The activation phrase is "these edibles ain't shit"
And then you're vaporized like Doctor Manhattan in a zeptosecond
Then I reform myself and become a glowing blue goddess who doesn't believe in wearing pants
Wouldn't even have to change your username
I'd start a cult immediately
Daddy cake hay
happy cake day
Dappy hake cay
Cappy dake hay
Happy cake day to our Dreadlord!
Weed Doctor Manhattan is green and has a pot leaf on his forehead
I tire of Earth. Of these three weed smoking girlfriends.
I can dig it
That's government-issue, Bond, do try and bring it back in one piece.
I'll never forget the first time I got high... my boyfriend's cousin brought us some edibles she made and like an hour later I literally said "these edibles ain't shit" and then fell asleep like 20 minutes after I ate the second one.
Happy cake day!
my friend group don't even say we're tripping balls on an edible anymore we just say "Sega PlayStation" and everyone gets it
Bro you’re talking to a washing machine
Bro is now engaged to the washing machine.
We did this with shrooms a while back. Hour and a half in and we felt nothing. Decided they must have been too old or something, so we ordered food and had a weed edible. 10 minutes later I noticed that the floor was melting. Turned out to be a pretty great trip, though most of the food went uneaten.
The power of Science™ has discovered a way to remove that factor by sticking the THC oil into an ultrasonic cleaner (what they use for your glasses at the optometrist). This makes it both water soluble and come on in 10-15 minutes.
It's called nano emulsion and is pretty cool.
Mind you. I'm not sure if this manufacturer is smart enough to do that cause, well. The very idea is just kind of idiotic
The name nanoemulsion stands in stark contrast to the phrase water soluble.
A water soluble compound would be dissolved in water, not emulsified.
Semantics out of the way, the more emulsified the compound the quicker it can be packaged, absorbed, and have effect.
Ya, that's a fair aside. It's also not stuck in a cleaner (usually) but either shaken with soy lecithin and other compounds or has an ultrasonic stick submerged in it but I wanted to get the key point across.
As an aside I think sonication is probably going to be standard for cart oil pretty soon. People hit the things like they owe them money and it can make the THC-A to fall out of solution thus ruining the cart. A sonicated oil would remain stable throughout a wider range of mechanic and temperature related abuses.
Ugh, felt like my skin was on fire the one time I had too many edibles. But smoking is fine idk
I'm feeling some morbid curiosity on what this would do to a person if they just ate it whole
Short answer, idk. Long answer, 400mg gave this guy migraines, convulsions, sweats, vomiting and one hell of a weed nap. He documents the whole thing pretty well.
I can't begin to imagine the insane dose of that star gummy from the post.
I did 500mg.
I smoked weed for 20 years. Smoke like Snoop Dogg. A real life red man. A fucking pothead. 2/3 of my life I have spent stoned.
Wouldn't recommend it.
All started cause I said edibles never worked on me. One of my best friends/dealer took that personally.
Next time I saw him he told me that this was on him, so long as I ate the whole thing. It was about the size of my fist. Maybe a bit bigger.
The next five hours of my life were "hey man we need to go on a walk" taking 30 steps outside of his house and then "hey man I can't be outside anymore"
For five fucking hours. I was so anxious and nothing helped and at one point it felt a bit like mushrooms even.
Smoking weed would make me feel better for like two seconds then way worse.
The two seconds of being at peace tho? Super nice.
What’s probably most amazing about this story is how you decided to smoke more weed to see if would help on top of the 500mg
I'm sure it is to a lot of people. Doesn't seem strange at all, much less amazing to me. I'm in no way bragging. Best I can reason is I have know a lot of fairly stupid people. Myself included.
It's typical with a lot of people I've met, and spent time with. I've seen so many people get sick from smoking just cigarettes when they were high. After they throw up or as soon as they can get a hang of things they want just a few more drags. "What could it hurt?"
Huh when I did 500mg I just laid down and started trying to flex every muscle in my body individually until I got hard then I just jerked off and woke up 8 hours later it was a great time 👍
My highest is 2 grams, it's so funny you say it felt like mushrooms because that's exactly what high dose weed edibles do to me
I do a lot of high dose edibles and one thing I've noticed that I don't see anyone else talking about is that THC burns. Like a chemical burn. It's irritating. I can't suck on those THC hard candies in my mouth for more than 5 minutes without getting a sore mouth and a headache.
Same with eating them. If I don't dilute it in some other fat, and just take a straight concentrated ball of decarbed THC right to the gut, I'm gonna have a bad time. It's gonna feel like I ate a pill full of rubbing alcohol or something. Whatever spot that THC hits in my gut is going to hurt.
And these are legal, government regulated edibles in Canada that do this to me. Nobody else? Am I just allergic or something?
Try getting rosin or live resin gummies instead of distillate maybe?
Ya I did notice that the "full spectrum" stuff hurts WAY less than the THC distillate stuff. And works better.
It's just really weird that THC feels so toxic to me but I don't see anyone else talking about it.
you might have an allergy to it, not "omg my throat is swelling" type but the "it burns my mucous membranes like pollen allergy" type
THCa is acidic but THC should be pretty much neutral. HOWEVER, I do know kinda what you mean. It does kinda stick to my tongue but I've never had it get raw or anything.
how high is "high dose"?? it does sound like it might be an allergic reaction :(
how high is "high dose"??
30-80mg. Although they sell legal regulated tested 10mg edibles that to it to me too. I just had one in the shower, and it was burning my mouth.
Man I really don't wanna be allergic to pot but that explains why my gut hurts so fucking much after I smoke it.
Yeah I’m so sorry but this sounds like an allergic reaction. :/
To be fair you can grab 500 mg at a gas station so that’s a pretty large outlier to have that kind of effect. Popping a few for a long flight isn’t uncommon either. Not saying his reaction isn’t awful and certainly everyone should take caution finding their own limits, but not many are below 500mg that’s tough to find anything that won’t ruin your day.
To be fair you can grab 500 mg at a gas station
You can grab something labelled as 500mg.
You quickly learn what liars they are when you buy government tested and regulated edibles. Here in Ontario 100mg illegal is equivalent to about 40mg legal.
It’s not always liars, it’s also extraction methods. And yes, no matter legal or otherwise, always buy from a trusted source. Can be much more dangerous than just potency lacking if not.
Yeah normal people don't take 500mg that is a huge dose only meant for people with extreme tolerance. Also shitty fake edibles are everywhere, especially at gas stations. A properly tested and labeled 25mg D9 gummy enough for most people to get noodled. If you're eating 500mg and being anywhere close to functional either you've been using for years without break or its a bogus product.
That long answer was a pretty short answer
I’m also morbidly curious what it feels like to get shot, to get your arm caught in a combine harvester, or to fall out of an airplane at cruising altitude. Maybe the universe will provide me with something that sates my curiosity, but I’m not gonna give the universe a helping hand.
Be the change you want to see
Dressing as a deer and taking a stroll in the forest during hunting season is always legal.
Weirdly enough they won't shoot a deer walking on two legs
A deer walking on two legs carrying a body out into the swamps, however...
Hazbin Hotel reference???
You haven’t met rural hunters. They’ll take potshots at anything if they are drunk or mad enough.
is that why so many furries die during hunting season
There's no tag limit on electric blue raccoons.
Easy as hell to skin, as well. Fur just comes right off.
Haven't figured out what to do with all the scared nerds inside yet, though. Don't think it's legal to finders-keepers people anymore.
Anybody got a basement they're not using?
Why would I ring a dinner bell for whatever cryptid species of FAFO that creature is? Or get myself a lawsuit if it’s just an odd human?
Ever met Dick Cheney?
When in the deep bush, you're supposed to identify before you shoot. That is not what happens.
I'm not sure doing one of the things that was sung in "Dumb ways to die" is a fun way to go out.
(It became a running joke in the family after I did one of the items in that list. At least I didn't die, but having medicine not work is not that much better)
Was that song always a fucking train safety PSA???
Yes it was, and considering how many people still get killed by trains every year it was quite warranted
I mean I respect it I just had no idea lol
furry
Getting shot just feels really warm at first, and after the adrenaline goes away it, believe it or not, feels like you just had a hole ripped through your body
Vomit. You would vomit. There’s a realistic limit to how much thc you can metabolize and your stomach would be panicked at just half a leaf. Between the pectin and thc you’ll vomit and then be very high. If you paced yourself and lined up doses based off how fast you could digest the pieces you might reach untold realms
Same, stuff like that are some of those things I would "like" to try if I had infinite lives or some other way of ending the experience any time I want and returning to normal.
Lots of people find this extremely unrelatable, but I've always said I hope I don't die instantly, or in my sleep. Life is all about experiences, good and bad, and that's your final experience and you only get one.
I don't want it to be a horrible torturous drawn out thing, of course. But I would like enough time to understand that I'm dying, process it, and get the opportunity to decide for myself "wow this is not as bad as / way worse than I was expecting!"
Good old l'appel du vide colliding face-first with that pesky self-preservation instinct.
While it wasn't a combine harvester, if what both my grandpa and my middle school teacher said is true, then getting your hand caught in a grain auger would be rated mildly uncomfortable at best.
Gotta get yourself some Death's Head Moth BDs
I have to imagine it starts with an ungodly stomach ache from stuffing your body cavity with sugar and gelatin.
Then soon there would be motor oil tasting, pink technicolor vomit all over your bed while your inner ear tries to cope with the mindfuck you just unleashed on your system. Around this time is when you swear off edibles forever, and hope that you expelled most of the THC.
Then, I expect it would be a long time before it felt better.
Assuming they can somehow eat the whole thing. I imagine you'd be at risk of dying of non-THC related things caused by the THC. Almost certainly would need to go to the ER.
At best, you'd throw up most of it and be having the worst trip anyone has ever had.
Idk if it’s even possible. I can imagine being to keep that much gummy down sans THC, most people would probably be sick eating 1/3 of it.
I have never taken THC or any other recreational drug other than alcohol, and I would dive into the metaphorical deep end with no floaties if someone gave me this
with no tolerance and 20,000 MG you'd be diving into the marina trench end.
I'll fistbump Cthulhu on the way down
He'd see you, realize how fucked in the head you are, and realize there's no point to driving humanity insane if they're willingly doing it themselves.
This wouldnt be fun, youd just start puking everywhere and maybe even pass out. Youd feel it for multiple days too. Most i ever took was 1,500 mg and i felt it for three days so
I'm built different (see: incorrectly)
For real, I wanna eat it
Genuinely
Hey, I know what we'll do today
If you supply it I’ll eat it
Brotha, im curious to know what the most “fukkit” things you’ve done
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
They'd probably choke as it's quite large.
"Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED. "
-Tumblr user cryptotheism, 2022
Nah this would actually instalock some busted up, anxiety inducing version of One Winged Angel into my conscience forever
What is this? 😭
"Community Label: Mature"
"You need to log in or connect your account."
And that's when I decided, nope I'm not curious.
I made an account so you don't have to. Then I promptly deleted it because fuck that shit.
Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.
...what is it with Redditors and their aversion to every other social media these days?
i feel like the issue with eating all of this wouldn't be with the dose but actually fitting that thing in your gut. that's like eating an entire cake by yourself, but worse
At that point it's just a question of what gives out first, your brain or your guts.
It's not a question. Your gut folds first 10 times out of 10. Anything that isn't digested won't even make it to your brain. Eating this wouldn't make you understand the cosmos, it would make you vomit not even a third of the way through. Eating just a small piece would either make you high, very high or pass out (depending on your resistance and the size of said chunk).
THC isn't psylocybin or LSD, absorbing way too much way too too fast will likely just make you puke.
And this is why we call it “Greening out” when you had too much and you can’t stop from puking. It’s not the same as just taking too big of a hit off a bong for example and then puking because you coughed too hard, your body is literally like “oh my god there’s too much of this in me I need to get it out by puking” even if you didn’t eat edibles. My aunt once accidentally took wayyyy too big of a hit of concentrated oil (she had never used the kind of tool they offered her and she fucked up), and she greened out for 4+ hours, half awake and puking because her body couldn’t handle that amount of THC (She did in fact get taken care of that whole night lol)
half awake and puking
Lethal combo. Weed absolutely can kill you, just not the way other drugs.
It's a little bigger than that person's hand. It's probably closer in size to a personal pizza than to a cake.
Yeah, I don't think the issue would be fitting it all if you take it like a personal size pizza. The issue would be that it would hit me before I finished and I would become unable to finish.
But really dense and thick.
really dense and thick
...I should call him
Okay a Chicago style personal pizza
I sense a challenge >:3
For real. Forget the drugs, just eating a gummy that size would kill me.
It would be so heavy in your stomach and I can only imagine the taste
Reminds me of that Ted Nivison vid where he accidentally consumes a giant edible and just melts into the sofa lol
Was that the one where his friends kept being loud and touching him with a massager when he said he was extremely sensitive to everything? Couldn't have been in a worse environment for that
Yeah I think it was Schlatt maybe, because it's such Schlatt thing to do haha
Yeah and that was a 400mg edible.
I'd just take a small nible if i feel like it. That wouldn't kill me, how much does kill?
The human LD50 (dose where 50% of those who have that much will die) hasn't been calculated. In animals, the LD50 has been tested to be 800mg/kg up to 9000mg/kg depending on species. If directly translated to human scale using an average human weight (60kg), that would be 48-540 grams. Current models/estimates put it more at 4-15 grams.
So this thing is potentially lethal to twinks
I spit my coffee and scared my animals. Thank you for your service
o7
Finally, a viable countermeasure
ouch
Most things are
I'm not 😊
I am 😊
Let us test this hypothesis. You and the twink must fuck nasty for science.
I want that twink obliterated. For science.
It just like me for real ;)
I've definitely consumed more than 4 grams of thc in a relatively short window. Not weed, thc extract. Nowhere close to 15 though.
It's unfortunately difficult to calculate an ld50 of something that's not actually toxic, and difficult to deliver in large quantities (until relatively recently atleast)
You inject it directly in to your veins or something? Cause unless you did, then you likely didn't get close to that in to your system.
Sat and dabbed for an entire day as soon as I was physically able to take another hit. Do not recall anything past 9 am. I did smoke a few hundred dollars of wax though.
I'm no toxicologist but as one stoner to another, goddamn
.... I'm sorry but my friend groups takes dabs all day everyday.
Easier to carry and doesn't smell so dank.
My MJ doc said 400mg/day would kill me. Which is wild, because I’ve taken 1000mg at once before on accident and it was honestly fine. Some nausea and woke up with a headache once I went to bed, but it was the closest thing I’ve had to a restful sleep in my memory.
Either he was exaggerating or just lying. There is no mechanism that would kill you. Ive met many people in the industry that dab more than that daily.
I'm pretty sure a tiny nibble would put me out for the night.
See what jumps out at me is that even trying to be safe and having a little you might screw up and finally prove that humans can OD on this. Like, isnt getting hungry and wanting to snack one of the biggest side effects of doing THC stuff? and lets say you took just enough to get high and now want snacks, theres now a massive gummy sweet sat in front of you, which also contains a ridiculous amount of the drug you just took
Shout-out to Dan Avidan for providing a perfect example of this exact thing happening to him during a Pokémon FireRed playthrough.
Oh my god I love this clip, thank you 😭 Please, did you see their Giraffe Town playthrough where Dan chastises Arin for getting high for the first time without him?
I used to make extremely delicious cannabis infused peppermint patties. They were unsafe. Part way through any event where they came out, the stoned people would have to go on a quest to find a sober person to hand the candy off to in order to protect us from ourselves. The phrase that got thrown around a lot was “The call is coming from inside the house!!!!!”
Eventually I figured out to make a cannabis infused batch AND a plain batch, and color code them. Not high? Have a green candy! High AF? Stick with white ones!
You would have full control of yourself to not eat it. Its not like you lose your reasoning
What if I melt it, mix it with water and drink it all.
20k mg is still 20k mg.
But steel is heavier than feathers!
Nah, they're booth a kilogram.
Twenty kilo-milligrams, also known as 20 grams
So 20 grams? Less than an ounce? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump up those numbers. I mean that's not even that much in wax. Those 420 stoner streamers go through more than that in dabs in one stream.
I not saying I can do it, but it is doable.
It's not 20 grams of weed, it's 20 grams of THC
Five ounces of weed has one ounce of THC, so this edible is like about 4 ounces of weed
I’m not saying it’s not doable, just that whether you eat it or drink it, you’ll still have the exact same amount in your body.
The jello that fucks you up instantly
Wouldn't it be more like syrup ?
The pancakes that send you to fuckin Io instantly
Followed by a couple of hours of vomiting.
Followed by an hour of dry heaving.
Isn’t there a thing where the human metabolism only has the capacity for so much weed juice before it just shunts it down into the kidneys, making it impossible to actually overdose?
Or have all my weed buddies been lying to me to justify their bad decisions?
with this youd be getting your kidneys to turn into the hat man
I feel like your kidneys would become sentient and burrow out of you to go walkabout for a more sensible collection of viscera and bones.
They're gonna do what Demoman's liver did
I'd say rather than "lying", your weed buddies just have a bad case of "fundamental misunderstanding of how the human body works".
Your body passes basically everything down into the kidneys to clean it before sending it to the rest of the body to prevent your blood from bringing dangerous compound to where it goes. "Shunting it down to the kidneys" is what happens to all your blood because the kidneys are where your body actually detects toxins. Your system won't know anything is there before it passes through the kidneys. Overdoses (and intoxication) happen because your kidneys can't clean your blood perfectly, so trace toxins remain in your system and enough of them can kill you.
Humans have very similar systems to animals, so things that can kill animals can generally also kill humans but in very different doses.
That is how codeine works - it only works because your liver converts it into morphine, and your liver can only do that so fast. If you take more codeine than your liver can process, you don't overdose, you just pee it out.
Well codeine itself has some effects too like itching but they're unpleasant.
I love that they mostly couple it with paracetamol which you can overdose on, and scarily easily too!
They say that like my brain dissolving into a fine mist wouldn't fix me
Technically there are no mental problems if there is no mind.
My move with mushrooms lmao
If I take enough to erase my entire identity and detach me from time and space, there is no "me" left to experience mental illness.
Well, I won't lie, if someone buys it for me then I'm ready to devour it and die for science.
Same here lmao
does it stand for Big Fucking Gummy cuz that's pretty funny
That's a close guess. It's actually Big Funny Gummy.
bunch of cowards, that's what they are
This will cancel out my allostatic load for the remainder of time, yes I mean there will be two outcomes and possibly a secret third one; I topple God herself.
THC is pretty damn different to “hat man” drugs like DPH (Benadryl), which, also by the way, never fucking abuse or you will literally give yourself early onset dementia.
Nah I'd win
Same here. You can tell how many mofos have never completely toasted their tolerance with dabs and edibles before. Like, at a certain point you literally can’t get high anymore, no matter how much you take. If I gorged myself on this thing, I’d probably just get super tired and fall asleep for 12 hours. The calories and sugar are far more frightening to me than the THC content, lol.
Just stay away from the sugar free ones.
can you imagine being that high and shitting uncontrollably. You would never make to the toilet and you wouldnt be able to stay on it.
...but it looks so pretty though
torture drug that made you experience 600 billion years in a second? what?
somebody read “nobody has ever died from OD’ing on weed” and thought “until now!!”
I’m trying my best, wish me luck soldier o7
Mfs when you tell them that just because something is a whole unit it doesn’t mean you are morally or legally required to consume the entirety of said unit in one sitting
"This would not fix you" they said as they list all the ways it would fix me
"This would not fix you"
They said as they list all the
Ways it would fix me
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This is honestly beautiful
I would like to dissolve the self yes, use it as fertilizer for a new crop of ego
Call that getting stoned to death
Is BFG "Big Fucking Gummy"?
This reminds me of the lotus flower scene from the Percy Jackson movie. 10/10 would try and have a very bad time with.
(The only two times I’ve tried weed edibles I had a Very Bad Time but that’s mostly my fault because my body is medically stupid. Just straight up dumb. It forgets how to human, often.)
to turn you inside out
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Idk I think maybe nukes were the first physical manifestation of a bad idea, but idk tho
I’m built different. Hand it over
Be right back Im about to turn into the Kwisatz Haderach with that thing
"MK-Ultra era CIA would tell you to dial it back"
I'm fucking dying
No way this is worse than 5-meo-DmT. Or trying 5 tabs of reeeeaaaalllly strong acid.
I used to do 1000mg caramels so 20x that can't be that bad. Personally I would probably just get super high and super sleepy for a few days, but nothing intolerable. Digesting that much gummy would be the worst part.
That math on the box confirms this is a 3000MG gummy. The post is lying.
Wait, found it online. The answer is more complicated.
https://cbd.co/thc-edible-delta-9delta-8-gummies-the-bfg-cherry-apple-3000mg-by-binoid/
I don't fully understand, but their Lab Report has 3530.94mg active THC with 97.07 active CBD.
The "Total Cannabinoids", though, say 21246.28mg. Most of that is from Delta-8 THC, whatever that means.
Dude 20mg makes me feel like my brain and body have desynced from each other and I'm trying to keep them in relative space. This would 100% kill me.
What about the 25 gram Benadryl?
Sanity is overrated.
The Spiral
(Forget about meeting The Distortion, think about becoming The Distortion) (Or just become one with the Spiral idk)
https://druglibrary.org/schaffer/library/mj_overdose.htm
Apparently there is a lethal overdose through CNS depression but no human trials obv.
Chances are you'd pass out way before ever consuming the actual lethal dosage.
I had 15 MG of delta 9 and was violently hallucinating and higher than giraffe pussy for 30 hours straight paranoid wondering if I was having seizures and where my feet went. I'm a lightweight. Part of me is so curious if I would in fact have a seizure after eating this
I experienced all of everything and then forgot it. I forgot my pen.
Eat that shit and I'd lay on the floor feeling frothier than a beer with nothing but head
I have been apocalyptically high before. As a neophyte cannabis user my friend offered me a hit off his bootleg gravity bong. The result was me spending several hours sprawled across his couch, mumbling the phrase 'sapience suppression' while I constantly felt like I was teetering on the edge of a cliff, beginning to fall but never actually falling.
the hour between using that bong and falling asleep was one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. moderate your intake
This is the very worst thing to experience "Huh, that didn't do much to me, mabye I'll have another hit" with.