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No I told you to secure that monitor! Nevermind it's a security monitor now that it's installed. Actually you're fired, monitor now gets your job, he's more motivated than you
I used to have one walk past my classroom after school ended for the day, he'd chill near the music room until all the kids left then go hang out near the office. For some reason, after I stopped seeing him there were more cats around.
"Now that I'm on the top shelf I'm gonna freeze, they'll never see me. Human eyesight depends on movement, right? Now I can just blend in to my surroundings....." 😜
FWIW, Komodo dragons are monitors. But there are also smaller (speaking relatively, that thing is still fucking huge) monitor lizards that aren't Komodo dragons and will probably not kill you. PROBABLY.
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