thats the look he gives every time he is on piers morgan. tryna look presentable
big analog horror vibes
We need to establish a gooner resistance militia asap
The Hagoonah
The Irgoon
The I'llgoon
Which is just japanese pronounciation of irgun?
No, that would be the Iru~gunu~
Hizgoona
Goonmas
Matata?
No need to rush. A porn ban is probably the quickest route to a revolution. It's hilarious that these Christian zealots think their own supporters aren't spilling their seed to the newest stepbro video.
These are the same regards that thought prohibition was going to go well. Like, this is the exact same thought process. Clearly, booze is to blame for all of this. We will ban it, and people will just stop drinking 4head. We definitely won't create the largest and most robust black market for goods ever except perhaps Cocaine.
Nah, cocaine wouldn’t be in the same league, a black market for porn would probably be the largest black market in history, everyone with hair follicles between their legs is a customer, most of them multiple times a week, this shit would put the cartels to shame
Nah, sexual morality has always been a combination of self-hate and silent acknowledgment that it wouldn't affect 'the right type' of people.
A good God-fearing family man dumps buckets of cum into his underaged daughter? "He's prayed for forgiveness for his sins and the Christian thing to do would be to forgive him."
An immigrant rapes someone? "America is becoming a rats nest and I will use the military to remove these degenerates at gunpoint."
As fucked up as this is, a deeply held belief that sexual abuse is wrong regardless of the offender or victim is a genuine minority view.
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This is pretty common. Here's an Amish example.
https://www.themisfitamish.com/post/do-the-amish-really-sexually-abuse-children
Here's a Muslim example. For context, this guy was a serial child rapist of very young girls. Does the tone of the article match that?
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/black-muslim-leader-bey-dies-battled-cancer-2584698.php
But Trump is also an example. He's been adjudicated as a rapist and that hasn't even put a dent in his popularity among most Republicans. He supported Roy Moore who tried to fuck 14 year olds at over twice their age and who nearly won his election.
It sounds terrible, but many people do not have a principled stance against sexual abuse.
Sure reminds me of the Us/Them song and dance!
It's like that John Oliver thing from a while ago:
"Do you care if -some patriot act thing. I forget- access to information, blah blah?"
"Uh. not really. I don't know"
"Ok, it means the government can get your dick pics any time"
"Oh shit! Hell no!"
*spilling their seed to the newest kinkiest trans porn.
It can be both
Ingoonerous Bastards
The Lisan Al’Goonib
The Goon Platoon
The al'Gassoom Brigades
The goon squad
I wish Andre the Giant were still alive. He could be a brute squad.
Now this is where I draw the line. Gooner lives matter.
Tryndamere fanart?
I’m more concerned that the right arm is the muscular one 👀 what sort of degenerate uses their right hand?
People who also have sex
What the fuck are you talking about man
Me. I stroke my meat hard and fast 🫨
Nice
What?? Would you happen to be Indian by any chance?
What the fuck does that have to with it?
I grew up using right all the time, then I noticed it was starting to curve so I thought if I would switch to left it'd straighten out. You do NOT want to know what the curvature is like now
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It’s amazing what people come up with to explain societal ills when they aren’t able to question their core political beliefs.
Idk, it’s kind of in line with the steady de-stigmatization of everything sex related that’s been going on for nearly a century now. Pornography as it is generally consumed today is not a net good for you or your brain.
Now don’t get me wrong, I think the ban is stupid but I at least see where they’re coming from.
Do you have any studies to back up the idea that porn is especially bad for your mental health or your brain?
Nofap told him this, and they made it up
um obviously it's that if you're jizzing all the time your IQ will decrease
there's a reason "cum your brains out" & "getting brain" are things women force on men, they've been stealing our masculine superiority for years now & it's been right in front of us the whole time
drink your cum boys, it's the only way to stay ahead
No. they are coming from moron land. you do not see where they are coming from because you are not a illiberal dipshit (i think). They want to ban porn for all the most idiotic, medieval reasons. They want to ban it because of jesus and controlling women. it's redpill shit through and through. You say you feel we should be cautious with it instead of ban it. they do not care, and you only help them by thinking this way. I have to use a fucking VPN to see redgif now because of useful idiots like you, they will not stop with mere regulation they will outright criminalize people for it. You will be in a jail, dying of heat stroke with actual murders because you had cartoon boobs on your phone.
Nah you're delusional if you think they actually care about improving anyones lives. Try looking up women in their thirties wearing school uniforms on sites like pornhub and you wont get any search results because they actually by now make really sure that they don't host anything swxualizing children. Do people get exploitet in the porn industry? Certainly. But so do people in the gig economy or on construction sites that disregard osha. I work full time, i have hobbies, i date, i hang out with my friends and i pay my taxes. Let me have my fucking 2 nuts a day. Shit ain't hurting me anymore than a casual beer on the weekend or a long gaming session once in a while.
The fact that you got down voted says everything. Thought this was a space for liberals, i guess not. You cannot be a liberal and be against pornography, sorry.
We’re exploited in retail (and fast food) too. They sure don’t care about that.
But how far down the list should it be on the priorities ?
I wanna see the web history of everyone involved with adding this part
I think Paul Dan's wrote the pages for the "Four Conservative Promises," and this one was in the first promise on preserving family, iirc
First they came for the gooners...
Nah I'm an edger I'll be totally fine...
That's what the grippers said, have you seen the news lately?
This definition of pornography seems like a bit of a self-report
They've been self-reporting for ten fucking years.
Never seen an anti porn person who wasn't self reporting whencadvocating for it.
Can’t wait for conservatives to ban google from the us for hosting porn and face zero electoral consequences for it.
Why do you think the electorate wouldn’t hold them accountable?
The great red wave of the 2022 midterms was reduced to a damaged kidney bloody piss trickle largely due to Roe v Wade being overturned.
No hate, just would like to hear your rationale.
They still won the house lmao.
Murc's Law remains undefeated unfortunately.
There are many people that actually blame Democrats for Trump fully and completely.
I got downvoted in the moderate politics sub for suggesting that Republican voters and the GOP shoulder the blame for Trump being a nominee, not the Democrats, but apparently its Democrats fault and not the backward ass part of this country that continues to support him no matter what he does.
Barely, they only won in blue states basically. Which if it translates in 2024, is kinda good for Biden
The party that tried to coup the government "barely" won. Damn the electorate is really holding them to account for their actions!
I'm not saying the electorate wouldn't hold them accountable, but it's pretty reasonable to believe otherwise given we're not really holding trump accountable this year. It's baffling he has a chance at all, and it resets my expectations for the electorate.
Electorate: We blame you for Roe v Wade, take this!
Republicans: We won the house.
Electorate: Yeah, that shows you!
Republicans: Yeah. Uh... keep up with that. How can we ever handle such brutal consequences. Oh no, woe is us...
it's not just a conservative/progressive issue. yesterday in Spain, the leftist government proposed a "wankpass". the wankpass would be linked to your government ID, and people would be allowed 30 logins to porn sites every month, all that just to prevent teens from accessing porn
In Canada the Conservative party wants to do something similar and it is support by the NDP as well (left wing). Only the Liberals haven’t proposed something like that as far as I’m aware. The centrist gooner alliance must remain strong.
Operation "Offensive Edge" is a go
Gagged myself by laughing ;)
Someone really holds a grudge against a certain pornstar…
Wouldn't they have to ban porn, alcohol, gambling, IVF, abortion, tobacco, and working on the Sabbath?
Wouldn't they also have to remove the Catholic Church from the USA as well since it is considered a foreign entity?
Also Jews and Muslims would have to be removed from the country as well as they are considered traitorous by their standards.
Bro one step at a time the fourth Reich won't be built in a day.
Hey fourth reich is reserved for the german far right on the rise. Come up with your own facist terms. we trademarked ours.
The New American Confederacy, does that one work or is it too on the nose?
Will they ban bacon, though?
Wait until they realise America has no jurisdiction in other nations where porn is/will be hosted.
Exactly. The implications of this if they get their wish go beyond porn - the American internet would have to resemble something like China's.
I'll take some small comfort in being able to say "I told you so" when the American right pivots towards China like I've been suspecting they will and starts looking to them as a model for America. It'd be an utterly miserable nightmare world, but I can be miserable knowing my takes are good.
We'll build a firewall and Mexico will pay for it.
Are we talking about the politicians or the citizenry? The citizenry is usually well ahead of the politicians.
This is the line. They’ve gone too far.
Gooners unite!
Ok I was riden with Biden already but now we really need to make sure he wins. Whose house am I knocking on. I can't go back to skin mags or lime wire.
Progressivevictory.win/volunteer if you really want to go out knocking sometime
its purveyors are child predators
What porn do these conservative trash watch? Maybe horseman was right about conservatives.
Everyone in these comments seems to be misreading this paragraph, which to be fair it took me a minute too.
When they say pornography is “manifested in the omnipresent propagation of transgender ideology”, they are not saying trans porn is a problem, they are saying all mention of trans people is pornography. “Purveyors” here is doing a neat little trick where it’s not really referring to, like, pornhub; it’s referring to people who say trans women are women. The mention of educators and librarians might seem out of place if you think it’s referring to internet pornography; it’s referring to any books about trans people.
This is more of an anti-trans thing than anti-porn, but the vagueness is also part of how fascists operate. This is genuinely anti-porn as well, but the anti-porn part is of secondary concern.
I was starting to wonder if I was the only one who picked up on that, it's easy to miss if you just skim it and don't notice the "educators and librarians" bit
Horseman understands the mindset of the average conservative, as much like the average conservative, he also projects heavily.
Child predators in the sense that porn producers and websites want children to watch porn.
Do they though? Is it even in their interests?
Don’t worry fellas. I’m finally organizing my “To Be Sorted” folder, so I’ve got you covered.
Nice pfp
Horrendous is my favorite modern band. Going to see them for a 4th time in a few weeks. I’m blessed that they play in Brooklyn so frequently.
So how exactly do I spread trans ideology and sexualize children when watching milf porn?
If you managed to convince voters that this is something republicans want to do, it would be a landslide victory for democrats even if you put a cyborg hillary clinton as the nominee.
Basically already tried to do this in Texas. I'm not sure what the average Texas Republican dude thinks now that they are required to send in their ID when all they wanted to do was see a little trans porn on their lunch break.
Even without a VPN there is tons of porn available in TX. I spend a decent amount of time there and have had no trouble finding something to crank it to lol
I live in Texas too but you ruining my Republican trans joke fam!!!111
lmao ahaha my bad. But yea bring Chicks with Dicks back to Texas!!
THANK YOU!
Watchu mean "tried"? You know how many porn sites don't work over here?
Pornhub, Spankbang, Xhamster, and so on either outright block you or force you to have an account. Redgif links don't work either (can still visit the site though for some reason).
The median Republican is pretty ignorant of their own party's policy agenda. I no longer try to talk politics with my dad because the last time I did, I pulled up the official republican party platform pdf on my laptop and pointed out some of the crazy shit in it, and he literally just went "nah nobody believes that."
It could be a silly red herring, but this "mandate" is printed in hard back and is sold out.
start downloading boys
Free speech??? Guess that’s thrown out
Ya, dude here is trying to say trans expression shouldn't be protected under the first amendment. 💀
I bet they would include John Green's books in their definition (and probably the bible).
As Charlton Heston famously said
From my cold dead left hand.
I'll be hiding my hard drives in my attic like Anne Frank.
I just find it amazing that the current Republican campaign is pushing this and nobody wants to talk about it.
This is only one pillar of Project 2025, too. There's a bunch of other yikesy shit in there.
Its logical. If Trump gets rid of porn we cant say he paid off a porn star
Project 2025 is the right's Green New Deal
Except unlike the Green New Deal it actually has a high chance of passing because the people who support it actually have political power and it's not fucking over a bunch of coal, gas, and chemical companies who spend billions on lobbyists every year.
well guys, we'll have to start making our own bootleg porn and sell it illegally like in that ed wood movie, a sinister urge. its a dirty job but someones gotta do it
If I were to describe porn this way I think people would (and should) question what kind of porn I'm watching.
You can pry it from my cold, dead, lubricated hands.
"I was a die-hard Trumper but they crossed the line when they came for my true single-issue vote"
Real talk I doubt they do it, it would hilariously be one of the few things to split their base. Though I do want to live in a timeline where porn saves America.
They want Iran.
Good luck with that, Elons X got me covered.
Daliban, assemble!
So much for the tolerant right
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Leftist commentators should be talking non-stop about Project 2025 instead of panicking over the debate.
By allowing the conversation to be about Biden's age and mental capacity instead of the deranged anti-human GOP plans they're playing right into the fascists hands.
I love how I got downvoted when I mentioned project 2025.
now they are going too far!
Good thing I have a Google drive full of it.
Believe it or not, straight to jail. Right away
GOONERS RISE UP 1776 MUST COMMENCE AGAIN
Then they came for the gooners, and there was nobody left to speak up for me.
Nooo
This is where they fucked up
Gooners rise up😭🫡
We should ban soft drinks because they're too unhealthy. Ban any sort of unhealthy snack as its bad for you and addictive too. Ban video games as they're too addictive and might influence people to become more violent. Ban porn to because its too addictive and turns you into a Gooner Goblin. Ban social media because its too additive and will warp your brain into a clout-hungry leech.
Not sure why we haven't done this, we would solve all of our societal problems if we just banned them right?
This def will motivate destiny fans
I hate that people joke about this, or even support it. They have been absolutely eroding away at this for years and left leaning people have even helped them which is an infuriating thing.
Now im voting Trump.
Obviously we need some common-sense goon control laws in place, but this kind of blanket goon ban is totally unenforceable even if you agree with it.
We are all ganna have weak ass forearms 😭
Classic conservative move of always wanting to go too far
This makes me want to become a Satanist and burn a bunch of Bibles.
This right wing “Christian nationalists” deserve NO RESPECT, and THEY should be imprisoned for trying to turn America into an authoritarian dictatorship!!!
This about A LOT more than just banning porn, by the way.
These lunatics will probably try to ban CONDOMS FFS, with their perverted “menstrual tracking” obsession.
If they actually think birth control that PREVENTS birth is even REMOTELY equal to TERMINATING pregnancy, they need a goddamn lobotomy!!!
But, they could just be trying to use “God” to (poorly) attempt to justify their desire for dictatorship.
I’m voting Democrat NO MATTER WHAT, even if that means 4 more years of a senile old man with dementia as president.
All this shit will do is push EVEN MORE people EVEN FURTHER AWAY from God!!!
And I’m personally not sure if I even believe in God, but even in the Bible it says that God wants people to come to Him BECAUSE THEY WANT TO, NOT BY FORCE!!!!
These “Christians” don’t care about what God would actually want, they’re just more power hungry humans trying to use “God’s plan/will” to justify it.
God damn Project 2025.
But mah first amendment
Good luck with that, Elons X got me covered.
Perhaps I treated you to harshly, Elon
Actually based
Good luck with that one lmao
Me when my only source of information about the world is my Twitter feed.
But didn't Trump explicitly buy sex from a pornstar?
Good luck with that
Well, pornography did, indirectly, help Regan get elected
The war begins now brothers!
If they think generally porn is the proposition of trans a child porn I think that's enough to have all their computers and Internet history checked...
They are unfortunately right that it has no First Amendment protection. US obscenity laws are wild. They could ban it all today and there’d be nothing you could do.
Might be good for society and a lot of the people on here lol 😆
Lmao good fucking luck.
There’s a million websites hosting all the porn you could want that are all based in other countries. The ban they’ve put forth in some states only affects like 4 websites. 😂
I wanna see them try tbh. Would be the biggest wack a mole of all time.
Back to wacking it to the ol imagination. A return to tradition if you will.
As God intended
It probably wouldn't be totally banned, I can see a compromise though where you'd have to head down to the DEG (Department of Edging and Gooning) to fill out a form detailing what you want to watch, for how long as well as providing relevant links, and then stand in line to submit your request.
Project 2025 will backfire
I unironically think this would be the ultimate line in the sand for some people, even if they never admit to it.
"Telecommunications and technology firms that facilitate its spread should be shuttered."
Yeah, right. I'd love to see either party show some agency vis-à-vis huge corporations, but it's not likely.
The deep web will have millions of new visitors if this ever comes to pass. Anyway, this is not really enforceable. It's insanely hard to enforce when there's so much adult content on so many different websites.
''Gordian knot'' that's a very complicated concept, I can't help but to stare at it... what is happening to me!?
Why do they have to take everything to the utter extreme? What’s driving this new fervor? And why??
Can anyone explain “project 2025”? Ik some of what it involves, but where did this come from? Is this something actually endorsed by trump?
We meme but this is literal anti human anti fun tyranny.
Can’t wait for them to ban X (twitter) for every conservative to be happy with
Maybe it's not such a bad plan after all.
Based
I’m heavily addicted so take it all away fuck it idgaf
Bro who tf cares? Obviously that’s not a popular position.
Do you want groups of relatively unknown ideologues with positions of power to just propose wild and whacky shit, though? Even simmering it all down, that's what you're being apathetic to.
I don't want my government to propose laws that are extremely unpopular. I said it. And, especially not as immediately unified, formal, and demeaning as this. The amounts of ideological rallying cry verbiage is littered throughout.
I don't want my government to propose laws that are extremely unpopular. I said it. And, especially not as immediately unified, formal, and demeaning as this.
This happens all the time. Generally they don’t pass. Pick your battles. Your distracting from actually important things. Imagine reading Project 25 and choosing the porn part to fight.
Jokes on them, feet pics don’t count as porn
I wouldn't protest for most stuff. If they take away porn I will have lost one of the most important things in my life. I would single handedly lead the violent revolution myself. In goon we trust.
They already got the ball rolling in Texas.
Speedrun to Facism: America edition
The market for porn bootleggers will be a'boomin!
I find this funny because they tried this in the 1980s. They tried to link porn to prostitution. FAILED
I’ll help organize an underground railroad to sneak your hard drives into Canada dw. 🇺🇸🤝🇨🇦
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