![Hey guys, my tenant is a single mother, and I’ve been trying to get her to sleep with me in exchange for knocking 5% off my tip, she’d only have to tip 75% and she keeps saying, no, or that she’s a lesbian. Is there something wrong with me?](https://preview.redd.it/xifp1tha2a4b1.jpg?auto=webp&s=14191a86b86aa73e4261e2fe669425ebd2f8b089)
What am I doing wrong ?
What am I doing wrong ?
Rentoids don't deserve you. Find a nice landstacy.
Also why would he want a filthy half landbaby when he can have a pure blooded landbaby?
I personally breed them for free labor in my completely legal and up to code nonsweatshops
Approved, I am confident this rentoids doesn't half titties half as big as OP, finding a LandStacy is the only way for elites like us
The only time a rentoid gives me a boner is when they cry during an eviction
"you have ruined my kid's Christmas"😍
“i have no where to go my kids will starve” 😂😍😩
Yeah, talk dirty to me like that
Yessss🍆💦💦💦
King it’s not you it’s her. You’re a big beautiful land king 👑 and she needs to know that. If she refuses again just evict her and find a rentoid who will suck your land titties and bare your future land kings. God speed and stay thiccque.
This is questionable advice to suggest cross breeding and having land bastards
Rentoid is a state of mind not genetics
Id disagree rentoids are simply genetically poor. Even if not then one stil shouldn’t expose their little land princes to retoid trash, its a bad influence.
Landchads are genetically superior. The only reason rentoids exist is to increase our standard of living.
Yeah and humans come from monkeys 🤦♀️
I know, it's ridiculous to think a rentoid is in any way similar to a landchad, rentoids are practically monkeys, God made them as a testing ground for the higher spiecies - landchads
Honestly, you look a little skinny. Bump up the mandatory tip to 250% and bulk up
Why would you want to sleep with a rentoid? That's disgusting!
Pretty sure that considered bestiality!
A landgod can do whatever they want with their renthogs
Sleep with a rentoid?? 🤢🤢🤢. King for the love of all that is holy go find a sexy Landstacy, don’t stoop to beastiality.
Looking a bit skinny king. Not your fault though, tell her to buy more things for you to take from her fridge
It’s her king but……. King you look malnourished I mean you just look like your starving yourself you need to eat king
Often times PoL are too busy evicting single mothers to find time to raid their renthog’s fridges
A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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Good bot, heel.
Never offer sex to a rentoid. Beastiality is illegal
Nah it’s definitely her. You look beautiful, and you should raise her rent until she realises that. Keep going strong king, we need you out there.
yk beastiality is illegal in most states u can do better king 👑
YES, you shoudn't be paid extra to sleep with a rentoid, let alone lose money to sleep with one. sex is temporary, landchad grind is eternal. also, 75% is too low for single mothers, single mothers needs to pay 95%+.
A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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Nice tits king, she should tip you for sex
it could be that you’re deathly skinny, I reckon you eat something king!
A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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she is racist to people of land. tell her name so I dont rent a room to her. CANCELED
Stay strong LandKing! She probably knows her place as a filthy rentoid and want to pay more in tips. Raise her tip to at least 100% and I guarantee she will sleep with you. I just hope that no rentoided cooties rub off on you.
Never understood how they can afford to have three kids but can’t afford a tip??? Especially when you’re being so generous king. I would not offer sympathy to a deadbeat rentoid. All they do is try to take advantage of us. Keep your chins up brother.
Ew sleeping with a rentoid is beastiality
Yes. What's wrong is your standards. Aim higher, and don’t fall for coomer rentoid propaganda. Repent and raise her rent 200%. Also add a gratuity fee for her negligence.
KING 👑
Well, you’ve got the tits for her
Stand over her as she sleeps and double rent
I think she might be jealous of your massive landboobs king.
Yes, there is something wrong with you.
Don't engage in beastiality, sleeping with rentoids is 🤢
Just have sex with her anyway king. If you own the house and land then by default everything in it is your property and it sounds to me like she’s in your house.
So true, the voice of reason as usual
maybe she wants to tip you 80%, or is planning to tip more
She's just playing hard to get. persistence is key with those kind of chicks.
Relentless fat landlord jokes eh? Where are the fit, successful, business minded, female landlords at? I know there's a few of us out there. Clam slamming rentoids into submission. The landlord from the film 'Kingpin' inspired me to get into the business.
Recent studies show that in order to maintain a healthy lifestyle a landlord must consume at least 15,000 calories a day. A proper bicep workout routine should include a minimum of 15 repetitions of hanging eviction notes in rapid succession.
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King you do realize thats basically zoophilia
I have some concerns about breeding with rentoids. I mean i am not kink shaming, you do you king, but beware of rentoids.
Oh I would never breed with them, and if I did I’d evict her the moment the child was born
If Drake can be a lesbian, so can you
If she’s a lesbian then there’s no way she’d be able to resist your voluptuous chest she’s probably afraid she’ll fall in love.
Don't worry, King. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and with a great rack like yours, you'll find one in no time.
She's just jealous you have a better set of tits than her
She just jealous of your cleavage
King, I suspect it might be because you look malnourished. Have you considered helping yourself to your rentoids’ refrigerators?
King stop engaging in this degenerate behavior. Remember that sleeping with rentoids is bestiality (maybe even worse than that)
Obviously she can’t fathom the sight of such a stoic & masculine Landchad, you deserve a nice Land Stacy and not a commoner Rentoid king 👑
Ur a beauty lad there must be something very wrong with her maybe raise rent til she sees straight
Nice try rentoid. Evicted!
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Maybe she's grossed out that you'd consider beastiality.
That’s fair, I didn’t consider that
Looking good King
Fat gollum
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This has to be ironic right?
If by ironic you mean absolutely dead ass serious, then yeah it’s ironic
No, we're not joking.
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Well then there is something wrong with you. If a lady tells you she doesn’t want to sleep with you for any reason you don’t keep trying to sleep with her. You sound like a douchebag to me
Lady?!? She’s hardly even human, let alone a “lady”
Rentoid swine have poisoned your mind, with their fantasies of “equality”
Rentoids are centuries behind on the evolutionary scale and will probably never catch up
Fuck equality then tubby. Maybe fatsos like you don’t deserve the same rights as the rest of us?
I think you’re just upset you spend all your money on heroin and funk pops instead of buying properties and evicting single mothers. Skill issue
A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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I’m not a druggie but I’m allowed to think you are a piece of shit. I think you should start working out and fixing your body before you slowly begin to die.
Lol
No, we're not joking.
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Cause ya ugly af
Insubordinate. 200% rent increase. If you don’t stock your fridge with the brand of ice cream sandwiches I like, then it’s a 450% increase.
Hell no keep up the work king 👑 eventually she’ll say yes
At least three things:
trying to sleep with a rentoid
offering to knock 5% off your tip
taking a mere 80% tip
Lesbian with kids? Yeah right. Evict that slut for lying to you king
Come join our New LandChad Friendlily discord server here: https://discord.gg/YeAV32s5Gd. Remember no ren*oids
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