25m and returning for another roast after 5 years! Make it hurt!

25 years old but also somehow served in the Vietnam War.

Bro, where is life so hard that you look like you're from that 70's show at 25?

Something tells me at the rate you are aging, you won't be making this post again in 5 more years.

You misspelled 52.

How much was the fine for doing 60 in a 25?

Just admit defeat and go completely bald, grow a beard, and then maybe you’ll actually look you were born this century.

Also, stop dressing like fucking Steve Irwin.

Wallace and Gromit lookin ass

Nice try grandpa

I'm certain that you wear the skin of your human victims

Sweet mother of God! Share your anti aging secrets so I never do any of them.

The love child of Red Foreman from That 70’s show and Karl Childers from Sling Blade.

That wallpaper has aged better than you

Indiana Joke.

If adventure has a name, it sure the hell ain't you.

Ron Howard but malding

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I’m sure qualifying for radio repair at vocational school really moistened some panties.

Red before that 70s show and losing his virginity

You look like you’re about to put on a pith helmet and go and colonize Africa.

Your head looks the the butt of a cigar in an ashtray. Now all you have to do is convince guys to park their cars between your 2 front teeth.

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Oldest 25 year old 👆

I didn’t know that Frazier had a brother

This looks like a picture of Eustace from 'Courage the Cowardly Dog' in his youth.

Nothing we could say would ever be as cruel to you as genetics have been.

The only cooters this “young” fella has seen sleep on a log at the local pond.

If “grandpa touched my butthole” had a face.

Nice wallpaper, trailer dweller.

Who stacks their books like that? Have some damned dignity.

Looks like your hair wiped off on them forearms.

You have the body type of “humongous nipples.”

How is it to have an arch nemesis that’s a rabbit?

I’m done, unlike your premature aging.

He looks like a Vietnam veteran just got home from his blue collar job. Circa 1973.

You still ride the short bus don't you?

25 is the number of hair on your head but your age is 52.

mr garrison is that you

They only gave you 5 years for touching little boys? That’s fucked up.

Red foreskin

25 in standard years? Spent-time-in-prison-now-your-on-registry-years?

Ok Boomer

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Mmm hmm

Why does your mum dress you like a UPS driver?!

Poor Red Foreman.

Red Foremans younger siblings, Red Foreskin

You're not 25 returning after 5 you're like 63 returning from 1963.... Yo ... I mean how do you even do that without Photoshop??

Why is your face so much different then it was then? It's like your face needs to hit the gym. Like you're mid shape shift or something

When was this originally posted? The 1950s?

"Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade..."

Sling blade: the prequel

It’s the bastard love child of Karl Childers and Opie Taylor!

You look like the slow witted custodian the state pays half your minimum wage salary to incentivize hiring the feeble

You mean you have 25 hairs left.

Dude.. it's Jim Lahey and Burger walrus' baby.

Red Foreman in the 50’s

Many thanks to the Forensic Anthropology Center at the University of Tennessee for this picture. Most people can’t stomach looking at a corpse that has been decomposing for this long.

Red Forhead

Look like silly putty!

Looks like you just returned from WWI too

Jim Lahey at 25

Wow, five years later and you still look like you crawled out of a 1950s time capsule that nobody wanted to open. That shirt is so beige, it’s practically camouflaged against your personality. I see you went with the 'future substitute teacher who gets no respect' look—bold choice. The wallpaper in your house looks like it’s aged better than you have, which isn’t saying much. You have the expression of someone who just realized they peaked in high school and it’s all been downhill since. Holding that sign like it’s your greatest achievement is just sad, but given the rest of your life, it probably is. Here’s to another five years of mediocrity—maybe by then you’ll have moved out of your parents’ house.

Dollar store Jim lahey

Mr Lahey!!!

Wayne Rooney from Wish:

No. Fucking. Way. Bro I just feel bad for you by seeing you. 

I thought that was Red Forman

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Dumbass

You got the 2 and 5 in the wrong order for your age.

You spelled 48m wrong.

Unhappy Days

You meant 52 I think

Aging speedrun

Looks like the liquor Is calling the shots now Randy

Man has GOT 2-b puttin bodies in his walls…basement… UNDER the FLOORS..??!!!

Red Foreman; the prequel

25 going on 50

He likes mustard on his biscuits and French fried potaters. Mmmhmm!

You look like Red Forman

25 in dog years?

25 going on 52

Don't roast this guy too hard, or he'll put a foot up your ass

Hey is that Red from That 70s show

Red Forman, I expect you to immediately start calling people dumbass.

How’s Kitty and Eric? And please Red, don’t put a boot in my ass

How far is the foot up Eric’s ass?

Red Foreman🤣🤣🤣

"Ain't got no gas in it"