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Thats the last time a customer complains about the food there
For real. I’ve always thought their food really packs a punch.
You could say it smacks
Slaps even
I think it tastes like wood
Only if you're wearing a helmet.
Their flavors really get straight to the point as well
I actually thought this was a Door Dash driver at first, and thought it was going to be “oh you silly goose, you need to pick up food from a different restaurant.”
Then things took a turn.
lmao
Well, the last time THAT customer complains, anyway.
Picking up the chair and maneuvering in place to use it was such a great beginning to this wonderful video lol. Real WWE vibes.
Bad guy leaves his helmet on, which means he can't see shit.
Like the employee had the time to spit on his hands, rub them together, adjust his grip, and line-up the perfect shot.
If he would have delivered the sweet chin music, I've have called staged.
Honestly, good for these guys. It's dangerous to attack someone with a gun, but if you get a free shot like this, swing for the fences!
Edit: Swing at the knees, y'all. Helmets absorb a lot of damage. Knees are dangerously fragile.
That dude was stabbing the robbers face using a wooden stick through the helmet. That gotta do some damage
Yeah I mean fuck the robber, but that was pretty savage. Imagine being held down while a dude just stands over you and you just have to watch the stick come down again and again, right at your eyes nose and mouth. Brutal.
Shouldn't have threatened their lives with whatever weapon he was brandishing 🤔
Fuck around
Find out < Robber is here
Oh yeah I'm not saying he didn't earn it.
...but not undeserved.
And yet complete deserved, a very satisfying video.
Yep. But wearing a helmet in a fight is a bad idea because grabbing it and yanking it around is super easy. Terrible for a fist fight.
It was a great chair shot but personally I would have rotated the chair 90 degrees so that the surface area that hit him was very narrow, and aimed for back of the neck. To each their own!
I mean, in a high stress situation you don't think about surface area, you just think "my friend could get shot if I don't do something"
Very true. This guy was remarkably composed though!
Less wind resistance too.
Fat guy with stick was wild
He been holding his demons back for too long
This is Brazil and let me tell you, every single men is licking their lips for the opportunity to release all their frustration on whatever type of criminal they can find
He was tryna spear his eyeballs, he is a demon
you mean guardian angle?
How can you be so obtuse?
I was being Acute
I would do a 180, but I’m afraid I’d flatline.
Imma going to have to circle back on that one
That was a diam(eter) good joke
I like how his coworkers were like "bro jabbing his eyes is a bit much, focus over here instead".
I think he was the one that was behind the register being mugged.
DONT BREAK MY BUTT, HE'S BREAKING MY BUTT
Oh no! Hamlet, turn around! He turned into a vampire!
Pikachu used violence it was super effective
I love how the little kids are wandering around like they want apiece of the action! Then mama comes and says NO WAY!
Not till you’re older baby.
Maybe for your birthday
Watch daddy and learn though.
That might be my favorite part. The kid was wanders over like "what's going on over here?" Then had an "Oh shit" moment when that chair was swung.
Don’t start none won’t be none
......the guy with the broken plank was going for lethal intent with those jabs to the face
This is a Brazilian thing. Whenever a criminal is caught it happens. If it's on the street, people appears out of nowhere to beat they. A few seconds and you'll see 5 to 10 people trying to kill the criminal.
Brazilian vigilante justice is something else.
Story time.... I Lived in Paraguay, A mother fucker stabbed my friend with an ice pick. Police threw mother fucker off bridge. THE END
I didn't see nothing, you might be mistaken
just wow 😮
Now he walks and talks funny.
Even the police doesn't give a shit sometimes. I saw from my apartment window some police officers grab few kids that had been breaking into parked cars. I can confirm the kids were actually criminals. I saw one of them doing it. The police caught them and took them to a nearby house which was vacant, for rent. Brought them to the side entrance, to a place that was difficult to see from the street, to avoid being spotted by cars. Then proceed to beat the shit out of them with sticks.
See, in Brazil, these underage kids don't get prosecuted or imprisoned. They are taken to the PD, then somebody there just releases them because they are minors. It's the law. Next day they are on the streets. The police knows they can't lock them up. So, beatings are what they decide to offer.
I don't know what to think about this. I just know Brazilian law is absurd, outdated and ridiculous.
I'd hate to see some kids hanging with the wrong friends and getting beaten up for being bystanders (and not fast enough to run away).
I guess you better be smart there
I'd say it's a LatAm thing. Armed robbery is very common in a lot of countries, and there are so many of them that judges sometimes just let them walk free.
Also, lots of these motherfuckers can successfully rob you AND then shoot you anyway. Or they may walk free from jail and look for revenge.
This is the result of an incompetent/corrupt justice system.
Also, lots of these motherfuckers can successfully rob you AND then shoot you anyway.
And unfortunately, this is so common in Brazil. Armed thiefts will kill you even if you hand over the object or also if you don't have something up to what they are expecting. So many news reports of people who were killed or assaulted because they didn't have a flagship cell phone ou thousands of money to give to these mf.
Dude, no shit. I once was leaving a soocer match in Curitiba (a nice city in Brazil, btw), our team lost. I saw a young man, around 15 years old, yank a smartphone off of a young woman exiting the stadium. He started running. For a few seconds no one said anything, then people yelled "get him", "thief!". The kid just ran away as fast as he could, most people just gave way. Until someone (another fan exiting the stadium) decided to take action. He just swept his legs as he passed him. Kid went tumbling down. Suddenly there were three or four other angry fans kicking and punching the thief. So much that a lot of other fans started yelling "stop! you're gonna kill him". The kid was beat up for nearly a minute it seemed. But then they stopped. Decided to lock him on the ground and wait for the police. However stupid to steal from hot-headed fans, the kid survived, but nearly died.
Reminds me of that bus robber video, the beatdown was brutal. Every time he tries to get off the bus a new flurry of kicks and punch starts anew. And random strangers climbed onto the bus just beat him too.
I saw a video literally yesterday of a guy who tried to rob a woman and what looked like her son. When they managed to shut their gate on him, he tried to shoot them but his gun jammed. He was going to kill them because he was upset that he fucked up.
Don't give an inch unless they're completely out of the fight.
yeah reddit doesn't always get it right. they think this bad guy is out of the fight for some reason. I see those jabs as legit and homeboy spun like a crocodile (inside his helmet, lol?); those jabs themselves might have been the subduing jabs, and if he also was fighting for a weapon he had previously been armed with this isn't even close to unjustified
video is video though, it does depend what he was threatening the cashier with, or what they were trying to pry out of his hand (if it was just money or something trivial then the facts of the case turn on the facts of the case)
if he was smart and sane, he wouldn't be a robber
For all you know he has a weapon on him and he is still resisting fuck him
He's got a helmet on he's fine. Also don't rob a place if you don't wanna suffer the consequences
The mask was open when he was jabbin, so nah he aint fine lol
He was jabbing that fucker through the visor. Definitely too much, that’s why his buddies stopped him.
Ok, jabbing through the visor might have been a little much but he definitely needed that ass spanking in the end!
Yes he did! Lol
One jab was OK! But if you play silly games you win silly prize’s. It looks like it’s South America and I seen some videos where they catch muggers/robbers in the act and then dealt out some horrible vigilante group justice. Seem to be very normal there to overly kick the shit out of a criminal. One video I saw where a women was getting mugged on the street and some kind stranger ran the mugger over with his car as he tried to get away. I don’t think these people fuck about.
People sometimes still get publicly lynched here when trying to steal.
I remember one day the whole town got organized and they got into the guy's house with machetes to give him a lesson. The police patrullas were circling the building but never intervened.
And you in their shoes would just shit a brick and be a victim. Different countries, different standards.
Definitely shit brick! I’m no hero
Eh I'm from America and have you ever beat the shit out of a guy way bigger than you for being an incel? That standard can apply to "same country but different streets"
It's amazing how much people have masks on and others respect that mask until another runs out of fucks to give and takes it off lol. Fake people suck
Ain't all that much for a favela
That's just a Tuesday
Buddies stopped him, and then set him up to paddle his ass. Love it.
That was all in good fun lol
It's like "hey hey don't kill him, but yeah whip him!" Lmao
Hey, nobodies perfect.
But do you think he will do it again? After those repercussions
He will surely keep stabbing people in the face, yes
Punitive justice doesn't work. The US has an incredibly punitive justice system and it has a ridiculously high recidivism rate at almost 80%. Meanwhile Norway, a country with rehabilitative justice only has 20%.
Your view of how crime works is completely dethatched from reality and only used as a justification for your vigilante fantasies.
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1.7y
It's certainly part of it, but either way, a punitive system does almost nothing to mitigate needs based crime.
People don't stop stealing shit just because the punishment is harsh enough. 🤷♀️
Consequences don't really dissuade criminal behavior. It mostly about circumstances. In this Instance, it probably either; survival (money for needs), environmental (in a gang, grew up with parents robbing for survival, etc.) or related to mental health(psychopathy, drug addiction, etc.). Most of the time if you can get to the root cause of the issue, you can fix that and the criminal behavior stops. But, that's harder to do than throwing people in cages and ignoring them for an arbitrary amount of time.
So to answer your question, probably.
He was still fighting them though, that’s why they kept attacking.
I’d give him a few pokes too if he just had me at the end of a gun or a knife.
Too much? The robber held a gun or knife or something on him and threatened him.
I see this as a natural consequence. Good for those employees.
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Nah, robber had a gun. They were going for it.
Nope, not too much. That fuck deserves every bit he got.
tell me you've never had someone try to rob you without saying so.
Some dumb shit broke into my house one bad winter morning. We had just gotten 4' of snow over night and I was chilling with a buddy after a nught shift in my living room. Dude literally threw my door open and came into my house.
I was off the couch like a shot and whipping six shades of shit out of him in my porch. I picked him up by the ass of his pants, threw him into the snow on his face, and jumped on to his back and pulled his arm near to breaking behind his back until he cried. A grown man, a robber, tough as nails a second before sobbing like a bitch underneath me.
I tortured him until the cops showed up, just sitting on his back in the snow, pushing his arm up toward the back of his head with my knee in his elbow and whispering right into his ear that he had fucked up and asking didn't he fucking know it and would he be doing it again.
I felt bad about it later and still do, but adrenaline is a funny thing and when it's your people and your place that are threatened and your cause is righteous, it's hard to stop seeing red.
It's good his friends stopped him, but saying he went too far is failing to understand where his head was.
That was some straight up peasant-murdering-a-knight level shit
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You've subdued a robber. Do you now have the right to execute them?
While I agree with you, I can't tell by the video quality but he could have possibly been gripping a knife or something? They look to be trying hard to restrain one arm and pry his fingers. If he did have a weapon than by all means smash a plank into his face.
Otherwise yeah, no you don't 3 on one a robber on the ground and try to murder him unless you want to go to prison for murder.
I can tell because one of the staff fking stops the jabber cos he realises it's going way too far and the robber's already subdued and disarmed. If he's got enough time and a free hand to stop his mate, the robber is no longer a threat.
No, but if I were being honest with myself I'm not sure the ethics would be considered in a fight or flight moment like this until after the incident. The guys probably glad he didn't kill him.
they weren't subdued, and assuming the robber threatened with deadly force, he was clearly still a threat imo
If he were subdued or limp that would be different
Execute? No. But I fully believe you have should have the right to fuck his ass up so he thinks twice next time. It’s pretty simple. Don’t rob people. If you do? You get dealt wit.
it's not even a "for next time thing". it's the fact that that guy is clearly still fighting and not subdued. Until he does, he's an active threat. It would be a different story if he had given up and was still being beaten, of course.
If you’ve subdued a person, no. If you murder them while trying to subdue them, that’s just consequences of their own actions
Sorry, no, the punishment for theft should not be death in any modern society. A very, very, very, thorough ass beating, yes absolutely. Not death.
Now if you come prepared to dish out deadly force during your theft you should expect the same back. If this dude had a loaded gun, by all means. It doesn't seem like he does though.
This wasn't simple theft, this was robbery. Using force or the threat of force.
Disagree. Armed robbers forfeit the niceties of "modern society." If the punishment for this bullshit were death, there would be less crime and the world would be a better place.
psycho
When he's on the ground and therefore largely no longer an immediate risk jabbing a plank of wood through the visor is the very definition of unreasonable force. It's not about having sympathy for the robber. It's recognising that there becomes a point where the response becomes unnecessary.
And btw I understand he was still struggling so still needed to be subdued but I don't think it was the right choice. The guy using the wood didn't use what he had in his hand in the moment he removed himself from the fight to get a weapon then returned.
Of course it's easy to say when not in the situation just I think it's not that people are on the robbers side but certainly in the jurisdiction I live in reasonable force is a legal requirement
Edited to add If the other guys there clearly recognised he was going to far then it's surprising that some of y'all don't.
That said I'm willing to accept that what should or could be considered reasonable force will very much depend where you are, your personal beliefs etc.
In my opinion, defending yourself and your business is one thing, even if lethal means become necessary.
Using it as an excuse to satisfy some hidden blood lust is quite another. A person eager to kill cannot be a normal person.
There’s a difference between empathy and sympathy. I don’t think most people are sympathizing much. Also, once he’s no longer a threat(disarmed and detained, I’m not sure whether this guy had a weapon or not) , stabbing him is about revenge, not justice or protection.
It’s dumb that extreme life threatening violence with no attempt at restraint in retaliation to everything is excusable to some people. We don’t have to feel particularly bad for the robber to also think the people that shoot fleeing robbers in the back or physically torture them once they’re captured also probably need to be checked out. Two things can be true at once.
Context matters in almost every case like this, by the time the guy here got around to crafting a weapon to poke this guy with, it wasn’t about self defense at all, it was punishment. Fuck the robber, keep and eye on the poker
If he dies, he dies
No shit, sherlock ... But you can clearly see the wood go through the visor. Meaning it was either open at that time or smashed.
Bet he lost some teeth
If you rob someone with a weapon I'm not gonna feel any remorse if you get killed for it
How do you have 500 upvotes? He was literally gouging his eyes out through his open visor.
More than 1000 people don't understand what a motorcycle helmet is
Maybe helmet dude will think twice about pulling a weapon with malicious intent while eating his meals through a straw. Especially with family around.
Sometimes the penalty for trying to take from others is severe. This guy weighed the consequences versus the gain and took his chance.
There were reasons why people got the death penalty in older times for robbing a horse or stealing cattle. It's literally a person's livelihood and ability to eat that they're taking from them. People feel that tolerance to these types allows more to infiltrate their communities, like they can be extorted like other businesses or that the criminal and their associates can come for more/revenge. It's an odd mentality, but people are less likely to fuck with you if you manage fight back or do not seem worth the risk or effort. Against cartel groups sadly it requires the entire community to fight them out. Its really unfortunate bc anything can go wrong all so quick once guns are involved, the moment people can get the upperhand people either take charge or pray they make it out okay. When they can fight back they do.
And the robber deserved it.
Well he just had a gun shoved at him.
an armed robber resisting arrest while still armed is basically textbook justifiable (they were fighting for a weapon by appearances)
also the first strike or two wasn't enough imo, the assailant spun pretty quick, and even when the video ended the story still could have changed the other way.
Was a good move. Until the robber drops his weapon, which he was holding onto very tightly, all bets are off.
That was the dude behind the counter. Probably thought he was going to get hurt or die before his buddy jumped in with the wwe move. His flight or fight response kicked in and it was all fight. Takes a while for that epinephrine to get out of your system. I might be cruel, but I don’t blame him.
What do you not approve? Bet you would do the same if you had been just threatened too
I like the guy who calmly folds the wooden chair and proceeds to wack'nFack the guy hahahahaha
This is BRAZIL!!!
That's right! Honest people down here are fucking tired of being robbed by lowlifes like that scum. Get a real job! Wanna be a criminal? Deal with the consequences!
"but, but, but what if he was a unemployed father trying to provide for his sick child?" ---- Well, then. THERE ARE social services supported by tax-payers just to address that need. Go seek them out, instead of resorting to robbery! Fuck off if you are one of those who jump to defend criminals!
Yeah plus, I get people wanna be open to understanding bad people… but also, most unemployed fathers or whatever don’t go around robbing people. Lots of people go through crazy bad situations all over the world and most of them don’t resort to armed robbery.
Love when citizens serve the justice and peace in the human court of law
This is Brazil and they are all off duty cops! Even the robber!
JK, but maybe not
Absolutely. And it’s extra rewarding seeing professional wrestling moves like a chair to the back in daily life.
Then you would love r/robbersgettingfucked
Damn Guy was stabbing him in the face with that stick
Not sure which was worse- the guy wielding the stick’s customer service or the butt crack stills imbedded in my brain.
The butt crack is for customer service.
It's the kid who always tries to spoil shit.
Insert coin here
This was satisfying.
Trying to rob store.... That's a paddlin
Dude was jabbing him in the face with his visor up. That's crazy.
Good. It was his choice, wasn't it? No one else there wanted a fight, no one else in this video wanted to hurt people. Just the one guy. He woke up and decided to hurt people, and I hope his eyes were sufficiently gouged out in return ❤️
He got the fight be wanted, they got safety and justice. Win win.
This defines fuck around and find out
That one employee was really like, "Welcome to POUND TOWN MOTHERFUCKER"
Dude unleashed all the rage from deep in his soul on this man.
If I had a nicle for every time I saw a guy with a gun get fuck by a guy with a chair, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
This wont be allowed in Los Pollos Hermanos
No sympathy for thieves and pedophiles.
I hope you mean violent thieves. I saw a lady in her 70s stealing cat food from Walmart because she was hungry.
Ya also there's a whole bunch of worse things than thieves. Rapist, white collar criminals, politicians that sell out their constituents, union busters, dirty cops, megalo church pastors, corrupt judges, pretty much any corporation that subsidizes worker pay checks with welfare, people that commit treason, poachers, human traffickers, serial killers, mass killers, dictators, agent provocateurs, domestic abuser, arsonist, organ harvesters (idk if that's a real issue), organized crime, terrorist,
Nope, get her in they eyes.
No. They mean fuck any poor person who steals. When it's wagetheft and businesses and shit, that's just how the cookie crumbles.
"Unless the old lady is rich as fuck business owner, she can get rekt!" /s
She's obviously a pedophile.
And acting pedophiles.
Cut off her hands!
Forreal why rob other poor people at least be creative when stealing...
Thieves and pedophiles are vastly different
User name checks out.
No sympathy for thieves and pedophiles.
So ... when are we taking down Wall Street and most governments and religious orders?
By the end they’re not even fighting him they’re fighting each other to punch the dude.
Is there a source video. Sauce?
This is why you need to watch WWE, see that chair? Use it
Player 2, 3, 4 and 5 have entered the game.
Holy shit dude was trying to kill him
The second you decide to hurt someone else you accept your death. Something we all should keep in mind. Guilt is always on the perpetrator, never the victim.
Only one person in this video woke up that morning and decided to hurt other people. He just expected to win. He didn't.
Not a bad thing, it's a good thing. I hope this piece of shit learned a lesson.
And lost an eye or two.
Lol the dude poking his face was Tryna do a fatality, i find it hilarious these guys think a motorcycle helmet will protect them 100% nah dawg take this! “Kick to the kneecap”
He gets the shit beat out of him lol……good. At least he was wearing his helmet.
Oh, there’s NO justice like MOB justice, like NO justice I KNOW!
The bad guy went in to play a stupid game, earned a stupid prize. \_(' ' )_/
It even has plumber butt crack!
Holy fk the chair legs to the face
only tipped 15%
I thought the man who picked put the stick was gonna shove it up his ass
All good, until he went fucking King Arthur on his face
That guy who utilized the chair of justice was ruthless.
Took me a minute to realize that the place was being robbed
This is a bizarre thread and I’m conflicted. Part of me says fuck this guy and another part of me says wow that went to far. Sitting here unsure of how to think, feel or act.
this should be cross-listed to r/MadeMeSmile
While this is rather satisfying, I'm not sure it catches the wholesome vibe they may go after.
wow…the face stabbing really did it for me
Criminal will remember that
The top comment wasn't to get the kid out of the way first??
I like their style, break the chair on him then while he’s down jib him with said chair… this is good, he’ll learn from a skewering.
Faith in humanity restored
I like how he turns him around for a spanking like a kebab
The level of Malice of Stick Guy is Astonishingly Brutal... Wtf
Got worried for a second, it looked like they were taking off his pants so the man could jab something else
That's going to cost more money to repair than was actually stolen.
Workers: Stop giving a shit if you get robbed, it's not your money anyway, and your boss doesn't pay you enough.
I was gonna say the camera may have saved his life until the dude started spear fishing with the chair pieces.
First it was the chair…. Then it was the stick jab to the helmet… then it was the buttcrack 🤯🤯
Fuck him in the ass!
Lol wow
God why am I laughing so hard at this fuck
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