A Tractor-trailer has spilled Alfredo sauce all over I-55 Memphis, Tennessee
VideoMmmmm.... hot cream in the sun
Cool album name
I agree but what genre/artist/band?
Hot Cream in the Sun. An album by Moist Ointment and The Balance Job featuring 10 hit songs such as "My house is burning" and "I got my ducks in a row."
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i was alfredo something like this happening
I thought it was impastable
OMG I miss them. I have the “I got my ducks in a row” 12” extended remix on vinyl with “My banana machine is broken” on the B-side.
I still can't believe Jordan Stamphurdergraph broke up the band to do such crappy solo projects as Chronically Saturday Camping Forklift. Sellout.
Genre MF, genre?
Ska
Sounds like a NOW That's what I call music commercial lol
I can picture a Primus album under that name.
Dub step
I mean the rapper Freddy Gibbs already made an album called alfredo so it should be the sequel
or a Weird Al cover of Foo's Cold Day in the Sun
Big hands, I know you're the one.
Let me go ooooooonn, Alfredo you know you’re the one
You like hot cream, huh?
When the sauce smells like feet and there’s cheese in the street, that’s alfredo
When the blacktop is white and the air smells like shite that’s alfredo.
Scusa mi, don't you know, back in old Milano that's Alfredo!
Goddam you take my upvote and gtfo.
As someone who lives here you could smell it in the air for most of the evening last night. Was horrible haha
OMG I feel bad for you. My back yard is right next to a big highway and someone had fuel leak during an accident. I could smell gas for a day and then 3 days later it rained and I could smell it again. I wonder if the rain will make it smell again.
I couldn’t smell it this morning getting up but it’s supposed to rain in the next couple of days so we shall see if it comes back haha
That spot is going to smell weird for months.
Better than the toast truck wrecking.
Everyone would think they were having a stroke.
OMG I'm dying
We just had alfredo last night and I had to clean the pots. SO all I'm thinking is how sticky and hard to clean that will be.
It covers up the smell of the refinery down the highway.
They were waiting for a truck of pasta to come by and crash.
I saw this yesterday but I fuggotaboutit
It won't overpower the smell of the river.
Gonna smell great for a few hours until it spoils.
Smells like an Olive Garden
This reminds me of when a lorry carrying a load of glue crashed and traffic was stuck for hours.
Oh yeah! I heard that same day the police station had their toilet stolen. The cops had nothing to go on.
Breaking news: A psychic midget escaped from prison! Small medium at large!
Should have seen the guy that split the trailer open, his truck caught fire as he sped away the police were in hot pursuit.
Heard he was in a cat costume as well
Yeah and there was a report of a large hole in the road….police are looking into it !!
Yeah, someone stole the tires off of their police cars too. But they're working tirelessly to solve both crimes!
Dad, is that you?
Yes, hello son. T'is I, "Dad". Now lend me please some spare change for the bus.
It was a sticky situation.
Sauce?
Haha sorry mate, I meant that as a joke
I know just wanted to follow through 🤣
Well now it’s pasta joke.
how about you alfredon’t make crappy jokes like that again..
there is a bomb strapped to my chest
mate u have to do the countdown after saying something like that
its the law
Copy pasta?!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
No way! You know that I80 in the Bay Area was closed yesterday after it was covered in marinara sauce! What a week 😗👌🏻
It's a bad week to be an Olive Garden
This is the kind of stuff that makes me feel like we might be in the matrix
If there’s a gelato spillage in Florida tomorrow we’ll know for sure
Be careful what you wish for
Years ago I drove over an avocado turned guacamole spill.
These are signs of the apastalypse
Just looking for the noodle truck to spill in Chicago tomorrow.
The copy pasta in Reddit has become so bad, it’s manifesting in real life.
Which company doesn’t bottle the Alfredo sauce at the same plant they manufacture it in?!?!
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1.8y
I never sauce such a thing in my life.
Criminal negligence. Those responsible need a stint in the penne
Mama Mia!
Alfredo, usually started as a bechamel.
Actually no. Classic Alfredo sauce is butter, heavy cream, and Parmesan -no flour.
Personally I do sometimes make it with a béchamel. It’s less expensive, lower in fat, and it’s a little more stable. …but then it has gluten in it- everything’s a trade off.
Pasta has gluten in it, is that a concern?
Not all pasta has gluten in it, and if the sauce having gluten would be a problem, you're probably going for gluten-free pasta too.
Right, classic has no flower. But you listed most of the reasons why I start mine as a bechamel.
Sometimes I use Italian cheeses other than Parmesan 🤫
Have you tried it with gasp Gouda? It's so, so tasty.
Then it would just be Alfred Sauce 😉
Try the corn starch slurry method. It’s a real game changer. It’s makes an unbreakable alfredo sauce.
Actually butter, parmesan, salt and pepper. No cream in traditional Alfredo.
Sorry sir you have to go to I-55 memphis, tennessee if you want sauce with that
Yes.
Yes, Alfredo.
Guess he was trying to one up the truck that spilled tomatoes in California. Now we just need a truck to spill pasta. Where the Swift drivers at?
There was also a truck full of oranges that flipped and caught on fire near where I live in California too, that was fun
...how did they catch on fire?
Edit: I'm an idiot.
Driver hit the guardrail rupturing the gas tank sparking an explosion
Oranges are surprisingly flammable, as are cucumbers
My friend's Dad works in logistics, and likes to joke that Swift stands for Sure Wish I Finished Training. Apparently they're somewhat infamous in the industry
They're the largest trucking company (something like 800k power units), they hire the most rookies, their pay sucks, they barely "train" new drivers, and they fire you after almost any fuckup.
Them being the most common offender is just pure numbers and hiring policy.
Also:
Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking
Swing Wide itsa Fuckin Trailer
See What I Fuckup Today
So What, I Fucking Tried
As a former truck driver, that's the one truck that would give you a panic attack, if you saw it backing into a parking space next to you....lol. You could pull in to a truck stop and see spaces on either side of a swift truck, and be like nope. I'll circle around again....lol.
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1.8y
Why would you whip noodles?
Bc they've been naughty
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1.8y
That pasta be the worst pun I've ever heard.
I’ll let you whip my naughty noodle.
The starch rubs off and thickens the butter and cheese mixture
You stir the noodles, you don't whip them. Your whisk would be a gloppy mess.
Because those little fuckers deserved every bit of it.
in my experience it's the noodles doing the whipping. ouch!
Noodles are the whips.
I did that when I didn't have much around to eat. Called it ghettocine. I prefer the creamy sauce.
You but then left overs you end up with a pool of oil at the bottom
Counterpoint: pre-made Alfredo taste good, and I am lazy
There is a driver of a pasta truck out there somewhere
"Spagetti or not, here I come"
The post in my feed right before this one was someone sharing that one, I had to laugh!
Where should you theoretically crash a truck carrying pesto so that you can see a giant freeway-sauce Italian flag from space?
We are living in the highest sauce-to-road ratio in history. Exciting times!
Mama mia!
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1.8y
I JACK IT TO TRANNY PORN
🤌🏽
I’m forever a day late and dollar short on the perfect comment. Congrats!
Mamma*
Jesus fucking christ
Italian slip and slide
When you’re out for a drive And your car starts to slide That’s Amore!
When you’re driving some bread and it gets soppin’ wet THAT’s Amore!
When you swerve left and right, then the road turns all white, that’s amore!
When you're hauling a load and you see it explode, that's amore!
Wheels will drift slip-a-ling-a-ling, slip-a-ling-a-ling and you’ll scream “holy shit-a”
Tbh I'm Italian and never heard about this Alfredo sauce
Newscaster: It was a saucy situation, back to you Alice.
I'll pasta back to you Jim.
I can’t wrap my noodle around this one, Alice. But one things for sure, that wreck looks like it’ll cost pretty penne!
Let's go to out Italian corspondent on the street Francesco Alfredo.
Imagine the pastabilities
Good god the smell alone id definitely throw up at the wheel if I drove by this
I cannot imagine having to clean that up either…
Break out the firehouse and a tanker truck of some Simple Green.
it'd be good for a few minutes but hours god that must've reeked
"Fruit Truck Overturns on Highway; Creates Jam"
Hopefully no one pasta way?
Took me a hot second to understand. You are a genius
Dropping one cambro in the walk-in..
Too bad this wasn’t 30 years ago, could have had Chicken Alfredo! Backstory, we had gone to Memphis spring of ‘92-‘94 (can’t remember exactly when) for a weekend trip and while we were leaving town we got caught in traffic for a rolled over refrigerator truck that had spilled frozen chickens all over the interstate 🤣
Someone wasn't using their noodle.
🤌
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
Tennessee drivers are some of the worst of all time. Not saying this was the truckers fault, but this section of the highway ALWAYS is backed up from accidents
Somewhere in the US, someone is having a crappy meal at Olive Garden because they could not get their alfredo sauce.
Worst. Bukkake. Ever.
Spilled? No. Look at the damage on that trailer. That's a pretty serious collision with something.
looks like it may have been too tall for an overpass. the top has crumpled a bit from the impact but the sides of those trailers are usually not as strong, so they can blow out. busy highway, truck probably went from 65-70 down to 0 in just a couple seconds as it dragged through. obviously the pasta sauce going from 65 to 0 didnt stand a chance. the cab on the left side of the road is the truck's cab, could've been detached during the ordeal. Also could just be detached because the cab is still drivable while the trailer is not, that thing will need to be towed, the cabs can usually scrape under because theyre slightly lower than trailers and are curved so not as much surface area to get caught.
fault will depend on whomever made the decision to get on that road. every driver should know the height of their trailer, so I'd wager it's driver's fault, but there could be a lot of factors. Possibly if there's no signage, etc. they could maybe say it's the city's fault or whatever. I'm sure the police give a breath test to the driver, etc. but this can easily happen without drinking.
source; wild speculation but used to see it happen at a low bridge near my home
I was Alfredo something like this would happen
So the sauce just filled up the truck without being in any sort of tins or packaging? Not very hygienic! Or did all the packaging just simultaneously bust open? Wth happened here...
Sauces are typically in glass jars. Those jars are usually in short-sided cardboard trays and shrink wrapped. Stacked on a skid and stretch wrapped.
Not a lot of protection in a crash.
From the article (link posted above):
Police and fire crews did not confirm what the truck was carrying, but a reporter with Nexstar’s WREG that was on the scene confirmed that the truck was carrying jars of alfredo sauce.
No injuries have been reported in the crash.
That dude will be called Al or Alfredo for the rest of his life by coworkers and close loved ones. Probably not coworkers at the current place, since he will probably be packing up shortly
"Alfredo Highway in the sunshine!" —America
Where the days are longer, the nights are stronger than marinara
Boss: why are you so late for work? Employee: I stopped for Italian.
Is the driver ok or has he pastaway?
Now all they need is a pasta truck to crash next to it, and everyone has lunch! 😋😂🤣
Is it from Alfredo's Sauce Café or Sauce By Alfredo? Because there's a big difference in both quality of ingredients and overall taste.
Where it belongs
Is it alfredo’s sauce or sauce by alfredos?
That would have greatly improved my Olive Garden shrimp Alfredo today…smh
Had this happen in front of me with watermelons once. It smelled GREAT while fresh. FD hosed it off as we passed back by a while later.
Rest in pasta
An Italian was behind this; they hate Alfredo Sauce
I wanna go and lick the pavement
Coincidentally the truck had just passed Spaghetti Junction.
Big Rig-A-Tony really fucked this one up
Alfredo is gonna be angry I’m telling you.
ATT: We have a pasta free culinary incident near the turnoff, proceed with caution.
So that's why Walmart never has Alfredo sauce?
How long is this still edible? I am hungry.
The great pasta sauce wars have begun!
That’s gonna smell something fierce after a day in late TN summer sun.
The first guy behind him got caught in the sauce and pasta whey...
Mama Mia
Hopefully the driver is ok. He could have pasta way
How do you get pasta this accident scene?
Time to get a truckload of Dawn dish soap
As someone who paints the lines on the roads, my immediate thought was "paint spill" but Alfredo would clean up way easier so good for them.
Oh geeze. Can you imagine the stank?
fat clogged artery needs bypass
Hello police? I've had a delicious accident.
The worst sauce of all, unless it’s made from scratch. Come at me bros!
All because he pasta exit
MAMMA MIA!!!!!
Somewhere my Italian uncle is crying silently
Slap the driver with a feloccini
Can't imagine how bad that smells cooking in the heat. Thatsa' lotta Alfredo!