The Man be Bear debate
SatireBruh this Commie bear me of an old joke about the KGB
The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals.
The Secretary General of the UN decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”
I think the cia and the fbi should be swapped, i mean the cis didnt even commit any war crimes in this joke like come on
They killed the Rabbits society's head of state in the process and replaced the fleeing rabbit with another rabbit.
Honestly I think the FBI had a good description.
Oh honey, the bears would rather date men than you, that's why they're bears. Otters too.
Otters are the best :3
Bear meat isn’t necessarily bitter, it takes on the flavor of what it has been eating.
I have had blueberry eating bear and garbage cans bear, and they taste completely different.
How did the whole bear thing start anyway
A feminist said men are way to dangerous and predatory, that she would feel safer alone in the woods with a bear than a man
People these days are wild, I don't get it
Man it's really hard to choose whether bear or man flesh tastes better but I'm more partial to cannibalism all things considered.
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Bears will liberate women their lives under capitalism, and their lives under communism, and their lives under fascism, etc.
They won't do it in a pleasant way though