I saw him staring at tsunade's chest lol
And at Yugito's Edo Tensei
Staring ≠ getting laid, we’ve actively seen jiraiya get laid
We didn't. Itachi genjutsu'd a random woman and he actually recognized she was under genjutsu. So either jiraiya straight up took it or he realized in time and still didn't get any. So we have not seen him get laid and we don't have walking proof or anything so gg
Before he died he went to a club and was with a lady dressed in a cow outfit, we’ve also seen him sitting with several women (about five) all likely prostitutes but he still got laid, and I doubt bee ever left the village
A lady in a cow outfit??
I just looked her up, her name was tezuna
I just googled her too. The reason I don't know her is because she's an anime only filler character but I'm not going to be that guy that argues anime vs manga.
Oh I see, I watched the anime so yea he gets laid in the anime and blue balls in the manga ig
I'm not sure you can say that just because it's the last hentai you personally watched...
/s
I’m a simple woman. Let me watch hentai in peace.
That’s not a rare sight
Ong they're so big it's harder not to look at them. They just invade your periphery.
Yeah but everyone does that.
Everyone did
She's a hokage, yall acting like having people staring at her chest was rare or some shit
Question is who gets Kai’s more.
Girls watched him bury Sasuke w a clothesline and hand him his first L in his plot armour arc. they wished it was them getting clotheslined mg
Jiraiya, but there's cash involved.
Also, he's figured out the prostitutes know everything that's going on because pillow talk.
Also, he's figured out the prostitutes know everything that's going on because pillow talk.
He calls it research and he ain't lying but damn if he's not stretching the definition
There was a source so close to the Kremlin in Obama's era that the US government knew Putin's racist remarks... and was probably a girlfriend of one of the oligarchs.
Tax write offs, he's a smart man.
He’s like Peter baelish but good.
Without cash jiraiya aint sneaking back into any more hot springs let's be real
He's a cheapskate, and we saw he was happy to spend Naruto's money on....
When your penis is an international man of mystery
Jiraiya buying it with Naruto's froggy money.
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Even if he wasn’t pulling from his rap he is also part octopus. No way he ain’t pulling
No matter how bad the rhymes might hurt your soul, I can fill up every hole
🔥
Not Jiraiya-sensei pimping out Naruto-kun for kunoichi coochie 😭😭
Aggred.
Well, research needs money!
Oh Jiraiya is def paying for it. He from a different time fr.
Killer bee just wanna rap, jiraiya is the real playboy
The research doesn't come easy way!
It's for science bruh
Killer Bee is a celebrity
Jiraiya isn't? He wrote the legendary Icha Icha series, yknow
Women were showing reading his books?
Well from the Miral light novel we know that jiraiyas Book series was popular enough to get its own censored movie
Tsunade definitely read them all.
They both undoubtedly get bitches, but we’ve actually SEEN Jiraiya rizzing up women before. Not to mention Jiraiya is way older, and was still getting it in his old age, so he’s got more experience.
Damn straight!
Wasn't he taking a drunk girl to the hotel in part 1 right before Itachi and Kisame showed up? 😂 gave vibes like he buys them drinks then drags them to hotels to take advantage of them.
As I recall, she was placed under genjutsu by Itachi to act as a distraction for Jiraiya while they went to snatch up Naruto. Jiraiya even says this when he shows up to protect Naruto and admonishes Itachi for using such tactics on a defenseless woman.
B doesn't really seem to care about any of that stuff, he just seems interested in his rap
Bee does love the 106cm as much as Pervy sage though
Killer bee gets women with his charm
Jiraiya pays for prostitutes... They are not the same.
There’s no way some women heard those lame ass bars and just lost their panties lol. I love the dude, but his rap career ain’t about to win over any women.
is not because of his rap, the dude is charming, he is also a powerful and young shinobi, he surely gets the kumo ladies
He was in his mid-30s when he was introduced, dude is probably somebody’s grandfather by now lol. He’s powerful as all hell, but he’s someone that kid Naruto would call a geezer nowadays.
30 is young, lmao at 30 you get all the 20's baddies
In part 2 the man was 36. Man’s prolly too busy focused on his rap game to give the hoes any attention anyway.
Don't forget while I always did research for my books, I was well known for Espionage for Oil (for Konoha).
Jiraiya it's funny too. His personality is cool.
Both die virgins
Jirayia but he spends money on it
Neither honestly there both too goofy and have no game what so ever
Sokka-Haiku by ChicagoAssassin:
Neither honestly
There both too goofy and have
No game whatsoever
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
That’s one too many syllables there bub.
They're both like 6'3" they don't need game
Jiraiya by a landslide, the dude wrote a bestselling series using his knowledge of seduction.
The dirtiest raunchiest women I know who author their own smut just like Jiraiya does are virgins.
That doesn't mean much. There are people who can write and don't necessarily need to practice. And just like musicians and actors.
Jiraya for sure cause Killer bee is too busy rapping. He’s married to his art 😂.
Bee doesn't strike me as the type to get bitches. He's like Guy but instead of hard work and youth, his obsession is rapping. He don't got time for no hoe.
Jiraiya, on the other hand, was swimming in them.
Ain’t gon lie Killer Bee because he ain’t no Pervert like Pervy sage.Also Lady Tsunade would be amazed if she sees a cool black dude like Bee😂.
Based on his reaction with Naruto's seduction with Sexy Jitsu, Bee probably doesn't fuck that much, if at all.
Jiraya hands down!
B
kira b is him
Killer bee seems like he hangs out alone, he may have that unspoken factor, but he knows what he has to do, keep people safe.
Killer bee is literally a superstar in the cloud village
The way thats been laying down for years.
I once saw a hentai manga of Naruto getting drunk and knocked out while hinata and raikage doing it ! I could never come back from it 😭
Killer Bee bc he's not a creep 😔
Killer B. Jiraiya scares the hoes
How do you think Jiraiya gets his information? Not saying sleeping around is a crucial part of his job, I'm just saying it's A part of his job.
Bro, trust. Bee is, 9/10, a virgin. By. Choice.
Gaara
Killer Bee
Killer bee. Easy.
Tough call. They are both player!
Jiraiya
If prostitutes count, Jiraiya
In his home town Bee. But away Jiraiya
Jman I think, he has that master quality, be has a desperate student energy to him
Jiraya mainly cause i dont see bee making as much attempts to get laid and in top of that Jiraya’s title would help him
Killer bee he’s got a bbc
Beyond tentacle AND Lightning Release.... I leave it to the imagination
Jiraiya because his whole spying-thing relies on hooking up with ladies of the night to get gossip, whereas Bee is usually in hiding writing music
i feel like jiraiya could sweet talk someone despite him being pervy. but yes jiraiya because of money
Bee is 100% the type of dude who's saving himself for marriage and at most would give his date a kiss on the cheek.
it will be? I can't imagine him and A doing that.
Killer bee doesn’t seem to care as much lol 😂 but I am sure he could pull them in but Jeriah is willing to pay for broads so I put my money on him
They're both virgins
Probably jiraya he was hunting girls lol
Sasuke gets the most bitches with good genetics, tho he is so good he might be secretly gay
nahh, he must have a lot falling on him. But he doesn't get any. I think he could have at least 2 wives. Simply to benefit the clan.
No contest
jiraiya def.killer bee couldnt leave his temple for like 10 yrs without ay whooping his ahh
but he is a celebrity.
we saw it on screen, Jiraya is a famous writer and do get bitches on screen
B is a bad rapper in naruto world and in real world no amount of nepotism would give that guy some bitches
Bro, I think he's a celebrity in his village. He even does concerts.
fair enough, i might be wrong, but still, onscreen jiraya have way more bitches
Both would get paid enough
Killer bee kinda gives Asexual vibes to me, like too cool to be worrying about it, also we never see him or its implied that’s interest in any romantic interaction, (i didn’t watch the filler caps so i may be missing something )And Jiraiya is getting pitty or paid sex the most time. So he wins at least in the canon naruto.
Damn. This is a good question.
Jiraiya for sure. He’s always doing research.
I certainly would choose the porcupine every time but I suppose that wasn’t the question 🫣👀
Def Jeriah Sensei lol
I know I spelt it wrong btw it’s been a minute since I’ve spelt his name😭😭
100% Jiraiya he gets Hella bitches
Definitely not Bee
His rap is singlehandedly pussy repellent
Lol. Homie said we’re clockin dick miles today.
Ima go with Jiraiya but only because he’s a spender, but in his prime JIRAIYA by a mile
It has to be Jiraiya just off virtue of the fact that he goes out looking for it. The man has dedicated himself to writing books in doing research on the opposite sex for that purpose. Now even though my man is gone, his books live on.
Jiraiya is seen with many chicks I’ve never even seen Bee with a chick before plus you know Jiraiya smashed one of the hottest chicks in Naruto with Tig ol bitties Tsundane sooo 🤷♂️ obvi it’s Jiraiya
“Just finished beating up a wussy, now it’s time to get beat up Mabui’s…”
I think it's pretty obvious. You do realize Jiraiya is one of the wealthiest, if not THE wealthiest ninja in the whole verse right? And he spends every free night he has in chick bars.
half a lie. Kakuzu, Princess Tsunade, and there must be more people too. But he has money.
Their bed.
Jiraiya definitely got a dozen bastards running around the elemental nations lol
I've seen him on the hub with tsunade
definitely jiraiya
Killerbees gets it while Jiraiya pays for it. Since Killerbee doesn't seem to care I'd trust Jiraiya perverted nature and immoral use of an orphans money to get all the women he wants.
Bee a virgin
Jiraiya the type of guy to shoot his shot at 100 women every day, and only actually pulls one.
Jiraiya probably gets laid more, but also gets rejected way more.
Also he’s probably willing to pay for hooker if all 100 women reject him.
Probably Killer B, only because Jiraiya scares most of the women away being a "pervy sage" and all.
He def clapped Tsunade off-screen tho
You need to read my Icha icha series chibichan! My boy Kakashi can lend you.
Neither, both are turbo virgins. Naruto characters are funny because most female characters would be DTF but most of the males wouldn't, unless they marry first.
Can you honestly picture Sai, Neji, Sasuke, Gaara, and all the other characters who actually pull in chicks just going around having sex with women they're not either in a relationship, or want to be in a relationship with? I can't.
it will be? I can't imagine him and A being like that.
Bee because of BBC and tentacles.
LMFAO. Bro got the two
See this guy gets it.
Definitely killer bee,jiraiya probably had std’s
Killer B got the third leg going for him
He has 8 of em
Beee definitely gets it more than jiraiya. That’s why jiraiyas so horned up all the time he’s not getting any. I feel like that was obvious. He gets that Johnny bravo treat me where he repels woman with his personality I mean even his childhood crush only considered giving him action after he died. Bee doesn’t have work at it to get woman. He just does. Any dude who can go from being jumped. Pausing the fight to write verses is getting ass. Just saying.
Is this really even a question ?? Bee is annoying asf. Can’t see him pulling much pussy.
Pervy sage on the other hand… dudes smooth asf lol 😂
I want to say Bee, but we have a bit of canonical evidence that a younger Jiraiya was a casanova.
B has a kid in boruto
the raikage that fucks hinata all the time
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Ok but when y’all ever see bee wit a girl