Maybe my favorite Marty quote, what's yours?

Alllright, I’ll bring a snake 🐍

Why'd ya do it son?

“You always want your kids to have more than you had.”

It’s more his reading than the actual line itself, but I always crack up at that one.

“I bet my hot and foamy exploded!”

Boy, you and Niles. It's been the same since you were kids. If one of you has something, the other one always has to have it, too. I had to buy two Balinese lutes, two découpage kits, two pairs of lederhosen. When you finally moved out of the house, that was one embarrassing garage sale.

"Can't talk now Duke, I'm in the twilight zone!"

“Poppity pop pop pop!!”

Not every day you get to hear your son on the radio

So many options…

“I think it’s the swans I miss most…”

“Dad do you know what our IQs are?” “No, but I got a pretty good idea at that auction tonight.”

“Dad we already had pretentious.” “Underline it.”

Even his last line in the series “Thank you Frasier.” The way Mahoney squeezes so much emotion into that phrase….man he was good.

Somebody bring that monte cristo in here!!!!

I still remember the first time I drive a Moon crane - damn near drove it in to the Sea of Tranquility!

When Niles had his flour baby:

Niles: "I'm role-playing Dad."

Marty: "How about you role play a sane person."

“It’s eclectic!”

If you don’t like it you can set it on fire and throw it off the balcony

"No, they're inner city kids trying to work their way out of the ghetto with nothing but a foil and a dream."

Well, what's a frigate?

It's when you just don't give a damn.

When he’s making hot toddies at the ski lodge: “It’s cold. You need some fat in your booze” is a good one.

But nothing will ever compare to “fridge pants,” “dog army,” and “taste that and tell me it’s not better than a woman!”

Damn dryer shrunk another pair.

🎶oh night diVIIiIiIin!!!🎶

‘’The most dangerous part of a gecko is its mind.”

Im a regular joe and i like my joe regular

“You two, with me, at Duke’s, a beer, if you want, jeez!”

“Let's see. One of my sons just got picked up by a guy. My other son is jealous. Yep, life is good.” His delivery gets me every time.

As in gee what a lovely burden?

That was an accident. THIS IS MALICIOUS!

Don't tell me there's no cocoa. 

Niles looking at Daphne and his Son: They’re beautiful aren’t they?

Martin: And they’ll stay that way as long as she’s breast feeding!

In 'Good Grief ' when Frasier says " I'm a beloved Seattle institution " Martin "He'll be in a Seattle institution after a couple more days like this " Paraphrasing

The foghorn noise he makes on the “celebrity” cruise. Gets me every fucking time.

Run for your life!

You couldn’t stand her either, huh?

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Also: “We used to think there had been some mix-up at the hospital, but then Niles came along and shot that theory all to hell.”

My favorite Marty quote is..

"AH, HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

"That's DUKE'S shade! He'd scratch my eyes out!"

YOU SAID THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS!

The IQ episode.

“Dad, do you know what our IQs are?”

“No but I got a pretty good idea at that auction tonight”

“In my day we didn’t discuss sex! We kept it between you and the person you’re doing it to”

I remember when I first heard that many (Daphne) moons ago and I nearly choked on my pretzel from laughing.

"Not that four legged Maris.”

"OH MY GOD!" when Frasier missed the turnoff. Mahoney's delivery was always spot on.

But if you don’t, it’ll look stupid!

"EXTRA VIRGIN? HOW DOES THAT WORK? 😏😏"

Probably Japan!

Thin. Make that... VERY thin.

 

Caucasian. VERY Caucasian.

"I"d do anything to fix this for you."

Right after Daphne gets engaged to Donnie.The emotion he packs into that line breaks me everytime. A father wanting to protect his son. Followed next by:

"Well, you can't take back what you said. You did the right thing. And that's something I can always count on from you.

“Go ahead, run away! I guess some of us can face a tough situation head on, while others just need an escape!” {gesturing toward Frasier with his beer}

You didn't tell me you had steak here!

And the zombies, as soon as he sees them he’s gonna know it’s a prank, because he pranked you. AND THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS ZOMBIES!

"And what do you think about the new Fanciman Exhibit?"

Marty: "Hmm......Crap! ..And you have to believe me because I'm a fancy artist!"

Can't remember the exact phrasing but this scene echoes in my mind a lot

My favorite Marty line is when, after listening to Niles be schmoopy on the phone with Maris: “I’m gonna go walk into the ocean” 

“Hello! Welcome to potatoes!”

Fraiser, pissed off he's stuck with a forged painting wants to call the police

Marty, 555-3900 Ask for the fine arts forgery department.

Fraiser, Dad they're laughing at me

Is it that you CAN'T learn, or you WON'T learn?

Makes you wonder what goes on on that squash court.

Just some bozo with a credenza that wouldn't know a Biedermeier from an Oscar Mayer.

Martin:And he knows they're trying to scare him, and they know that he knows they're trying to scare him, he knows that they know that he knows—

It’s just devine!

What do you think this means, DOG army?

It's ya! I love ya!

When Marty's trying to build back Frasier's confidence, he tells him about how frightened he was after a buddy of his got shot & died. So, he'd always be paranoid, staying in his car whenever possible, not taking the risks he might have to as an officer. But one day, Marty decided that he wouldn't let this fear rule him anymore. When he answered a call about a shop being robbed, he barged right in through the doors, gun-in-hand. Of course, the fact that he got shot in the hip because of this was just a coincidence.

When helping Daphne off the floor:

“I just thought of something funny, it took three Cranes to lift you.”

"I wouldn't concern myself"

"You think it's just harmless flirtation?"

"No, I just wouldn't concern myself"

Just for that, I’m doing you second!

Look, when I was a cop walkin' the beat, there was this one 
         restaurant on the corner.  In ten years, it must have changed 
         hands twenty times.  First it was Ling Fun's Lichi Palace, 
         then it was Tony's Meatball Hutch, then it was A Little Taste 
         of Yorkshire - English food.  Huh, big surprise, that lasted 
         about five minutes.Look, when I was a cop walkin' the beat, there was this one 
         restaurant on the corner.  In ten years, it must have changed 
         hands twenty times.  First it was Ling Fun's Lichi Palace, 
         then it was Tony's Meatball Hutch, then it was A Little Taste 
         of Yorkshire - English food.  Huh, big surprise, that lasted 
         about five minutes.

When Daphne asks if doing the potatoes the way he suggests would be a but bland:

Marty: HELLO! Welcome to potatoes!

Do you mind I’m on the phone!

Was it worse than "Piles"?

When he’s talking about Frasier Niles restaurant idea and how exclusive it’s going to be “don’t stop there why not add to Pinkerton guards to shoot people on the way in

"Oh, Niles, to you a sketchy neighborhood is when the cheese shop doesn't have valet parking."

I have quite a few, but one of my current favs is from the pilot when Frasier is whining about where he can go to sit and think after Daphne moves into his study and Marty says "Oh just use the can like the rest of the world".

"I have sensitive nipples"

“Excuse me, I’m on the phone!”

“Hurry up and take the picture, this sumbitch is HEAVY!”

“I had a reason….checks notes…fridge pants.”

DOG ARMY

Frasier: what izzit that you feel

Martin:.. Loooove.. 

They should let everybody be a giant for a day!

The fact that he is no more hots the feels even more given this thread

I still want to go to the steak place where the baked potatoes have “fixings.”

Ah, geez.

Two-one when he’s fussing about not being able to find anything in Daphne’s purse while wearing his new eyeglasses. Second-him asking her and Niles why they weren’t on their honeymoon

Alright I’ll bring a snake

“Fine! FINNEE”

I’m still looking for a "Wilma" to complete my juice glass set.

"they should let everybody be a giant for a day!"

I remember the first time I drove a moon crane. Darn near drove it into the Sea of Tranquility.

Or maybe: “What do I smell?” “Probably Japan!”

My favorite is in The Crucible.

"Its time you learned something. The system ain't perfect - sometimes the bad guy wins. And all those things you thought would be around to help you, the courts and the police department - well, sometimes, they're just not there when you need them, so you can let it eat a hole in your stomach or you can just file it away under the heading "Sometimes life sucks.""

Pretentious. I already have that one. Underline it.

I’ll gay it up a little.

Let your brother play. Followed by are you gonna let your brother play? Are you gonna let your brother play?

Dad, I never know when you’re being sarcastic/facetious (I forget the word). Yeah you do.

At Niles' Halloween party.

Gil: I'm Chingachgook. The last of the Mohicans. Martin (while dressed as Sherlock Holmes): Little mystery solved.

I have so many but first one that comes to mind is “But a crickets brain is this big.” That episode makes me giggle every single time.

Oh, suit yourself, Eddie

Ah I can’t remember the exact line, but when they all help Daphne up, and he says it took 3 cranes to lift her hahaha it was like he had it ready for so long .