the same. Christians generally disagree over what their prophet said or preached (Jesus). Mormons believe in said Jesus, but also believe Joseph Smith was a prophet that talked to god. Other Christians, from Catholic to Baptist, roundly reject that Joseph Smith was a prophet.
Dont forget about the whole lost tribe of isreal and golden plates and reading them from a hat..
So, would it be accurate to say that Mormons are American Muslims?
The most important thing is to be as culty as possible to have maximum influence as a voter block despite the laws limiting politics from the pulpit. That's why Mormons and Evangelicals are the American representation of "Christianity".
I do love this joke, but it’s not really the same. Mormonism is fucking weird, and then you think about its origins (proven conman), and then you think about the ridiculousness of its supposed connection to previous iterations of Christianity.
Like, saying Joseph Smith and Martin Luther are basically the same thing is the “both sides are equally bad!” of Christian theology.
I saw the post title, and the answer is very much it depends on who you ask. According to Mormons? Yes. It is in the official name of the church. The church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and Community of Christ are the two biggest sects. Some other Christians get extremely angry if you even suggest such a thing
Yup. My Southern Baptist vacation bible school in the 80s told us they were a cult just like the satanists.
Cosigning this, and adding that my Southern Baptist private school also taught us that Catholics were heathens and polytheistic idolators, because they worship the saints and the Virgin Mary and that's idolatry, or something. Lol.
The Evangelicals are hella goofy.
No one here mentioned that Mormons reject the trinity, and think the trinitarian singular God is 3 different gods, and they believe they can themselves become gods. Kind of goes against the no other gods part of Christianity
LDS are considered by mainstreamers to be a "sect" of Christianity, like Jehovah's Witnesses and Christian Scientists.
All three of those groups are not considered part of orthodox Christianity. They may consider themselves as sects, but they have beliefs that counter basic Christian ones.
There's nothing more Christian than *checks notes* back breaking breast implants.
These people are so freaking weird.
Conservatives: “Trans people are mutilating their bodies unnaturally for nothing but a superficial gender expression!”
Also conservatives: “Ridiculously massive breast implants are the work of God!”
Which is, of course, ridiculous. Transgender surgery and massive breast implants are both gifts from the lord.
Athiests won't rage; just shake their heads.
“It’s very generous“
As a long time atheist I can say atheists do not lose sleep nor become upset when christians create more christians.
the persecution complex and dishonesty that is so common amongst christians is tiring tho.
If anything, Christians creating more Christians is just creating more atheists with some extra steps.
I am a Christian and the wingnut who posted the original pic doesn't speak for me. People have a right to believe or not believe what they want. The dope who is calling for "more Christian families" is the guy who makes me want to rage. He should just get out of other people's lives.
I mean who is going to work fast food if it is not the indoctrinated?
That poor woman's back.
Holding my wife's unnaturally giant breasts for the Lord.
Mormons don’t fit the 3rd century Nicene definition of Christianity; they deny the Trinity. That said, Mormons generally self-identify as Christian, and we’ve generally agreed to accept people’s religious self-identification. So it depends on who you ask.
Also those are some massive honka-badokas.
Lack of Trinity, and the Exaltation )(where people become Gods is a bit iffy, technically polytheism).
They do believe in Jesus though, so... I guess one could call them Christian, in a sense.
They do believe in God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit/Ghost, they just don’t all believe them to be the same being.
As former LDS, it’s a split on self-identification. Some feel they are a sect of Christianity, others feel that they are not. It’s a bit odd as they sit in a weird middle ground with most people.
He doesn't have a good hold on that....baby.
The most unrealistic thing here is the baby ignoring those gravity wells.
He’s cradling that titty more tenderly than his own child
I certainly rage every time someone has a baby. I'm all, "grrrr, I'm so angry and sad that conservative Christians can do a thing that doesn't affect me, grrrr", it's crazy
no seriously it is crazy
"Make athiests rage" - LOL - I can assure you, Matti, we don't give a shit.
Christian values include cupping breasts at all times
Sign me up!
I don’t think it’s a question of values, more a question of helping the poor woman so she doesn’t fall over.
Omg what is with those weirdly huge boobs and his hand right on one?? These guys are so fkn gross
Ah yes, that famous atheist outrage, with their atheist hymns and atheist necklaces and their atheist temples on every street corner where atheists gather to sing and praise their atheist beliefs during atheist statutory holidays and atheist symbolism draped everyfuckingwhere as they knock on peoples front doors to convert them to atheism and ask for donations towards atheist causes to lobby for atheist policies to be passed by the government and then have atheist protests blasting atheist slogans and atheist music when the atheist bills don’t get passed into atheist-influenced legislation.
Not even Christians are Christians. It's just Hitlerian youth propaganda.
Ignore the Mormon temple, but the multiple moons are fine. (Makes sure wife is in other room) And comically large titties
That “Christian” sure is grabbing some boob out in public.
the premise of "have more children to make atheists angry" sure is a fucking weird reason to have kids.
The boobs take up like 1/20th of the entire screen
Depends on who you ask. Some Mormons even say they're not Christians and the rest of Christianity has always had a bad relationship with Mormonism.
This goes deep into the No True Scotsman fallacy and the usually denomination fighting Christians have cause they can't agree on anything.
There are Christian’s who don’t even think Catholics are Christian.
To answer your question: Mormons are not christians the same way the Bahaii are not Muslims.
Yes mormons are based on christianity, but they have their own prophet with their own book.
Mormons are christians like Scientologists are scientists.
I'm an atheist. I'm not raging at the thought of Christian families. I just think how nice it is to sleep in on Sunday.
Her back must hurt all of the time.
Is that Ryan Gosling?!
That kid won’t go hungry
She's never been under water has she.....
How is this suppose to make atheist rage?
I assure you, the Mormon temple isn't even top three most noticeable things here