As we all know, Heisei Riders openly celebrated the beauty of gay sex. W, OOO, even Decade. This take is, at best, tepid. I want something spicier.

I'd like to hear your most outlandish interpretation of your favourite Rider. Is Den-O an incel? Is 01 about artificial waifus being sexually assaulted and wanting to kill us all just to stop it? Is Garren an anti-vaxxer? Would Hibiki have let Asumu drink bleach if the kid decided it was the place where his heart shook?

Give me your most uncharitable interpretations, I want to have a good laugh