Post a picture of your car and watch as people break the news to you. Maybe you shouldn't have bought such a bucket of bolts? Maybe you shouldn't have gotten that ridiculous paint job? Maybe you shouldn't have wasted your college money on it in the first place?

Inspired by Car Throttle's "Roast My Car".

**Rules:**

1. You may only post a picture of YOUR OWN car to be roasted. You **MAY NOT** post your mom’s, dads, brothers, sisters, SO’s, coworkers, WHATEVER’s car whether they told you to or not. You can post your previously owned cars. Reposted submissions or posts from the internet can result in a ban. 

2. Don't take anything personally. If you’re posting your ride in a subreddit called /r/RoastMyCar, you should fully expect to have everyone shit on your car. 
Actually, never mind. It’s freaking hilarious when the poster tries desperately to defend their ego. Please note this "rule" is more of a suggestion than a rule. We will not remove comments from the OP desperately trying to defend their car, instead we'll leave it up for everyone to laugh at.

3. While this is not /r/RoastMe, roasting of the owner can be done as long as the primary roasting is to the car. This only applies to parent comments. 

4. Top level comments MUST be a roast. Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is /r/RoastMyCar, not /r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.

5. Take the time to take a decent photo, and be sure that you upload at least one picture of the whole car. Pictures that only show the engine/interior etc will be removed. This is /r/RoastMyCar not, /r/CheckOutMyMods. Also make sure the image you upload is in the correct orientation.

6. Mods may remove any post or comment or issue a ban at their own discretion.

7. Motorcylces and other non-car/truck vehicles belong in /r/RoastMyRide

8. No videos allowed. Posting a YouTube video of your car will be removed. If we feel you are just trying to farm views off our subreddit, a ban will be issued

9. While this is a roasting sub, we still ask users to act in a civil manner. Please keep in mind there's a distinction between a roast and an outright personal attack. Comments that we deem to be a personal attack will be removed and in some cases bans may be issued.

Failure to abide by the above rules can result in your post or comment being removed or being banned.

**Have you gone through the pain of getting your car roasted? Get your special flair, to show everyone the extreme discipline and self confidence you've put on the line!**

Other awesome subs:

1. r/RoastMe
2. r/RoastMyRide
3. r/OPGettingBlasted

<div class="md">Post a picture of your car and watch as people break the news to you. Maybe you shouldn&#39;t have bought such a bucket of bolts? Maybe you shouldn&#39;t have gotten that ridiculous paint job? Maybe you shouldn&#39;t have wasted your college money on it in the first place?

Inspired by Car Throttle&#39;s &quot;Roast My Car&quot;.

Rules:

<ol>
<li>You may only post a picture of YOUR OWN car to be roasted. You MAY NOT post your mom’s, dads, brothers, sisters, SO’s, coworkers, WHATEVER’s car whether they told you to or not. You can post your previously owned cars. Reposted submissions or posts from the internet can result in a ban. </li>
<li>Don&#39;t take anything personally. If you’re posting your ride in a subreddit called <a href="/r/RoastMyCar">/r/RoastMyCar</a>, you should fully expect to have everyone shit on your car. 
Actually, never mind. It’s freaking hilarious when the poster tries desperately to defend their ego. Please note this &quot;rule&quot; is more of a suggestion than a rule. We will not remove comments from the OP desperately trying to defend their car, instead we&#39;ll leave it up for everyone to laugh at.</li>
<li>While this is not <a href="/r/RoastMe">/r/RoastMe</a>, roasting of the owner can be done as long as the primary roasting is to the car. This only applies to parent comments. </li>
<li>Top level comments MUST be a roast. Do NOT comment something along the lines of &quot;I OMG I can&#39;t roast this its such a great car&quot;. This is <a href="/r/RoastMyCar">/r/RoastMyCar</a>, not <a href="/r/automotivedickriders">/r/automotivedickriders</a>. If you don&#39;t have anything mean to say, don&#39;t say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.</li>
<li>Take the time to take a decent photo, and be sure that you upload at least one picture of the whole car. Pictures that only show the engine/interior etc will be removed. This is <a href="/r/RoastMyCar">/r/RoastMyCar</a> not, <a href="/r/CheckOutMyMods">/r/CheckOutMyMods</a>. Also make sure the image you upload is in the correct orientation.</li>
<li>Mods may remove any post or comment or issue a ban at their own discretion.</li>
<li>Motorcylces and other non-car/truck vehicles belong in <a href="/r/RoastMyRide">/r/RoastMyRide</a></li>
<li>No videos allowed. Posting a YouTube video of your car will be removed. If we feel you are just trying to farm views off our subreddit, a ban will be issued</li>
<li>While this is a roasting sub, we still ask users to act in a civil manner. Please keep in mind there&#39;s a distinction between a roast and an outright personal attack. Comments that we deem to be a personal attack will be removed and in some cases bans may be issued.</li>
</ol>

Failure to abide by the above rules can result in your post or comment being removed or being banned.

Have you gone through the pain of getting your car roasted? Get your special flair, to show everyone the extreme discipline and self confidence you&#39;ve put on the line!

Other awesome subs:

<ol>
<li><a href="/r/RoastMe">r/RoastMe</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/RoastMyRide">r/RoastMyRide</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/OPGettingBlasted">r/OPGettingBlasted</a></li>
</ol>
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t5_3bsmw

<div class="md">Roast some rubber!
</div>

<div class="md">What are you waiting for? Get roasting!
</div>

Roast my midlife crisis