I would have went with bathroom balcony as the crappy design.
would have went gone
Thank you.
You should of goed to a sub for grammar nerds.
No need. I completed elementary school.
I could never eat a whole school in one meal.
you should of went with a smaller bite i seen someone try that
Now I'm thinking about pizza. I better slice it one time instead of two like last time. It's easier to eat two pieces than four.
nah the bathroom balcony is goated you can like smoke rq mid poop
why can't you smoke inside?
got 'em
Tbh looks more like it
I didn’t think about that one haha, you might be onto something
This is what we call, "rest room" lol
I feel cheated, there aren't nearly enough submarines at that link.
Now that's what you call a restroom folks!!🤣
I read today that in the UK you need 3 meters (10ft) distance from the bathtub before you can install a regular electric outlet in a bathroom, for things such as a washing machine. So they can achieve the trifecta in this beautiful space- combination bedroom, laundry, shitter
Look out the window, that ain't England.
Washing Machines aren't in the bathroom in the UK, kiddo.
Taking the "Finding your family member shitting in the dark with the door wide open at 3 a.m" situation to a whole new level.
My grandfather had a bedroom with a toilet in it - he lost his legs to diabetes and had his bedroom remodeled that way so he could relieve himself at night without going out of his room and down the hall in his wheelchair. Sometimes “crappy design” to one is a better design to another.
This looks like an hotel tho. And I don’t mean to be rude, but it’s possible to do that and still have a door, like a wide sliding door. In his case privacy might not be a concern, but the smells could still spread in the room. (Eta: It’s still very good that his family were able to make that solution and give him a better quality of life, I’m not judging you guys in anyway, I’m more like judging the this picture.)
In this picture they could easily make a compartment with an opaque glass or something even more “opaque”, to preserve privacy and keep the smells and humidity in the bathroom. So even if this is meant to be “wheelchair friendly” there are other ways to do that and still provide comfort and privacy. (Eta 2: I just noticed that this toilet doesn’t even have the support/handrail that special necessities toilets usually have, so they don’t care about wheelchair users, this is just, purely, crappy)
It’s air airbnb in turkey, I have another picture where you can see a heart decoration on the bed as if it is supposed to be “romantic” 😂
As you said, if this was wheelchair friendly then I wouldn’t have had issues with it tbh.
But... it is wheelchair friendly.
I was just thinking this would be amazing compared to using the commode at night. Your grandpa did it right!
Sounds like you turned grandpa's room into a jail cell.
You do realize that people have ensuites for a reason. Maybe just the toilet in your case
Everybody benefits the smell of a hot molded brownie.
Germany?
Yeah. I’ve had more than one toilet and shower over in the corner of a hotel room in Germany. It was…um…uncomfortable
The trick is to just stare at the other person in the room until they become uncomfortable enough to leave.
😅
Hotels are weird in Germany (and Austria and Switzerland). They also give you your bed sheets and duvet folded up at the foot of the bed like some kind of do-it-yourself accommodation.
I once asked why it's done this way in the Swiss subreddit and was attacked from all sides that this is clearly the best way.
I don't believe them. That sounds super weird.
I travel a lot for work (within Germany), and Ive never had that happen to me. What kind of hotels do you stay at?
Chain hotels don't typically do this (for work I haven't experienced it anywhere in Berlin, for example), but it appears to be the modus operandi for spa resorts or smaller hotels in the countryside for hiking and skiing. I once remember remarking "wow, they made the bed" to my partner.
Ive never seen this in any hotel, even when on skiing trips. Not in Germany, not in Austria, not in Switzerland, not in Italy or France.
Im not saying I dont believe you; I do, I just find it weird that Ive never seen something like that in any hotel. Maybe In a "Pension" or hostel type accomodation, but never in a proper hotel.
I've never been to a pension or hostel but will say it's usually smaller hotels. It wasn't the case at expensive places like in Davos. Odd that our experiences are so different; I've probably encountered it at more than twenty different hotels over the years.
You used to get folded paper and towels on your bed in the UK in smaller hotels. It's a weird generational thing, being an older hotel custom as it were.
Which Hotel in Germany has the toilet in the bedroom? Ive stayed in countless different hotels (but just three stars and up), and Ive never seen that, ever.
I know the Ibis Budget hotels do this.
I’m reading everyone’s comments and surprised as I didn’t know having a toilet in the bedroom “literally” was common in Germany haha. It’s an airbnb in Turkey that I found.
Luxury suite of the prison cell.
Which prison is this?
It gives a “if prison was luxurious” sorta vibe
So Trump’s space 2026
🤞
Is that a view of the ocean out the window? I honestly can't tell.
I think so, yeah
watch out for galvanized steel
Personally I would add an induction stove over the toilet.
Saves so much space!
It’s all fun and games until the Eco-friendly wood veneer floats in
I knew a girl with a setup like this. In her case it was a badly converted attic apartment. She had a shower curtain separating the toilet from the bedroom…
Why though? What's the point? So others smell your shit?
Hotels want you to not share rooms with friends.
That's too far from the bed damn it. And the lid is down.
Bed bath and beyond
Fanciest prison cell
ah yes! There's nothing more relaxing while taking a shit then to watch someone sleep.
How romantic watching your partner doing his ablution in the morning
Watch your partner poop.
Is this a very luxurious prison cell?
Nothing puts her in the mood like watching your red exertion-face push out that I-shouldn’t-have-eaten-everything-at-the-surf&turf-buffet constipated deuce.
Seems to be becoming a trend in these "bachelor pad" type homes. I have seen a multi million dollar property and all it had was one piece of glass as a separator between bed and bathroom. Even if I was single I wouldn't want my bedroom smelling like shit but imagine having company over that needed to use the toilet, you either need leave the room or watch them take a dump and stink up your bedroom, no thanks.
I agree, I am not a fan of this trend. Sometimes, people focus on simplicity too much that it comes to a point where it just becomes unbearable. As an example, when I was in South Korea, the bathroom in the hotel had a door that you couldn’t lock or close, and it was just a blurry glass door. Perhaps, it was for safety purposes or something but I can’t see that being the issue.
I don’t mind having a toilet by the bedroom, but at least have a separate room, it doesn’t even need to big or take up a lot of space.
The fact they put heart decorations on the bed (I have another photo) also shows how stupid it is.. I could see it being more reasonable if it was only a room for one person or for wheelchair-users. I really don’t hope this is going to be normal in a couple of years. Bathrooms are supposed to be secure and private..
Yeah I have seen a really good designed house for a wheelchair with a bathroom in the bedroom, They designed it so it was down a small hallway behind the far corner of the head of the bed. No doors but much more practical for privacy and user friendly for anyone else to use as well.
I'd assume it's for accessibility purposes.
That room looks amazing, though. What's the shower like?
Possibly it's over the bed...
The shower is way more normal, It’s actually right next to the toilet. It is also not open, it comes with a sliding door and looks normal
I'd like to see the face of the person who has built it, because toilet in a bedroom is so uncomfortable... I mean, when I were a child, of course I wanted to have a toilet in my bedroom, but now I think it's the worst idea
I'm much more bothered by how cold and sterile this looks - needs some color, and yeah, maybe a screen around the toilet.
They consider it to be “modern” but yeah, I agree. Looks horrendous.
I've never seen a toilet that looked like that. Strange shape for a toilet. Very wide and hardly long enough.
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This guy toilets
I just make sure my toilets have 2 holes - a big on top, and a smaller one down the bottom.
There's a dirty joke in there that I needn't make.
Veeeery interesting. Hidden tank. Hmmm. I'm sure I would eventually have to clean that wall. I'd be sure it's a cleanable surface.
I know, I was just wondering how does one sit on that?
So many microscopic poop particles on the comforter.
It’s the plumiest of fecal plumes
Ah yes, the IBS suite. Ideally single occupancy 😳😳
a very expensive prison room lol
My first thought😂 And it is supposed to be a room for couples..
No thank you.
This caption is depicted differently from this here hallow……
would
I read the title to the tune of “Smokin’ In The Boy’s Room”
WAT
Luxury prison cell?
its a bankers prison cell
Luxury prison cell.
Watch your husband/wife take a big ass shit 😁
nope
I would totally maintain eye contact with my wife whilst taking a noisy crap.
Truly, it's a wonder she hasn't divorced me.
Give me a second darling. Why don't you wink make yourself comfortable while I... take a shit right in front of you?
Either horrific or brilliant design.
If you’re single less distance to go when you have to pee in the middle of the night, if you’re in a relationship your partner can watch you poop
Just like prison
Yo, Amber? Now I get it.
I had a nightmare like this once
Ahh, fresh air.
You could open the balcony door while taking a shit I guess. That might actually be nice.
It's for taking a spookie dookie during woohoo time
Got a love the smell of rotten eggs, and manure in the morning
Galvanized square steel covered with eco-friendly wood veneers core
If only had a kitchenette on the side you could be taking a dump and cooking breakfast 🥞 f minimalist designs!
You've heard of the CuckChair™. Now get ready for...
I’d use this a lot.
Ugh!
If they can use the John with you in the same room they ain’t the one for you
Well at least the hotel is considerate enough to know that the toilet is the place that people get the most frisky
This is some Black Mirror shit.
This has been linked already, but r/CrapperDesign.
Actually..... Good for when you get fucked up and can't operate doors, allegedly...
That's just good thinking, really
my what a fancy prison cell
POOT Morning dear
Add a kitchen sink and you have a full open plan studio flat experience.
This is so you can keep an eye on the hooker so she doesn't steal your wallet. You just have to be ready to jump, even with a big brown bear just coming out of the cave.
Yo say what you want, but that would be amazing after sex 😂
You can't install an AC in toilet, then you shift your toilet in Bedroom.
Cool Shit
Fits fine... That room is MASSIVE
goes kinda crazy ngl if you can piss hard enough you can make it in from the bed
No worries. This is how a jail cell is, sleeping right next to the toile.t
Should pull back the covers on the bed so you can see the other toilet concealed there - the designer was trying to solve for his bosses comments about “you’ve really shit the bed on this design”.
… I know, I know, it’s serious”
This is one hell of a nightmare and I don’t think an architect made this design, render artists shouldn’t be designing spaces!
Who doesn't like chopping messy logs in front of their new date? Three stars!
Shits romantically
this is some little jhonny illegally expanding his 0.1 meter apartement type shi
This is a good solution if the hotel has problems with cleanliness in the kitchen
Rich guy with a poop fetish.
I know i know, "don't sign your posts"
Very fancy shit.
Try to aim and piss in the toilet while laying in bed
Late-stage capitalism blending posh with prison again 😹
Please talk free. The door is locked, just you and me.
Imagine shitting in there and having your wife look at you
Temu’s privacy policy be like:
The only bedroom my mother can't tell me not to fart
Not feeling it 😅
Sometimes a design isn't crappy because it is an optimal design under severe constraints. That said, you'd expect a privacy wall or something.
Golly gee that sure doesn't sound optimal now, does it
It's a shit design, stop dancing around it
How would you change it while keeping the space and wheelchair accessibility?
The Amber Heard Bedroom 9000
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How do you know this isn’t a bed in the bathroom?