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An inclusive reddit community for showcasing standup comedy. Performances must be recorded in front of a live audience. Comedians are encouraged to post their own content.

<div class="md"><p>An inclusive reddit community for showcasing standup comedy. Performances must be recorded in front of a live audience. Comedians are encouraged to post their own content.</p>
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Why doesn't anybody ever offer me cocaine?