Upon the horizon, there I saw it. A fort of fortune, the chance for me to get an Ashen winds skull. I knew I should play smart, and so I got into my rowboat and made my way in unnoticed.
Parking next to a watchtower, I observe the fight below me. The sloop's two men clashing against lord Red Ruth and their ashen army. As I waited, I discovered something incredible. Upon the watchtower, a cannon stood there, it's barrel pointing towards the fight I observed.
With ammo in hand, I fired upon the bunch. The lad with a keg now blown to confetti, Red Ruth now nothing but sparks. As the many fell, I dashed in and took the flaming cranium for myself as fast as I could.
I returned to my dinghy, rowing away with my stolen earnings. As I did, I found the crew I slain firing up on me with their eye of reach. I nearly died, my health so low. With no hesitation, I dove underwater to munch all that I could, recovering to full health. And before they could advance further, I rowed away once more, soon enough making it to an outpost before they can get me.
And with that, I have cashed in my 25th, and final, Ashen winds. The commendation now mine, I purchase the sails of Ashen winds, and complete my ship's cosmetics.
Sorry I made this so elaborate and dramatic, I couldn't help it .3.