Shitty Life Pro Tips

Think about it!

Once had a nurse tell me she always keeps a stethoscope around the headrest of her passenger seat and random nursing paraphernalia (expired charts, pens, empty coffee cup, etc.). Then if she ever gets pulled over, she says sorry and that she just got off of a 24 hr shift in the ED. She’s a horrible driver but has never gotten a ticket. Works every time.

Per week.

First, we’ll construct a durable frame using galvanized square steel anchored firmly to the wall with expansion screws filled with grid steel bars and concrete for lasting strength. We’ll also install thermally broken aluminum windows, expanding the living space by 2 m². Next, we’ll build a multifunctional sitting platform on the floor with hidden storage underneath for bulky items, saving precious space and providing a seating area for two people. This platform doubles as a comfortable bed that can sleep two, surrounded by cushion panels in lucky colors for a better rest. We’ll add a movable table on the bed to serve as both a workspace and dining area, with an outlet switch nearby for charging devices, making it perfect for work and meals. After use, the table can be stored beside the bed, keeping the space organized. We’ll then construct a bedframe from galvanized square steel, enhancing its appearance with eco-friendly wood veneers. Incorporate a pre-buried drainage system for convenience. Build a set of wall cabinets with a countertop drilled to embed a sink. Underneath, install a build in washing-machine to keep dirty laundry at bay. Convert the countertop for dual use by placing an induction cooker for cooking, and install a mirror cabinet above. Next to the mirror, add a cabinet for spices and toiletries. Install a showerhead on the wall and an enlarged stand, allowing even space to ride a horse while showering. In the end, you have a beautiful and functional tiny apartment.

you were being chased by them lmao

I've noticed a lot of restaurants, especially casual restaurants, have a rack of pre-made meals ready for people to come in and grab and go. I imagine this is because these restaurants have too much time or ingredients so this is the way to solve those problems. What's fun is that the staff names the meals. Yesterday, I picked up a meal they named "Rachel W." which was a turkey wrap and a side of chips and salsa. It was tasty, convenient, and best of all free.

Works best when advertised as a weight loss product. High school girls also work but slightly more tricky. The key here is to find the chubbier, insecure ones. Anavar works, but Dbol or oral testosterone can be sold with the biggest markup. My buddy Marc lèpine made made BANK like this back in college.

it doesn't have to fit inside

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