You’re about to board an 18 hour flight - which row are you sitting in?
Shit PostI'm choosing 2, 4, 6 or 7 and hoping the door falls off mid flight to suck me out.
If you choose 4, Nathan can just choke you to death real quick.
I’ll just punch him in the dick.
Why because he's a guy?
💀💀💀💀I am deceased!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
I’ll open the door. Don’t worry.
Love it! Edit: Reminds me of the scene in Fight Club where Tyler discusses why they REALLY have Oxygen masks on the plane. Lol
Who is that next to 🥬? I need to get my glasses but I’m too lazy to
I think it’s Taylor
I think it might be Lauren. I was trying to think about what beef Kail might have with Taylor but then realized if it was Lauren then Kail would probably lose her shit
Oh. Cory’s I assume. I started to slow drop off when they got on so I’ve never really watch her.
Is there an option to stand and watch the shit hit the fan?
Yep. Flight cancelled. No thank you
Most likely this flight will never pull away from the gate.
I'm calling in a big bang threat, no way on this earth would I Subject myself to any of these fuckers 🤣 I'd rather do the jail time
Real lmao
I thought maybe #5 because home girl on the right will be fucked up and I think I could get along with Shen but 18 hours is a long ass time
I was gonna say 5 too, but all 3 of us would be fucked up, I’m sure. But I feel like they’d have decent conversation.
Just imagine the fight you’d be stuck between if Roxy said something outta pocket to shen 😭
2 because I feel like neither javi nor chris would speak to me lol
This. I am not their type. They’d leave me tf alone lmao
Do you not have a pulse because I feel that's their only deciding factor.
lol men literally don’t care it’s so weird lol
I’m choosing 2 because I just might be 😂
I choose 2 as well. Imagine those two side-by-side talking straight trash on KL. I'll admit it, I'm waaaay more into that tea (true or fake) then whether they'd give me the 👀
This was my train of thought as well. I want to hear their kail stories! 2 is the least worse option.
And it's a Window Seat!
Nahhh don’t say that u know javi would want to give u a hug 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Him and Chris both give off major "Where's my hug at?" energy!
Omg right, count our blessings the seat isn’t in the middle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Javi might try to convince you to go to the restroom with him while Lauren is in aisle 6 with Karl🤭
I also choose 2
What about Matt though? Captive audience being in the window seat
That’s what I was thinking but then saw Matt would be in front of me 🤢 I could take blocking him out before I could take Roxanne’s mouthy ass, Amber’s complaining and being vile or Farrah’s annoying voice and entitlement
If they did, though, they might have some good tea. They're messy like that!
In choosing 2 because it's the place I'm least likely to get physically assaulted.
Good luck when they start fighting with each other 😂
It’s the only one I didn’t automatically say “no” to
Also 2 bc I don’t want to sit next to Matt but I do want to hear that wicked accent in person😂
This was exactly my thinking. I think they are the quietest of the options for sure.
That’s what I was thinking!! 🤣
Mt pick too 😆 🤣
😂💯
Damn it’s wild how many rows have at least one person who has assaulted another person.
I think I would have to pick row 2. I’m facing the window the entire time.
Your username 🤣
I seen ya wit keefuh
so funny they only used nathan’s mug shot when it could have almost entirely been made of mug shots
- At the very least no one will be leaning across me to swing at someone. And I’ll bring noise canceling headphones if the petty back and forth between Kail and Still Lauren Smiles gets too heated
I can’t choose 6 bc I have a long face and I’m afraid Kail will start undressing for a photo shoot. 🐴
no one will be leaning across me to swing at someone.
I'm snorting here ☠️☠️☠️
8 I would sit with my popcorn an watch them go at it 😂
Same. I would pay for that in flight entertainment.
That’s my plan. 8 is going to be a blast
Honestly 😂 this is immediately where I went. If I have to be by someone for that long, it might as well be entertaining
Same!! That flight would go by so fast.
No wait this is a great choice--they'd cause such a commotion before the flight even takes off that they'd both get kicked off and you'd have the row to yourself :)
LMAO this is such a genius plan
Same!! I would be so entertained.
🤣🤣🤣
All day.
- Adam would never talk to me.
Adam & Ryan both wouldn’t say 2 words to anyone on that flight
Ditto. This was an easy answer. Adam would never say two words to me in public. I’m the exact opposite of his type. It’d be a quiet flight of crocheting and napping.
Same! Not either of their type and there is not a thing in common to talk about. It’d be peaceful af.
7 for me also. They'll both be high and hopefully sleep the whole way and I'll just stare out the window.
Def. Neither Adumb or Rhine could carry on a conversation for 18 hours. And you could spy on Amber and Matt without being up in it
I also thought 7. I think it would be a very quiet row.
4
Same bc honestly, I would talk to Nathan about space and nasa LMAO it should keep me entertained 😂
Hearing a conversation between him and Debz would be interesting too lol
It would be a case study for sure
same. Would be entertaining as long as Nathan doesn’t snap on you. Lmao
As long as I'm not his gf I think I should be safe 🤣
Or his sister
I just feel like Nathan is starting some drama with the flight attendant before the flight takes off and delaying everything 😂😭
Absolutely. He’d show up wasted and start yelling at the flight attendant for not serving him more before the plane even takes off. WHY IS HE A GUY, amiright?
I think this is right. The conversations would be hilarious and they (probably?) wouldn't assault each other
Right I don't think he goes around assaulting random people for no reason lol
Who's the girl next to Kail?
I have no idea who that is lol
Lauren (Javis wife) I think
She would be absolutely insufferable to sit next to because she would be talking about, and trying to sell you Arbonne the whole entire time. 😫🔫
I could see choosing their row, making it ABUNDANTLY clear I would be in my earbuds the entire flight, putting in the earbuds and... Turning nothing on so I can hear every last thing they say to each other.
Lauren. Javis wife
Row 1 because I want to start some shit. 🤣
Debated that too. I would LOVE to call David out and make him feel uncomfortable with no where to go.
Also I'm quite positive I coukd butter Larry up enough, or maybe get him drunk enough to tell me his secret.
that’s why I choose 4 so I can listen what happens at 1 or 5-6! Farrah and Janelles voice alone might set me off before takeoff, ain't no way I can take that 18 hour flight without the maximum distance between us.
2, I guess because I don’t think there will be any crazy angry outbursts or constant bitching from Javi or Chris.
If Chris even talks to me the tea would be juicy
I gotta go 7, cause I think they’d be quiet and not speak to me
Yeah. And I also feel like Adumb spends a lot of time in the gym and respects headphone/earbud etiquette. He won't bother you if you have them in
I strongly considered this as well, because both are catatonic 95% of the time…. But the 5% of the time they are actually awake they are breaking arms and smearing their own shit on walls. So I went with 2 lol.
same. we’d MAYBE spend 10 minutes talking about our tattoos, then we’d order every single tiny bottle of jack on the entire plane and silently play video games the rest of the time.
I think that’s what I’d pick. Honestly they’d probably just look at their phones and not say a word.
I’ll take 6, window next to Lauren. Too far away to get involved in drama, but close enough to listen in to her and Kail next to me and Jenelle behind me
Never underestimate the power of an MLM hun
Lol OMG. If Nathan is sober it would be manageable
I’m standing up and yelling, “These MFers aren’t real!” And testing my luck on being removed from the airplane. I might get my own reality show out of it! (MTV is starving for new content.)
7 Good drugs & I can stare out the window
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏻
4 or 5 would be the most entertaining and possibly least annoying.
You’re brave! I would not be able to handle mama Shen and Roxy’s loudasses the whole way. Especially being in the middle! You know they’d get to talking and wouldn’t leave you alone lol. I could see them wanting the person in the middle to be a tie-breaker of sorts for whatever they’re on about
But I could also see them gettin into it with each other and telling whoever’s in the middle to hold their purse while they loudly discuss it
8!!! Lol gonna be great
I’m changing my flight to the one with Babs on it.
2
This is my vote, too. It would be the only one where you could be laughing or smiling the whole time. I'm not trying to have a miserable flight.
5
Feel like 5 would be a good time, even as a casual listener to their convo and not joining in.
Just put your ear buds and pretend you're listening to something. I'm going 7. They'll both be high, I'll be able to nap and stare out the window listening to all the other shenanigans from the other aisles.
YIKES!
Any seat. I'm going to do my usual on a long haul flight.
I'm go to the ladies, brush my teeth, put on some moisturizer, take an Ambien, head back to any seat near one of these hot messes and fall fast asleep!
6 or 4 lol
Yeah as an airline employee, I'm pretty sure this plane isn't going anywhere just from the sheer harassment of staff.
I'm jumping out of the plane. Lol
6 is by far the only option. I can probably make nice small talk for a while and then take a trazodone and be good
This is hilarious. 2 because it's the safest row. But 3 would probably be pretty entertaining. Matt is so skeezy but also kind of fascinating.
3, because at least Amber does that fake nice thing , when she’s trying to manipulate you and get you on her side, and I will happily enjoy co-signing any insults she threw sewer rat Matt’s way.
Amber: “Ugh God, this flight is taking forever. I can’t wait till we land and I can lay down and-“
Matt: “The flight lands in 15 hours babe.”
Amber: “Did I ask you how much longer till we land? I know how long the flight is Matt, I booked the fucking tickets! Your ass doesn’t have shit.”
Matt: “ well if you didn’t wanna take a long flight we should’ve broken it up with stops like I wanted to.”
Amber : “Are you serious right now?! You need to watch your fuckin’ mouth dude, fur rill. God.” [She then turns towards me] “Sweetheart I am sorry you have to put with this.”
Matt: “Don’t bring random strangers into-“
Amber: “I’M NOT BRINGING ANYONE INTO ANYTHING, YOU DUMB FUCK! You need to move dude , like find a new seat. I’m not gonna go back to gel over you, you ugly fuck.”
Me: [Nods in agreement]
Honestly…as much as I hate a window seat, I kind of feel like Adumb and Rhine would know how to shut up and go to sleep on a flight so I’m picking that
Just throw me on the next flight ✈️
- By far.
5 or 8, because I can quietly sit back sipping gin and tonics while enjoying the drama.
I’m trash.
7 because Adam gave us the "Uncle Bad Touch" joke and he seems like he might be good for a few laughs while stuck in that hell.
Kail hands down
Whoever has my bleach martini
In all honesty… I know someone’s going to come for me but sitting in six would be such a fun trip because I’d light Lauren’s ass up with Kail and I HATE Kail. But god damn how could any woman be that stupid for fame and not realize their worth.
This flights not taking off, one or more of these people are being escorted off the plane by the air marshal
Amber and David are my bets.
Is there one not on spirit airlines? That whole ass plane would smell with David and Jenelle on it
2 is the only answer for least amount of wacko crazy drama. Possibly semi OK chit chat. The other seats are just to high risk for someone streaming or listening to delusional ranting.
This is the WORST 😂 But I guess I’ll risk it and get drunk with Nathan and DebzOG while listening to Roxy talk shit about everyone else.
- I need to know how much Farrah makes off the butt stuff.
- Give me the drama mama's!
Roxanne and Shen. I'm sure with some plane wine we'd have an okay time.
5 for sure.
- Maybe I can fix them
Jkjk I swear
7 🤷🏻♀️
- Best case scenario: neither of them talk to me Worst case scenario: we’re partying on the plane 🍻.
i'm sitting in the cargo area
2,6,or 4 2 because Javi would probably smile at me then sleep the whole time. 6 because honestly don’t know the girl in the middle but I could see Kail & I having a good conversation & lastly 4 because despite all the awful shit Nathan has done, he’s a funny guy & it’s not like I’d have to date the guy just sitting next to him for a day
It’s 4 for me at least I’ll be entertained.
7 😂
8- while a chaotic choice, time would fly by with these yappers
- Window seat. Javi seems harmless.
This is too funny.
I'll sit next to Javi. I feel like I can deal with him.
6
The only spot I would not be legitimately afraid would be 2 or 6
8 would be truly entertaining, and I've heard Farrah's actually nice to people in public. As for Juhnelle she would probably get drunk and pass out anyways. I have to take Xanax to fly, so I'd be very relaxed and amused.
Oh I’m 100% bringing a helmet and sitting between Matt and Amber
- 8. I'm here for the drama.
5
6
6
Seat 6
6.
8... and I'm bringing popcorn 🍿 👀
Honestly 7. They would both be so damn high they’d probably just pass out the whole flight.
5
You're so evil for this lol
I'm picking seat six and eating a handful of xanax lol
Sitting in the bathroom on the toilet
Omg gimme 3!!! I’m here for the drama
- I’d be talking to shen and ignoring roxi
5, no question.
5 lol
Easily 2. I know someone who deployed with Javi and said he wasn't a douche IRL and she thought his portrayal on TV was biased. While I take that with a massive amount of salt, I think he would at least act normal on the flight.
If I sat in 3, Matt would probably try to hit on me (I have very large boobs) and Amber would end up bashing me; Either verbally or physically.
I didn’t really need to go on this trip after all. Thank you
5 for me lol they’re the most tolerable I think lol
3! I want to see Matt and amber go at it 💀
7th for sure
I’m buying a new ticket
I'm good, I'll just walk to where I'm gotta go.
Can I ride in the cargo bin? Lol
Under the plane with the luggage
Row 2.
I’m jumping out of the plane.
8,5,3. I would love to hear the drama lol
I’d cancel my flight
I’m jumping out a window
I’m rebooking
Depending on the length of the flight, either 2 or 8.
If it’s a long flight, 2. I feel we all will just keep to ourselves, I can look out the window.
If it is a short flight, 8. I am going to start shit between them and laugh at the drama.
If I am tired and not feeling well, I am going to the senior pilot seat and hope to god I remember any of my flight rules to know what I am talking about and let the co-pilot wanting to get hours in do everything.
Initially I said 2, but then I got scared because what if they fight?! Idk. I’m staying home.
Im taking another flight or staying home
Gun to my own head at the gate
I would have to pick 6.
But id probably just jump out the plane for any of the rest.
I’m opening the emergency exit a mile above ground
Row 6. I want to hear about the incident at Wawa where Javi tried to fuck Kail in the parking lot while he was with Lauren.
I’m just staying home