Has there been an instance like this with her?
You mean her son directing a sex scene with her in it? Yeahhhhhhhhhh
I am finding out a lot of insane things in a very short amount of time here wtf 😭
I am finding out a lot of insane things in a very short amount of time here wtf 😭
Same. My brain feels like it's short circuiting.
off to Google
wat 👁️👄👁️
Her son is directing a movie with her in a leading role where she has a lesbian sex scene (not joking)
Ok I know it’s already been said but
wat 👁️👄👁️
IKR?!?! The headline on the article I saw about that was just a train wreck of WTAF. I mean, these are all normal words but I’m pretty sure no gods ever intended for them to be strung together in this exact order: https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/18/entertainment/elizabeth-hurley-son-direct-sex-scenes-liberating-intl-scli/index.html
Christ why did I read that …
Perfect reaction
my exact reaction
No bc why did I turn around exactly like that and say EXACTLY THIS 😭
Just normal London things (the knife part, that is)
Literally me considering a thought this was someone and their boyfriend at first. To read the caption transported my brain several places. This shit really had everythin. A complicated family. A knife attack. Questionable choices of words. Underlying tension. Some films don’t even achieve in 90 minutes what this singular tweet possesses 😭
I have so many questions like baby girl if he's still BLEEDING OUT GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL. People are wild. Not me though, I cry when I fall over never mind Sashay about with knife wounds.
"Oozing and bleeding," and you fuckers have free healthcare
I thought she was talking about the resurrection
I thought she was thanking him for taking part in a recreation of the crucifixion
Same I was like oh ok is this like…some aggro freak Catholicism thing? And then NO HES JUST A GUY WHO GOT LIGHTLY STABBED????
I wish I could have “lightly stabbed” as a flair 😭🤣
You might not cry if you get stabbed you will cry when you are changing the wound dressing, especially if you have body hair you will weep.
"perhaps even around your loved ones"
😦 the fuck
Happy Easter!
Right? Like is she… threatening us?
The only "she's of sound mind" theory I can offer is that she wants to shame the knifemens family into turning them in.
That delivery though...
I can’t get over “knifemen”
Neither can she, babe. Neither can she 😭
No different than "gunmen".
I get it, just not something I’ve heard much in the USA. Probably because guns are so much more common.
Seriously. I went through several emotions while reading her post.
An exercise in how quickly you can run through all 7 stages of grief without stopping.
And while keeping your hair and makeup on point
I imagined the second half of your comment in Stefon from SNL's voice lol. Which, I don't mean as an insult in any way!
I totally agree ... So uncomfy
Stefan would never, ever be an insult
The amount of times I had to reread it just to make sure I was comprehending correctly. I'm sorry but pretty sure oozing and healthy don't really go together
Don't forget Happy Easter yaaaall
This is THE funniest image
That face resembles Ice cubes face from 22nd Jump street
I wheezed at this face
It's the expression I am rocking since 2019
Omg this picture 😭
Wow I have never seen this but I will be using it
Does she not understand boundaries for relatives?
I have 3 nephews, granted the oldest is 3 atm but I cannot conceive of a situation in which I would ever pose like this with one of them or desire to….
Maybe she is pressing herself to him in order to provide pressure to the oozing wound?!
What if it’s a metaphor, and she’s the knife.
Honestly, I wondered if she was thinking he was Jesus? Nailed to the cross vs. stabbed with a knife?
😂👌
I have SIX nephews, and I'm closer in age to the 4 oldest than I am to their fathers (my brothers). I've definitely done some things with them that are more akin to hanging out with peers, but never like physically suggestive. Thought makes me want to vomit.
HOWEVER. Over a decade ago the two oldest added me to their "dank meme" group chat with their friends where they'd all share gifs and memes, and jesus christ some of them were fucking gross. After lurking I participated ONE time by sending that old "vegan bukkake" gif and they booted me from the group and both were texting me like, "Omg aunty why would you send that. What is wrong with you." So yea there are some familial lines that maybe shouldn't be blurred.
wait what gif?
You know... vegan bukkake .
Okay but that is actually hilarious. 😂
ah like a vegan version of https://tenor.com/view/hotdogs-thrown-hit-face-girl-gif-17842575
It makes me so uncomfortable that that is her nephew.
Did you see her son directed her in sex scenes recently?
Her son takes all those gross bikini pics!! So inappropriate.
excuse me what
Say what now
.....what
If you imagine them both as ugly people, it doesn’t seem as inappropriate. You know what I mean?
Like that aunt that always pinches your cheeks and then hugs you with the strength of Thor. Imagine her and it wouldn’t look as weird. You know?
And it sounds like the dude was injured, so that adds a bit of context for why she might be that close to him, glad that he’s alive.
You would never put your face against another loved ones face like that? Like if your mom or dad was dying in bed, you would embrace them and find comfort in that?
But yeah, no idea who she is or w.e, so maybe it’s inappropriate or w.e. But I honestly doubt people would find this photo or post inappropriate if they looked like normal people.
I mean, she is wearing BUNNY EARS and has her eyes closed, so I think it’s safe to say that even if they were ugly, it might still look a tad weird…
It’s Easter, so that’s probably why she’s wearing bunny ears. She may not even have remembered she still had them in, and probably doesn’t think “oh, I should take them off when hugging my nephew, so people don’t think this is sexual” lol. My aunt would wear antlers at Christmas. Never saw it as inappropriate. It’s not like she’s wearing playboy bunny ears, either.
And I remember my aunt hugging me tightly with her eyes closed. It’d almost seem weirder if her eyes were open, lol. Like the people who keep their eyes open when kissing…
I mean, yeah, but also if people looking at the non-candid, posed photo with no context would automatically think ‘couple’, it is a slightly weird thing to do with family members
Is that a regular old nephew hug though? Really?
I am the aunt who pinches cheeks and dotes on her 19 year old nephew, and I don’t know, if I was standing with him and gave him some sugars on his cheek and then started to say something, and someone took a photo in the middle of all that…there might be a photo of us kinda like this.
But it would be a hilarious blooper for the family only and we would never in a million years take it seriously.
Or POST it ffs.
She looks like she’s sensually smelling him
No she doesn’t. She is so inappropriate it makes me want to vomit.
No. From what I've seen she's like this with her son as well.
This is the most unhinged happy Easter post and I love it. Can’t believe I haven’t seen it before lol
This woman’s post is so white, I hope it raises my credit score.
“Perhaps around your loved ones. Happy Easter.” has sent me into the most severe wheezing giggle fit I’ve had in a looooong time
It’s a work of art.
I have seen it before but forgot about it. I’m #grateful and #blessed to be experiencing it again
I saw this last night, and immediately sent it in a group chat for the deep dive. Can't believe I've just logged on to see this, lmao.
I think my favourite part - after multiple readings - is that the nephews attack has nothing to do with Easter. He's at home, hoping for a lovely lunch, not knowing Liz is about to go test-run Wagatha Christie
Really!
WHAT DO YOU TYPE TO GET THIS 💀
Monkey robot
YES
Thank you so much
I'm cryin' at this thread lolol this is too funny. I want to know how 'monkey robot' was the first thing that popped into OP's mind as a reaction.
lol I actually searched wtf, it’s in there, just gotta scroll a little
following lmao
Also following pls tag me
monkey robot
and/or
wtf
Go experiment and come report back
Confused monkey. 😂
omg i forgot about this gif lmao
i used to use this gif all the time and forgot about it TT_TT LMAO
A classic
I will always and forever love this gif lmaoo. this feels like ancient history atp but I remember Twitter being on FIRE when it first dropped lololol
No she said your loved ones
They just haven’t met me yet :(
This killed me 💀
Elizabeth STAYS acting weird with young male relatives
This is the best new meme.
LMFAO WHO IS THIS??
I think it’s Dakota Fanning?
It is. She’s reacting the her sister dancing at her birthday party
Full picture is amazing.
When this was posted a few days ago someone referred to the look as smelling “twerk wind” and that phrase now lives rent free in my head.
"twerk wind" omg....that's gross and hilarious 😂🤮
What’s hilarious is it was Dakota’s birthday party, not Elle’s 💀
Littlekidlover
Such an appropriate photo for the contents of the post.
What that guy doesn't look oozing to you? Happy Easter
Hold your loved ones close on this blessed Easter. But also keep one eye open, as they may be the knifemen.
I read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice. Perfect 😂😂
Cos nothing says get well soon to a knife crime victim you are related to like a Happy Easter post, with a photo of you trying to climb him like a tree....
A lot of comments in this post made me laugh, but yours made me laugh the most. I was really needing that, had a rough day, so thank you
Sorry you've had a rough day, glad my rant helped. Hope tomorrow is better
While wearing bunny ears.
I’ll add
I’ve never seen a Happy Easter post contain a stabbing and sexual tension before.
A dude on X posted a video of him reading this tweet, it fully sent me. The tweet is incredible on its own, and then the picture… wild.
This is my first time ever seeing anyone legitimately refer to Twitter as X. It took a while.
I fully thought he meant someone on Xstacy reading the tweet, all zooted up. That made more sense to me than X being Twitter.
Do you have the link?
Carey O’Donnell!
https://www.instagram.com/p/C5MGMBfvFvV/?igsh=MTIyN2J1M3YyeGo3eQ==
Can someone tell me where this gif is from?
It’s from the music video for First Date by the band band blink-182
This is giving unhinged aunt, who still thinks LOL means Lots of Love.
“Sorry you got knifed and are oozing blood, and your attackers are on the loose. LOL! Happy Easter!”
Did Liz Hurley just threaten my loved ones?
Perhaps around your loved ones. Happy Easter! ma’am is that a threat
Knifemen
This is fucked😂
Is that a...threat...???? It sure sounds like a threat????
Happy Oozester
This whole thread has me fucked up, but this SENT me
Oozing. Knifemen. The picture. I’m uncomfortable.
Wait, am I in a fever dream or did this not happen like a year or two ago? Is he still bleeding? Is this an old post? Or did he get stabbed again? I know knife crime is wild in London but that must be hella unlucky!
Also, the boy in this photo is the image of her son. So does he nephew look incredibly like her son or has she put an inappropriate happy picture of her and her son up will talking about her nephew?
I have all the questions.
It happened in 2018, and the boy in the image is her nephew, Miles.
Thought this was r/SweetHomeAlabama for a second
*She’s
Elizabeth, girl what?
No intimacy coordinators, it’s just me and my son, I mean nephew.
Ok, I am disturbed but I also love this post lmao wtf
What is happening
Casually unhinged.
Huh
the intrusive thoughts are holding her brain hostage
If she were a door, she’d be a pocket door because she is wildly unhinged.
Come again???
She reminds me of Stephanie Seymour with her son 😬
I wish I was related to Elizabeth Hurley
Then she made those comments about the movie and her son....
I’m just gonna ignore the picture for my sanity but what the actual fuck is this caption?? I’m extremely high but I feel like people aren’t questioning this enough
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