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I just use the handrails for chest dips. Then I don't even have to use the annoying feet part.
This guy stairmasters
Me as a strongman “Why don’t they want to pick up and walk with heavy rocks? Is fun.”
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You got him! Better joke better bloke
Just do a few tours with the Húsafell stone for a light cardio session smh.
Dont hate myself enough to do that sorry
The new cardio is walking to bench press.
One must imagine Sisyphus using the step master to get his reps in
One must imagine sysiphus jacked.
Something like a farmers carry, but on stairs. A solid workout, but would hurt like hell lol
how do you go about starting and stopping? with both hands busy and all
That’s the best part, you don’t stop. You keep on going for eternity.
...Good question 🤔...
Maybe just kind of flop forwards and let the stair master slowly you deposit you onto the floor like a bag of potatoes?
that's just my normal workout
One must imagine Sisyphus stuck on the stair master with two dumbbells in his hands
Duct tape the weights to your hands and have a friend stand behind you yelling 'stop being a lady boy and move!'
I legit saw someone do this at my gym yesterday, and thought he was Sisyphus
But was he happy?
One must imagine he is happy
LMAO that’s awesome
That's just basic training for geologists. Gotta bring cool rocks home, even the heavy ones
use an incline treadmill for maximum realism
Max incline treadmill with an actual boulder… go until failure.
Yooo I gotta try this
Physical 100 on Netflix
I usually just hold a kettle bell on one side, and switch every 5 minutes
Unironically not a bad idea
I recently went through the tru sysiphus simulator: I went on a bike tour with my friends. We were supposed to drive up a small mountain, which was no problem for my friends with mountain bikes.
But the gradient of the slope was so steep that I had no chance with my normal bike. I had to push my bike up there for half an hour. Modern sysiphus unlocked
I got one of those bad boys built in
Tihi
Just skip cardio 🦍🦍🔱
Holy gym!
Call the gym owner!
I can do it.. I ain’t no sissy
if I do that I can't lean on the rails like a lazy pos