POST TELLING YOU TO SAY WHAT YOUR FAVORITE OF SOMETHING FITTING THE THEME OF THE SUBREDDIT IS...
🔳 REPLY TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A REAL ONE YOU ARE
LOW QUALITY MEME MAKING FUN OF THE LOW QUALITY PICTURE ON THE POST
THE SAME MEME BUT IN HIGH QUALITY PROCLAIMING IT IS IN HIGHER QUALITY
CROPPED PORN BUT ALSO LOW QUALITY
DOWN BAD REPLY ASKING FOR THE "SAUCE" OF THE IMAGE
THE ACTUAL SAUCE EXCEPT ITS THE MOST DISGUSTING DEVIANTART R34 IMAGE EVER SEEN
REACTION IMAGE EXPRESSING DISGUST
REACTION IMAGE DEPICTING SUICIDAL INTENT, LIKELY IMPLYING THAT THE CAUSE OF WHICH IS THIS POST
IMAGE DEPICTING KETCHUP
MEME EXPRESSING THAT CROPPED PORN ≠ FUNNY
MEME EXPRESSING THAT CROPPED PORN = FUNNY
TAGGING A BOT THAT COUNTS PIXELS
REPLY BY BOT THAT COUNTS PIXELS WITH THE NUMBER OF PIXELS IN THE IMAGE
REPLY PRAISING BOT
BOT THANKING FOR VOTING
REPLY PRAISING THE VOTING BOT
REPLY BEGGING BOT TO GET MARRIED
REPLY REQUESTING YOU ENTER AN OBSCURE CHESS MOVE INTO YOUR PREFERRED SEARCH ENGINE
COMMENT THAT SOMEHOW GOT THE MYSTERY RANKING (AND SIMULTANEOUSLY ASKING ABOUT WHAT THE MYSTERY RANKING IS)
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(DOES NOT EXPLAIN WHAT THE MYSTERY RANKING IS)
REPLY ASKING WHAT THE MYSTERY RANKING IS (UNANSWERED)
COMMENT EXPLAINING THE MYSTERY RANKING, BUT INNACCURATELY
MODERATION BOT
COMMENT IMPLYING THE BOT IS TERRIBLE AND IF THE REDDITORS HAD COUNTED THE PIXELS SOCIETY WOULD NOT BE SO SHIT RIGHT NOW
COMMENT SAYING THAT THE REPLIER HAS SCHIZOPHRENIA BECAUSE ITS A MODERATION BOT A NOT A BOT DESIGNED TO COUNT PIXELS
COMMENT QUESTIONING HOW THE FUCK THE BOT REPLIED
COMMENT SAYING THAT THE REPLIER HAS SCHIZOPHRENIA BECAUSE THEY ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A BOT
SLUR
COMMENT ASKING WHO YOUR TALKING TO
HASHTAG TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I DID NOT TYPE ANYTHING
UNKNOWN PORNSTAR
REACTION IMAGE THATS ACTUALLY A GIF THAT FADES AWAY TO LOOK LIKE THERE IS NO COMMENT
REPLY
COMMENT TRYING TO BAIT AUTOMOD REPLIES
AUTOMOD REPLY
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GIF OF A SPINNING FAN WITH THE TITLE OF GO GO GADGET PIXEL REDUCER
EXTREMELY LONG-WINDED, OVERLY SERIOUS REPLY EXPLAINING THE EXACT REASON WHY THE IMAGE IS SO LOW QUALITY (THE OP WAS ACTUALLY JUST LAZY)
SLUR
EXPRESSES HOW OFFENSIVE AND MESSED UP IT IS FOR YOU TO SAY THAT SLUR (WHILE REPEATING THE SLUR THAT YOU SAID IN THE PROCESS)
UNCENCORED IMAGE OF MY SPHINCTER AND BALLS THAT THE BOT FAILED TO DETECT AND DELETE
A JOKE REPLY IMPLYING I MASTURBATED TO THE IMAGE (HIGHLY DOWNVOTED)
SERIOUS SOUNDING REPLY ASKING WHY YOURE GETTING DOWNVOTED AND SAYING THAT I DID TOO (SLIGHTLY DOWNVOTED)
COMMENT THAT IS EXTREMELY AVERAGE AND AGREEABLE WHILE ALSO BEING REALLY BORING
🟩 WITH A COMMENT THAT SAYS "BASED" AND NOTHING ELSE
COMMENT ASKING FOR THE PIXEL COUNTING BOT TO COUNT PIXELS
COMMENT BY PIXELCOUNTERBOT TELLING THE EXACT (WRONG) NUMBER OF PIXELS
SMALL TEXT SAYING "I AM A (GOOD) BOT"
COMMENT SAYING THE BOT IS GOOD
BOT THANKING FOR VOTING
ANOTHER COMMENT SAYING THE BOT IS GOOD
COMMENT SAYING THE BOT IS BAD
COMMENT WILL BE SCREENSHOTTED AND POSTED TO R/COUNTABLEPIXELS TITLED ‘WHY ARE PEOPLE DOING THIS’
REACTION IMAGE REQUESTING THIS COMMENTERS BALLS BE TWISTED COUNTERCLOCKWISE
REDDITOR TELLING THE CLOCKWISE IS WAY BETTER
RESPONSE THAT IS WIDELY HATED BY HALF OF SAID COMMUNITY AND WIDELY LOVED BY THE OTHER HALF
COMMENT SAYING THE FUNNIEST AND BEST ANSWER BUT SOMEHOW THE OP GIVES IT A 🟥
COMMENT WITH AN ACTUAL ORIGINAL ANSWER RELATING TO THE SUBJECT (VERY RARE)
🟨 SINCE OP HAS NEVER ACTUALLY HEARD OF THE THING THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
OVERRATED AND SHITTY FANBASE JOKE
🟦 BECAUSE THE OP IS A SCRUB
THE SINGLE MOST UNHINGED AND/OR HORNY COMMENT YOU’VE EVER READ IN YOUR LIFE
COMMENT SPECIFYING THAT THEY ARE NOT OP BUT GIVING A RANKING ANYWAY
COMMENT STATING THAT YOU ARE OP
COMMENT SAYING "NUH UH"
MISSPELLED SLURS
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COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT COMMENT
SEX GIF
REPLY GIVING A BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT
COMMENT WITH THE MOST BATSHIT INSANE TAKE
🟪 (EVERY OTHER COMMENTER WILL GIVE IT A 🟥)
ANOTHER COMMENTER GIVING AN 🟥
A COMMENTER GIVING A 🟥
A THIRD COMMENTER GIVING A ♦️ (BULLIED BECAUSE WEONG EMOJI WAS USED)
REDDITOR BULLYING BECAUSE HE USED THE WRONG EMOJI
PORLY WORDED DEFENSE
IMAGE OF A GROUP OF PARROTS MOCKING THE RESOLUTION OF ABOVE IMAGE
REALLY MEAN INSULT (SATIRICAL)
GENERAL, INOFFENSIVE CROWD-PLEASING ANSWER
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COMMENT WITH THE MOST OBSCURE THING
🟨 AS A COPOUT BECAUSE THE OP DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
WORST CHARACTER THAT SOMEHOW GETS THE BEST RANKING
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COMMENT FROM THE PIXEL COUNTER BOT BECAUSE OF THE LOW QUALITY PICTURE IN THE POST
REPLY CALLING THE BOT BAD OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT OF THE LOW QUALITY
REPLY CALLING THE BOT BAD BECAUSE ITS FANS DOWNVOTED A BOT THE COMMENTER WAS ATTACHED TO
COMMENT SARCASTICALLY ASKING FOR LESS PIXELS
GENUINE REPLY MISSING THE SARCASM ASKING IF THE COMMENTER IS SURE, SINCE THE PIXEL LEVEL IS ALREADY PRETTY BAD
SARCASTIC AFFIRMATION IMPLYING YOU ARE STUPID
GENUINE REPLY SAYING "OK" (HIGHLY DOWNVOTED FOR SOME REASON, EVEN THOUGH MY OTHER REPLY WASN'T)
THE ABSOLUTE WORST SONG EVER MADE THAT EVERYONE LIKES FOR SOME REASON
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COMMENT THAT REALLY ISN'T ALL THAT BAD BUT FOR SOME REASON GETS HIT WITH THE WORST RANKING
COMMENT CALLING OUT ENGAGEMENT BAIT
REACTION IMAGE MEANT TO SERVE AS AN INSULT TO DISTRACT FROM THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY RIGHT
ONE-DAY LATE COMMENT OP IGNORES
COMMENTER WHO WILL SEE THIS, FIND IT HILARIOUS, AND THEN MAKE THE EXACT SAME POST TOMORROW
COMMENTER SUMMONING U/PIXEL-COUNTER-BOT
PIXEL COUNTER BOT SAYING HOW MANY PIXELS THERE ARE (IT IS A LOWER AMOUNT THAN USUAL)
OBLIGATORY GOOD BOT
COMMENT WITH A GOOD JOKE
🟦 FOLLOWED BY A BAD JOKE
COMMENT SAYING THE ANSWER THAT THE SUBREDDIT DESPISES TO BE FUNNY
🔳TO PLAY ALONG WITH THE BIT
COMMENT MENTIONING A BOT DESIGNED TO COUNT PIXELS IN AN IMAGE
REPLY EXPRESSING FRUSTRATION AT THE FACT THAT PEOPLE NOTICED HOW LOW QUALITY THE IMAGE IS, EVEN THOUGH IT IS VERY OBVIOUS
COMMENT WITH SOMETHING UNIVERSALLY LIKED IN THE FANDOM SO THEY DON’T GET ROASTED
🟩 OUT OF OBLIGATION
REPLY WITH SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THE THEME OF THE SUBREDDIT
🟩 (FOR SOME REASON)
COMMENT WITH A MEDIOCRE FAN OF SUBREDDIT SAYING THE MOST SURFACE LEVEL ANSWER
🟩 OUT OF OBLIGATION
IMAGE OF A FRAME FROM THE SHOW “INVINCIBLE” BUT HEAVILY PIXELATED AND CAPTIONED “WHERE ARE THE PIXELS, WILLIAM?”
A POST OF THE SAME IMAGE BUT NOT PIXELATED TO SHOW THAT THE QUALITY OF THE IMAGE IS ACTUALLY HIGH (IT ISN'T)
SLUR
TELLS YOU HOW MESSED UP IT WAS FOR YOU TO SAY THAT, AND THEN CALLS YOU SOMETHING EQUALLY OFFENSIVE
REPLIES WITH PICTURE OF ERIC ANDRE PULLING AT A GATE CAPTIONED "LET ME IN" IN ADDITION TO ANOTHER SLUR
COMMENT WITH EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL OPINION THAT SAID COMMUNITY HATES
COMMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW NOBODY GETS "LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK" OR "EXECUTED ON THE SPOT" AND RARELY GET "GET OUTTA HERE LIL BRO"
(THE COMMENT GETS EXECUTED ON THE SPOT)
⬛️ WITH NO FURTHER EXPLANATION
REPLY LINKING THE DOWNVOTED TO OBLIVION SUBREDDIT
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COMMENT WITH A WEIRD INSIDE JOKE THAT GETS THE BEST RANKING