Her fetish is watching him suck dick.
watching making
She probably tells him that it’s a female penis :(
Edit: it would be really funny (ingame), if instead she’d just put a device on his cock that makes him unable to take it out of the hole and just leaves him there.
Relax there Jigsaw…
He is relaxing, at the glory hole with his bear trap
egg on my face
Tricking who? Not me. In my reality, I’m getting sucked off by a pretty lady.
schroedingers glory hole
All of them are, we just shorten the name to glory hole.
Dammit. Beat me to it. I was gonna say shroedingers blowjob
Omg 😂😂
With a beard and big hands
I had a “girl” on tinder ask me to do something similar except through a cracked car window. Supposedly her BF was ok with this and made a point that we could never see each other. I noped out for fear of what you described.
That’s how you get your dick rolled up in a window
Sadly this is the only way I can cum now. I should’ve never cracked that window 😔
Gotta be careful of the things that could become kinks. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to return to trying to bang my gf through her 14th century British knight's armor.
Sucks getting a kink in your armor, so be careful.
In medieval times, there were fields full of kinky knights after a battle had been concluded.
Wait until you try the sunroof 😅
“Wait, why do I feel a mustache?”
Doesn't matter, had sex.
She put a bag over my head.
Still counts
I just had sex and it felt so good. A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I’ve probably seen this video clip one hundred times and not laughed, but then I read this and I was laughing out of breath!
I just had sex and I never go back to the not having sex ways of the past
I think she was a racist 👻
Doesn’t matter had sex
as long as you don't know, it's not gay.
But in all honesty this is sketchy as hell to me, but i'm american. Based on the profile language I am guessing you all are German, so something like this shouldn't even really faze you right? lol
Ich bin ein glory hole
Exactly. Definitely a sick trick
You see any other cars in that parking lot?
Hahahah
There is no woman involved in this conversation
Yeah. If I see you first, get to see the “other side”, get to pat you down, and get the option to choose my side.
Even if there’s no one else over there, what ELSE is over there?
There is a her in this situation? I figured it was just a dude both times. Huh.
They give better bjs anyway
cons?
Every straight guy's worst nightmare!!
My worst nightmare in that situation would be getting Bobbitt’d. ✂️✂️✂️
Is that a verb now? Bobbitt’d? Haha let’s add it to the dictionary
Bobbitt’d v. The act of cutting off a man’s twig but leaving the berries.
Her boyfriend*
To quote Bill Burr, "A mouth's a mouth. I'm out."
So you can endure a little, do a quick peep through the hole and have grounds for a SA lawsuit cause someone did something to you which you did not consent to.
There's a dude in there.
But what if he’s imagining I’m a chick?
How's he going to do that with a dick in his mouth?
That’s not my problem
Hey baby you gonna take care of this monster or what
Ooooooorrgyy
Pretty nice buffet.
Who has a buffet at an orgy?
“Supposing the other guy is picturing a girl also.”
“How’s he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth?”
Came here for the sunny quotes and wasn’t disappointed
And a chair as well… hello Australia
Hey, a mouth is a mouth…
Schrodinger's blowjob.
So are you saying it's a threesome until someone looks behind the wall?
Or that he'd fuck a cat?
The real fetish is this is a gay guy whose fetish is to blow straight guys. He’s just going to use his cute friend to lure you in.
How do you know? Hhmmm
Edit: he didn’t use a cute woman to lure them in but he did trick them which is a crime. In Canada at least.
Damn, they let him out and he’s already back in business
In the UK we can top that
But how does that even happen? Did they never see each other naked? Ffs what?!
Dang, the elusive reverse rape
Not reverse rape. It's just rape.
The ol switcherape Nah yeah, I agree, though
95% chance this is it.
But is it ok if you don't know? 🤷
Then you allow it to happen, bust them in the act and get it recorded and use it to bribe them or you’ll bust them for rape. Now you won .
Why is this always the go to? Is it that improbable that a woman likes sucking randoms off?
I’ve only had random dudes invite me to glory holes. Do girls walk around parks and invite strangers to glory holes too?
Men are much riskier sexually, especially when it comes other men. I’m not saying it’s impossible it really is a woman, but the chances are it’s a guy. I’ve know plenty of gay men who loved the idea of being a “straight” guys first gay encounter. Hell when I was still using the app there was a plenty of guys saying they’re “women” in the straight category trying to lure a straight man.
Yes, the odds of this happening is near zero. Don’t you find it interesting that men are so unanimous on this?
its not improbable but its strange that she wants to meet a guy on a dating site and then glory hole him, like not just suck him off at least imo
Idk why I was downvoted for simply asking a question. Yeah I guess I can see how it would be more likely to be a trap.
you were downvoted because yes it is that improbable.
Yes
I wonder why. I’m sure there’s plenty of girls out there that like sucking random peen
there is 0 need to invite them to a glory hole.
Touché lol
Yes. It's that improbable.
100%, it's a guy. You meet him, and he says "well you are here, might as well get off, you cant see me, so it's the same for you"
OP, please listen to u/nipslippinjizzsippin
With a username like that it’s safe to say they’ve seen some shit and know what they’re talking aboiy
If you are a “$20 is $20” type of guy, then you’ll be fine.
It sounds amazing, but the thought of sticking my dick through a hole in the wall and trusting the person on the other side to only do good things is pretty scary haha
And nobody here is even worried about the possible/very likely STDs.
These broads are GERMAN, Dennis! We’re gonna have demented sex
Lmao. This is some gatcha bs!
There's a slight chance that it's the real deal (legendary), 0,5%
A chance that you'll get mugged (epic), 16%.
A chance that it's a dude (rare) 83,5%.
10/10 post, you even did the math. Is it just me, or could there be a possibility of something worse happening to you pipi if you put it through that mystery hole. maybe there's a 0.001% change your dick gets chopped off or bitten or worse?
What could possibly be worse than getting your dick chopped off? And don’t say “death” because I’d rather be dead than not have a dick
I once knew a guy who had his whole body chopped off by a rapper, that's all he was in the end. A dick.
I hate you 😑 lol
Random bullshit generator:
Someone cutting off your dick and making you suck it.
And investigators trying to establish if this is hella gay or not by asking you about your arousal levels instead of finding the culprit.
That worse than death, imo.
We should get your mind experimented on by expert scientists when you bite the dust my friend. Oh the wonders it can unveil.
Getting pulled into the penis mangling machine that mangles your penis for two hours straight
having it sucked off by a guy when I thought it would be a chick
if it's rare how is it at 83.5% chance lol
It should be common lol
its a dude
Worst case: you get jumped, robbed, hurt or killed.
Best case: another man gives you an anonymous BJ.
Scenerios running through my head: it's a man in there or your dick is going to get chopped off, or your dick will become trapped in the hole and you will get robbed.. or worse
Worse than your dick getting chopped off?
Worse. They held his dick and chopped his body off.
Step bro, im stuck!
Perhaps. Or possibly blown by that girl. Or possibly blown by some dude.
I say roll those dice!
i dont think so. the thing about robbers through apps is they'll tell you they're escorts and theyre pretty and young so worth it and once you show up with your 400 bucks youll get robbed. but with a situation like this the person behind the screen probably know op won't show up with more than 25 dollars so their goal is sex. it's a dude.
IT’S A TRAP!!!
Nein nein nein
Juice Wrld? Is that you???
If I was I’d be dead
A person of culture, I see.
Person of some culture
It’ll be fun until you feel the whiskers
Michael?
I did this. They did not show themselves. I got the best head of my life. Unfortunately it ended up being from a large bald black man in pink joggers.
I’m not even fuckin’ lying. Do. Not. Do. That.
Idk, best head ever might be worth the mystery… or lack thereof 😅😩
I have over 110 bodies now and still haven’t found a chick that succs like black mr clean. Im traumatized.
This is a great way to let a dog lick your junk.
🔪
🥒
Is- IS THAT SAM
No, it's Simon
This is definitely a guy. Probably with a friend or someone he paid to act like the girl. Oldest trick in the book, lol
Her man is milking you
If it sounds too good to be true, then it probably is
Shouldn't be a problem to ask to completely explore the area and make sure nobody else is there.
But I mean, I definitely wouldn't travel far for this activity because chances are decent it's a catfish hoping you're ready enough to stick your dick in something that you'll overlook what that something is.
There's nothing wrong with being horny/kinky but OP... have some self respect 😭
If you xan make sure that there's no switcheroo...but I've seen videos that don't seem to be in your favor.
Lmao no bro
I’m making sure no one else is in the room
Yep….. you might feel a little mustache though.
Listen, I’m not afraid of using a gloryhole because a man might (probably) suck my dick.
I’m afraid of glory holes because of the idea that somebody could bite/cut/pierce/etc my dick while it’s in a hole and I can’t see what’s going on. Lol
You do have two kidneys, I think they'll be kind enough to leave one.
Sounds like she sprechen sie dick
She’s German, thats the PG fetish. They’re going to get more and more depraved from there.
Honey-pot 101
No.
What if she cuts it off
Suckle that schmekel
Do not do it
Lol idk I trust ANYONE that much to put my Weiner in a hole in the wall and not know what's gunna happen
I just keep thinking of a great white shark and like no
As a person that has witnessed numerous glory hole scenarios, please PLEASE make sure that yall meet face to face before putting your dick in a hole. Now, if you’re gender-fluid and don’t mind the possibility of being blown by another man, then have at it! 😌
Fuck it bro yolo it’s not like you’re gonna regret it in 10 years
I've done this, as the woman. Incredibly sexy and fun.
Found the guy gloryfishing OP
I have left the door unlocked, got on all fours ass to the door, blindfolded, he came and fucked me then left. And no I am not a man. Was a lot of fun… there is a guy on his way now.
Go on...
I got some great weed out of it in these little packets that look just like Swiss chocolate brand Lindt chocolate! So awesome haha.
But he was too nervous. After about half an hour or so of his trying to jack off to get hard enough, I asked him if he wanted to smoke a joint and try something else. I hadn’t said a word for a long time because we agreed no talking. But my knees were hurting from the tile floor. He said he would go for a walk while I smoked since he didn’t want me to see him. (I had a blindfold on and his profile has no face pics.) I don’t think he is coming back. But he did write me on the app we use to ask if the weed was at least good. And yes, Sir, it is! :)
Edit: he wants to try again. We set a five minute deadline. If it doesn’t get hard we call it quits.
Does your boyfriend know? Lol
Idk why people think to seem there aren’t kinky women out there. We just want to know you’re going to treat us like a human being otherwise. Even fuck toy kinksters want to know you’re going to take care of your toy afterwards.
I'm asexual and even I can't deny the pure and utter RIZZ of German women
it’s a trap dude don’t
wtf yet I can’t find one person
The fear of getting my dick cut off by putting it into a murder hole is what keeps me from this forever.
The actual real fetish here I'd bet is organ harvesting...
OP if your serious you could put this chat next to the definition of gay cat fishing and it would fit. There is no girl, you will be blown by a dude and then blow that dude.
Only if your husband has a mustache. Then you know the difference.
You're about to lose your weiner
If you want a random dude to suck your cock, you should definitely do it.
Gotta see that mouth my dude. I’m far too wary to fuck around with this. My cock stays in known entrances.
You should do it and report back! OP I believe in you and your sexual pursuits !
Do what with your who in your where?!
100% a dude lmfaoo
Have done it - got invited in and we ended up doing more than just the GH. 10/10 would do it again
Say goodbye to your kidneys.
I feel like you could loose some vital organs
No thanks, I don't need a Penicillin shot!
Id give it a shot and just hope the wall isn't too thick.
“Cute or nice body” 💀
Nope nope no kink shame but I would need test
“Her man” she wants you to watch her and her bf is how I interpreted it
What’s the worst thing that can happen? I once got sucked off by a trans dude at a party. She looked like a beautiful girl. I had an amazing story to tell me friends and got the best blowjob I ever had. Life is fun dude!
hey this sounds like it could be very good or very traumatizing
Nfw!
I would probably keep this going expecting it to fizzle and if somehow it didn't possibly take it all the way to the most awkward blowjob of my life.
I would probably ruin it specifically by being really curious about what about this sounds like a good time to her.
Absolutely
And…. There is a little tiny guillotine
At Burning Man in maybe 2008 there was a camp that had a “snack food glory hole”. The sign on the side of their tent with the hole said “warning, may contain nuts”.
I think about this twice per week.
That’s a man.
Lorena Bobbit pt 2!
It’s a trick. Her gay best friend is waiting around the corner to take over