My rentoid caught me during my latest fridge raid and posted it on twitter. What should I do Kings?
Look at that delicious back, so strong and sturdy from holding up society 😍
it's very sexy, i fully agree
So instead of calling the cops, she opted for the Twitter police? EVICTED!
Let’s not be hasty, a 400% rent increase and a 1200% tip increase may be enough to consider cancelling the eviction
Nah, at the very least a 1500% tip is called for here. The gall to get angry at a Landchad for eating food that he rightfully owns. Smh.
Agreed. Anyhow, something must be done. Hopefully this can be a learning lessons, but I wouldn’t bet on it.
I feel like a 1300% tip would be enough; Considering the beautiful tan on this kings broad and strong neck, he may be one of the lucky southern landchads, where as everyone knows, there is a great abundance of the most important food group for any healthy boys diet (grease)
Great form for fridge raiding. Not many consider that to properly raid a fridge takes time and attention. Opting for a having a seat is a 200 IQ move.
Plus it burns fewer calories!
Don’t listen to the hate king. They’re all jealous of all your hard work
Aye aye Captain 🫡
Sounds like you handled it just fine, king.
Blatant Landphobia, especially considering landlords basically let tenants steal off them constantly (every funko pop bought is money stolen from land chads)
Yeah them funko pissers are very unhealthy for us landchads
Oh my, I never thought of parking a chair in front of the fridge! Gotta step up my game...
I've got a better idea, get a mechanic to strap some wheels to a sofa and give it a motor and some batteries. Then, fancy the sofa up into a comfortable throne.
That way, you can assert dominance to the rentoids when going around the place, and speed up the process of fridge binging. You'd also burn less calories as well, and it would provide a lot of comfort!
It's a win win win situation!
Looking at your figure, it’s clear your rentoid is trying to starve you, really hope you can push through this difficult time king 👑
Raise her rent. It’ll incentivize her to not become a single mother and ruin her life. You’d be doing her a service king 👑. Also you’re looking a little malnourished
A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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Baby numbers. You should be ashamed bot
Focus your fridge raids on other rentoids. Once you’re caught red handed and the rentoid realizes they can’t touch you through legal means, they might resort to leaving food in their fridge that has rat poison mixed in so you eat it and die. And replace them as soon as possible to prevent them from telling the rest of your rentoids.
PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post.
I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
A whole pigeon family!? Eggs included I hope.
can she not see that you’re literally starving to death???
That physique has got me actin up
Recent studies show that in order to maintain a healthy lifestyle a landlord must consume at least 15,000 calories a day. A proper bicep workout routine should include a minimum of 15 repetitions of hanging eviction notes in rapid succession.
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same fr
Start looking up castle and stand your ground laws.
Sue
that rentoid is a liability to your mental and financial health, 500% increase in rent, also looking fabulous king. 👑👑
Make her subscribe to your onlyfans because no one should be seeing that beautiful body for free + a olny fans tip from 209% wihel letting her go on a rent hike (you shouldn't be forced to hike fod it so let her do it) tentupelingthe rent should make her realise her geave errros
you look malnourished
Disgusting, blatant landphobia.
1000% rent increase, 1500% tip increase, and get her to pay for your therapy.
You’re clearly starving, I’m sorry you’re going through this.
Very nice king! Glad to see you're clothed this time 😊
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Evict them. There's enough homeless people.
How can she offer proper tribute from a fridge that small?
I stay bloated for my landchads pleasure
just make her pay the mandatory 100% tip king 👑
RENTOIDS PATROLLED. Good work king.
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Charge her however much the food you took was worth. It’s only fair.
Increase rent that'll show 'em
Eat her for the extra protein content.
the cut is gonna be insane
Skin and bones
Landfacing? While he could definitely use a little more weight, he is in no way skin and bones. You’re looking great king! Don’t listen to these careless insults
Sir you won best actor, you can stop now.
please tell me this is a real post
This sub is not satire King
No, we're not joking.
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i believe the above image is fabricated
aight link me to the post i wanna see it
please i think the comments would be funny, the rentoids have penis brain
King, you may want to get your cholesterol levels checked
Youre right! I think my levels might be too low.
As a non-medical professional, the test results may seem confusing at first. What you need to watch for is the LDL levels, or Landlord Density Lipoproteins. This measure is a good indicator of the health of your real estate portfolio.
I see... so basically, the more LDL, the better. Ill be sure to eat an extra big bowl of crisco tonight.
I'll take Things that did not happen for $1000.
This is so fucking disgusting. You are all gross people
Whats fucking disgusting is your blatant landphobia.
Shut up rentoid you are too poor to have beautiful body like him
Shut up you landphobic rentoid, go back to jerking off to your funko pops
Disgusting. Egregious landphobia in 2023. I thought society would be better by now
If I ever saw a beachball Infront f my kitchen counter id kick it away to make coffee
Absolutely raise the rent. 80% raise.
Don't forget to add on the mandatory tip.
What… what is going on here?
I heard this guy's ass has it's own congressman.
Oh captain, my captain!
One of us
Nice try rentoid. Evicted!
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Tazer him.
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King, that is one sexy body. Keep up the hard work, and you’ll continue to see the gains 🙏