Piece of shit busted ass cunt of a job filled to the brim with cocky arrogant fuckers almost as bad as the orochis. Every move a 50/50. The only job with dodge lights and dodge bashes in every direction. the fucking floating weapon bug being distracting as shit that hasn't been fucking fixed in like THREE FUCKING YEARS! Every fucking move feintable to a shitty toe stab and fucking 5 hit light attack chain.

And I know "they're not that bad if you blah blah blah blah fucking whatever" or "learn to parry light attacks" blah blah blah Fuck you! I'm 32 and I play this fucking game during the time i'm not working. I don't have the time to develop the god tier reflexes needed to predict and mentally read the 8 page long flow chart of what move he's going to fucking feint this attack into that bash or this unblockable which he either feints for free damage or doesn't feint for free damage because I'm still trying to process his last fucking 3 mixups.

If you play Gladiator I hope you're happy with him. I'm glad you enjoy him. Just know that I will never give you a good fight and hope your floating pitchfork stabs you in the cock