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Thoughts, wishes, and prayers to our brothers down south during these awful storms. Special thanks to patriot /u/dorkmax for helping us with the sidebar update :) 

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A parody subreddit (except when it's not) to celebrate freedom. If you don't like that then get the fuck off out of my country.


#RULES

**1)** No doxxing.  

**2)** No direct linking to other reddit posts. NOTE: This includes .np links. If you wish to reference an existing reddit post or comment, post a screenshot with all usernames blurred or blocked out.

**3)** No calls to brigade other subreddits. 

**4)** No racism or bigotry allowed. Violators will be banned on sight.

**5)** No spam or posts to advertise a product. No selling anything. Please do not spam your youtube, etsy, deviantart, etc. Absolutely no t-shirt posts 

**6)** No political posts or comments at all. 

**7)** No comments or posts which denigrate a political official or political figure. Lighthearted mockery is welcome. Open hostility is not. 

**8)** Don’t be an asshole. Name-calling, political slap fights, or being a dick will get you banned. Love America or GET OUT 

**9)** Absolutely no anime memes. 
 

#**ARTICLES**

**Article 1**:  Love 'MURICA

**Article 2**:  No [Lulus](/r/Straya)!

**Article 3**:  All [Canucks](/r/Canadia) are honorary Muricans!

**Article 4**:  There is NO... Article 4.

**Article 5**: No [damn Commies](/r/pyongyang)!

**Article 6**: No [Redcoats](/r/inglin)

**Article 7**:  Let freedom riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

**Article 8**: Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.  
  *Example:*

 ~~I ain't no Commie.~~

I ain't no *damn* Commie.

**Article 9**: Bigots will be banned on sight


**Article 10**: No linking to reddit. Even np. links will be removed.

**Apollo 11**: No [Krauts!](/r/SCHLAND)

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**Message from the Presidents (past, present, and future): Yes, you have "PATRIOT!" flair. Anyone you upvote also gets "PATRIOT!" flair. You're all patriots. Enjoy your freedom!**

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Friends of the Sub:  

* /r/EnoughCommieSpam 

* /r/GreenDawn

* /r/USA
  
* /r/AmericanProblems

* /r/MuricaNSFW

* /r/LONESTAR

* /r/intrusivethoughts (for sharing your sudden MURICAN urges!)
 
* /r/JFK

* /r/burgers

* r/kitten

* r/PanAmerica

* [WHY TO LOVE AMERICA](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/2i8nzn/americans_theres_just_something_i_have_to_tell/cl00iwe) by /u/internetcowboy

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Thoughts, wishes, and prayers to our brothers down south during these awful storms. Special thanks to patriot <a href="/u/dorkmax">/u/dorkmax</a> for helping us with the sidebar update :) 

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A parody subreddit (except when it&#39;s not) to celebrate freedom. If you don&#39;t like that then get the fuck off out of my country.

<h1>RULES</h1>

1) No doxxing. 

2) No direct linking to other reddit posts. NOTE: This includes .np links. If you wish to reference an existing reddit post or comment, post a screenshot with all usernames blurred or blocked out.

3) No calls to brigade other subreddits. 

4) No racism or bigotry allowed. Violators will be banned on sight.

5) No spam or posts to advertise a product. No selling anything. Please do not spam your youtube, etsy, deviantart, etc. Absolutely no t-shirt posts 

6) No political posts or comments at all. 

7) No comments or posts which denigrate a political official or political figure. Lighthearted mockery is welcome. Open hostility is not. 

8) Don’t be an asshole. Name-calling, political slap fights, or being a dick will get you banned. Love America or GET OUT 

9) Absolutely no anime memes. 

<h1>ARTICLES</h1>

Article 1: Love &#39;MURICA

Article 2: No <a href="/r/Straya">Lulus</a>!

Article 3: All <a href="/r/Canadia">Canucks</a> are honorary Muricans!

Article 4: There is NO... Article 4.

Article 5: No <a href="/r/pyongyang">damn Commies</a>!

Article 6: No <a href="/r/inglin">Redcoats</a>

Article 7: Let freedom riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

Article 8: Whenever you utter the word &quot;commie,&quot; you must insert a &quot;damn&quot; before. 
 Example:

<del>I ain&#39;t no Commie.</del>

I ain&#39;t no damn Commie.

Article 9: Bigots will be banned on sight

Article 10: No linking to reddit. Even np. links will be removed.

Apollo 11: No <a href="/r/SCHLAND">Krauts!</a>

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Message from the Presidents (past, present, and future): Yes, you have &quot;PATRIOT!&quot; flair. Anyone you upvote also gets &quot;PATRIOT!&quot; flair. You&#39;re all patriots. Enjoy your freedom!

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Friends of the Sub: 

<ul>
<li><a href="/r/EnoughCommieSpam">/r/EnoughCommieSpam</a> </li>
<li><a href="/r/GreenDawn">/r/GreenDawn</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/USA">/r/USA</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/AmericanProblems">/r/AmericanProblems</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/MuricaNSFW">/r/MuricaNSFW</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/LONESTAR">/r/LONESTAR</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/intrusivethoughts">/r/intrusivethoughts</a> (for sharing your sudden MURICAN urges!)</li>
<li><a href="/r/JFK">/r/JFK</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/burgers">/r/burgers</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/kitten">r/kitten</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/PanAmerica">r/PanAmerica</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/2i8nzn/americans_theres_just_something_i_have_to_tell/cl00iwe">WHY TO LOVE AMERICA</a> by <a href="/u/internetcowboy">/u/internetcowboy</a></li>
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Thanks to TCollier31 for designing the snoo

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'MURICA! FUCK YEAH!