Roseanne Barr, Bruce Willis and Anna Nicole Smith at Planet Hollywood 1995
True story. I once ate lunch at a Hard Rock Cafe next to a Freddy Mercury leotard and a Gwen Steffani outfit on the wall. Don't think Planet Hollywood could hold a candle to that.
The one at Disney has the bus from Speed hanging from the ceiling (or at least it used to)
The one in New York used to have the cane from citizen Kane
"Wait a minute... there was no cane in Citizen Kane!"
It was a Citizen watch.
Rose Bud
Rose Bud
Did Freddy Mercury drive the speed bus? I think not. XD
I think Sammy Hagar did, right? He's constitutionally incapable of driving 55 mph.
No but he drove the cane from citizen Kane. If you know what I mean.
And he did drive a lot of speedy cocaine up his nose, just so he wouldn’t go under 50 mph.
It also had a suit of centurion armor made of American express cards. Weird what you remember from thirtyish years ago.
Munich?
Don't think so, but I honestly don't remember.
At one point in the mid 1990s, a stretch of West 57th Street in New York was home to: Hard Rock Cafe, Planet Hollywood, and the Fashion Cafe, a chain of fashion model themed restaurants who counted Naomi Campbell, Elle Macpherson, Claudia Shiffer, and Christy Turlington as investors. Walk down the block at night and you’d catch glimpses of models, film stars, and musicians. Truly the last golden age of celebrity.
This is that era when Bruce Willis was always jumping up on music stages. Usually with a harmonica.
That’s not Bruce, That’s Bruno
We don’t talk about Bruno.
We need to talk about Bruno. It was bad.
But he taught he taught us to respect ourselves!
Silencio Bruno!
Do we talk about Bruno the Kid though?
Silencío Bruno!
I've got that soundtrack on vinyl. Used to go to this little record store south of Houston when I'd get bored and just poke around. Found that bad boy in the "just acquired" bin for $7.
Memory unlocked, gee willikers, you are right lol
I’m not so sure that was “cool”.
You’re right. We used to make fun of him for it. But now he’s all sick and old and sad.
I know. I feel terrible for him. I always loved him as an actor. It’s a horrible thing, what he’s going through.
I don’t feel bad for him. We all die, but few get to live a kick ass life like him. Fame, money, Demi Moore at her prime! What a life!
There’s dying, and then there’s losing your mind. This is the latter.
Ikr. Like how heartless can you be for not feeling bad about someone with dementia. My grandpa and his dad both got dementia and it's horrible af. It's much more cruel than dying
Reddit is full of shitty, edgy takes.
And the one to the left is nuts and the one to the right is dead.
Time is a real asshole.
This is the best quote I’ve heard in a long time! So darn true! Although I must say that Rosanne doesn’t look too bad these days. She looks better now than she did back then.
Old School Cringe
I see one close to cool. Maybe
Got to sell that Seagrams.
Goooolden wine coooolerzzzz
It’s wet AND it’s dry.
A whole range of emotions in one photo.
It’s like they are all playing caricatures of themselves
The fucking 90s man.
I still miss it. For all its flaws.
We all do. Fuck.
I don't miss the rampant casual homophobia.
I agree but this comment was way too edgy for me and therefore I gave you an INSTANT downvote.
Except for the people reading this now in their teens and twenties who weren’t born or old enough know who they were.
I’d definitely give up all of this tech shit to go back to the 90’s.
100%
That had to sound like shit.
Sure life was infinitely better for all 3 of them at that time.
It was infinitely better for all of us
True, but I’m pretty sure I got 2 outta them 3 beat.
Who had money on Rosanne being the most alive of the three?
most alive
Poor Bruce.
As already covered in the documentary titled The Sixth Sense, he is indeed dead.
The guy in the hair piece?
I didn't reckon on her going batshit Qanon
This is what the 90’s was really like.
ANS was my girl back then, so freakin’ hot.
Is that Gilbert Godfrey in-between Barr and Bruce?
I'd say that's a pretty good guess
Wayne Newton
I’m seeing a very tan Judge Reinhold.
RIP Anna Nicole
Is this from the one in Disney Springs / Downtown Disney as it was back then. Know quite a few celebrities attended the grand opening
Is Roseanne wearing a welding jacket?
Career dead, brain dead, actually dead.
I can hear Roseanne’s shrieking voice in my head. You have a nose, sing through it
That was when ANS was at her peak...so chubby and sexy.
This makes me both happy and sad.
1995 seems like a million years ago but also wasn’t that like yesterday?
Believe it or not Roseanne had a career before pronoun jokes.
Fucking cocaine, brother!
They're all dead, in a way.
People are downvoting you but, yeah. Bruce and Rosanne are pretty much gone, ANS is actually dead. I think Wayne Newton is just really fucking old, though.
One Dead, the other with Dementia, and the last Cuuuuukooooooo.
Who can forget that soulful classic…
Seagrams…
Golden wine cooler!!
Seagrams…
Golden wine cooler!!
I know I can’t heh…
Heh heh.
Ugh.
It’s wet and it’s dry!
My my my my!
What a motley crew, disparate ensemble 😂😂😂
Rosanne was super bad ass punk before she went crazy
Tp think Rosanne came out ahead in that race, but that ain't no win
Damn, Anna Nicole Smith was a babe!
Sadly and ironically; Anna Nicole Smith is the physically and mentally healthiest of the 3 today.
Insane, chronically ill, and dead…so sad dude
"Marry, Fuck, Kill" has been replaced with "Has Been, Star, Dead"
Nothing in this picture is cool
Barr is the only one who can still stand and talk out of the three. Who woulda bet that back then?
It’s amazing how they’re all gone to shit.
Only one person in this pic is cool.
Fuck Roseann Barr, I will literally never understand how she became famous, she was never funny and her voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard
Idk, I Really like the show Roseanne but then again John goodman or Dan Connor was an Awesome.Dad & more realistic to my youth so he carried the show for me. Working onn cars, having a beer with his buddies but getting on the kids asses when he needed to.
John Goodman is a chad
Back in the day when he still had to make his bones on TV, he wasn't as big as he is now. He was a good actor, Barton Fink, Raising Arizona, big Lebowski. But to each there own
She had an HBO special or two before her TV show. I was a kid but my family thought she was pretty funny. She's a wingnut now but at the time she mostly just bitched about her kids.
I see nothing but good things for this bunch.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug
Two people I like with Rosanne.
Super cool redditor take, bro. 🙄
Kill, marry, fuck.
Does any body else remember the movie Anna nicole smith did that was basically die hard except she fucked all the bad guys?
Skyscraper?
Yes Skyscraper.
There’s a lot of talent on that stage.
Also Anna Nicole Smith.
Did Bruce just get done purchasing a gun and killing Jack Black?
Edit: Apparently people here never saw the movie Jackal with Bruce Willis and Jack Black. Bruce's character had similar glasses. Spoiler alert: he buys a gun from Jack Black, who is a gunsmith, and kills him.
Anna's been dead since 2007 but thanks for playing!
That brief six month period when a bunch of Hollywood stars thought they'd make millions in the restaurant business.
Spoiler: they did not.