It looks like a New York stripper working the brunch shift at a club by the airport.
Dang...there goes my appetite
More for us grown town.
Hey, don't denigrate that club. Don't knock day drinking and middle aged strippers until you tried them 🍻💈
or if it is a BDSM club don't knock it till you tied them
That’s my daytime hang out location.
The girls wear those metal change makers and will give you change for a dollar.
Money lasts a lot longer there.
That fat cap looks like it has all the STDs of a new york stripper
On a Wednesday.
Nasty boys we up
NY Strippers don’t look like that. Maybe upstate…
I'm in Jersey but we went to a strip club during the lunch hour and I actually paid a stripper extra to not come back. She wasn't even insulted
That might’ve been the only sure-money she was making that day. You saved her!
Came here to say something similar. Lol.
I’m still down
The ugly shift
On a Tuesday
This is actually the worst stip I have ever seen.
Then this is the wurst strip I have ever seen
By golly this is the sturst whip I have ever seen
It would be better as the wurst.
It would be the best wurst!
Brat, wurst?
I'm not sure...but definitely wurst.
He said it was not the worst wurst he had had, but it did taste a little funny, considering it was a strip club for wayward out of work clowns
This might be the worst strip that’s ever BEEN
I've been to some clubs and have seen some roast beef that looked better than this.
In the first photo it looks like a heart. After a heart attack.
And the second photo was the explanation for why the heart attack happened
More like a Hoboken Strip.
Newark Strip
I second that. Like I'd actually take that back? There's something wrong here...
Did OP order this on wish.com?
This is the steak of all time
Looks like a China Strip from Temu.
Commenting to support the anti-Temu movement
Temu is literally only government spyware
🎶TEMU, shop /from/ a Chinese billionaire🎶🎶
You mean the wish version of wish?
He shopped like a billionaire. Unfortunately Temu doesn’t tell you you’re shopping like a billionaire whose fortune is in Vietnamese Dong
With the yellow fat it makes it look like a piece of human flesh. 🤮
My man got the end cut of the end cut. This hamburger. Not a steak
Put the bitch through a cuber! The protein structures look limp AF, zero marbling, might be a dairy cow NY Strip
This looks like top sirloin that someone didn’t know how to cut.
Nah, that's definitely the eye end of a Strip loin. Very poor quality one at that.
Almost good enough for a dog. Where’d ya get it?
Petsmart.
Makes sense. Looks like some Dentlys dog chew.
Wet kind, comes in a foil bag.
USDA grade A lizard steak
I did indeed feed it too my dog… it was a grass fed ney york strip from Aldi.
Did the dog eat it?
Lmao
Twice!
Oh man that explains it. Aldi is not all it is cracked up to be. Basically an over priced dollar store except they sell garbage food only.
i have get pork beef and lamb from Aldi often. never had anything close to this happen.
I got bad chicken from them once. Never went back. Continue to support the local grocery store franchise that’s been in our state since I can remember. Also the butcher shops are even better.
to each their own. i wouldn’t be able to afford decently healthy groceries if not for Aldi. i dont eat chicken unless from the meat market because it sucks everywhere else .
Their meat in Australia is inedible
As a former Aldi employee, I had extremely good luck with most of the meat. Like any store, you need to pay attention but most of the beef was delivered from the same major companies as any other grocery.
That's the key word. I live in a town of about 100,000, and all the stores have basically the same merchandise in every store, the same brands, the same crappy selection, the same limitations, and the same high prices
I’ve never bought meat from there. And the produce section is sus at best.
Aldi buys its meat from local/regional farms. Can I ask what state you are in so I never get a steak there?
Why would you buy that?
I bought a bunch at a time and they hid the connective tissue behind a sticker like a pro…
Goddamn, how big was that sticker?
Duct tape.
Or how bad are his eyes. Note nothing to compare too even though bought at same time..
Fair.
Maybe it’s time for a NY strip stew.
And a new grocer
And my axe
Still plenty of meat on that bone. Take that home, throw it in a pot, a potato, add some broth. Baby, you got a stew going
Dude go back and ask for another steak, that's totally unacceptable
My old boss once said "the hand is quicker than the eye"
My coworker replied "Not when they get home ya stupid C***"
He never used that phrase again, but he did use it as a practice, shop is now closed.
Mmmutherfukkers!
Did they hide the rest of it behind a bigger sticker?
Cut the tissue out, and you end up with the eye and 2 little hangar shaped steaks. Cut the eye against the grain a few couple times to make fast cooking slices. Or slice it all up good for stir fry/soups/grilled snacks while actually grilling the good steaks
bruh it looks like a fuckin beef chicken breast 😂
This just made laugh so hard
I think it's called a sh*tloin?
Lol. It is just a wedge off the sirloin end.
Looks like the heal end of a grass fed dairy cow
Cull dairy cows have great marbling, especially on alfalfa based TMR
how many things need to go wrong to end up with something like this crap?
So, when I get a strip that is too long on this end I start cutting from the other end. That way, when I get to this end I cut most of this mess off. New Yorks are notorious for having this end cut screwy so this is the end you want to not line up when you are cutting uniform thickness steaks. It makes a lot more sense when you’ve cut up a lot of strip loins. This, then, gets turned in to things like fajita strips and stew meat and works really well for that.
That last pic was looking a little sexy.....
I miss her too…
Everything reminds me of her…
"Single mom of 4, ready to settle down."
Get what stew you can and grind up the rest. Sorry OP, I actually laughed out loud at the second pic.
Holy shit, this moment from Soylent Green just got uncomfortably real.
Context for the unaware, this is a sci-fi move from '73 set in an alternate, then-future 2022 where climate change and overpopulation have drastically reduced the availability of food and other resources. In this clip, a black-market salesman is offering a very wealthy customer*, a member of the elite, an extremely expensive and rare commodity: a shitty steak that looks rather like the one posted here.
*Technically, the customer here is actually the wealthy man's live-in concubine who serves him as a perquisite of living at the upscale apartment he rents at; she and his live-in bodyguard are shopping on his behalf, but I very much digress.
Anyone that would sell you that is someone you don't want to buy meat from. That should have been cut up into stew meat or thrown in the grind lug. That's an actual "first cut." And not the way that we sell a 1st cut NY, that's the literal facing cut they made to clean up the end before they started cutting the real steaks. Absolutely shameful.
That’s not a ny strip
New Jersey strip
Newark strip
It is. It's from the sirloin end. Which is why it looks like 2 muscles stacked on top of each other.
Im sorry to inform that it is indeed a ney york strip. I bought a bunch a time and they hid this one behind the sticker. I took a comparison photo with what a normal one looked like.
Not sure what the normal 1 is supposed to be.. they're all terrible
Dog food or Select grade
Amateur here- how do you tell it’s low quality?
Dollar Store steak?
Looks like grass fed to me.
Was it in a closed container?
First cut belongs in the grinder
Do you have a grinder? Would be fine for burgers. Sincerely, fat guy. Trust me.
Meat looks sick
And you still purchased it.
If I had a meat grinder (I do) that would be going into it.
Someone held a gun to your head at the butcher counter?
That’s horrible! Looks like a steak outback would buy and serve.
That got to miss labeled
That almost looks more like top sirloin or sirloin tip
Must have bought it in New Jersey /s
Why’d you buy that?
Don’t buy meat from wal mart. Find a local butcher and you won’t ever be disappointed with your cuts
More like a New York Dick
wtf lol
🤕🤢
I went to buy steaks one time at Walmart and they had green all over them. I pointed this out to the employee on duty and his justification was that the green is aged beef and you'd be surprised how many people would buy them. I was a bit perplexed. I got a call from the manager the next day who said he was going to educate the employee better.
That is horrendous
It looks diseased….yuck
Brutal
My god, i dont know shit about cuts of meat but that would have never left the store if i saw that. Looks like chicken thigh but with red meat.
Everything reminds me of her 😞
Buddy got a New Jersey stripper
End/first cut of a select strip? Just a recipe for disaster
That looks like pork almost lol
looks like it just sun bathed in the freezer
Puchero
Where u buying your meat at bro👀
I hate assfed beef 🥩
Jesus, I get better cuts from Whole Foods
Looks hearty
New York is my favorite & I just threw up looking at this
Grind it up for burgers!
If you boof it you won't have to worry about the stale taste
That’s a New York Slop
Why did you buy it? It doesn't look appealing at all
Are you sure it isn’t a lab grown piece of meat? Recently we bought chorizo. We all were eating it at first bite looked at each other and said, this isn’t chorizo! So we got the packaging out and read the fine print. It was that grown meat! 🤢 honestly it felt lighter and started to come apart while cooking too. Well within its date to be eaten too. Worst experience ever. I was scared we’d get sick so I through it all away. Read the fine print before buying folks.
This reminds me. I have to call my wife
Is that pork?
Laughably bad.
Reminds me of my ex wife, maybe I should call her
First meat purchase?
That can’t be a New York strip? Right?
Looks like the pussy I had last week ;/
New York hooker
From the back I thought this was pork😭
Does your butcher shop have bad lighting ?
wtf!
Why do you guys buy this stuff?
Best you can do is shred that for Philly cheesesteaks.
I’ve only ever bought whole strip loins and such cuts if I buy meat to have a steak.
Burgers I’m not against buying prepackaged meat but usually also just buy chuck and brisket cuts to grind at home.
That cut doesn’t look very appealing to me….
That’s a pork NY strip
You’re the one to at picked it out
And they probably charged u over 20$ for that
Gross!
its literally flesh, what do you expect?
I'm bout to have a New York stroke just looking at it. Dafuq? That looks like the tip of a strip loin, and no one wants just the tip, not even for a second, not even just to see how it feels.
Highway robbery. The meat man keep a straight face when selling it to you and everything?
That doesn’t even resemble a NY strip.
were you blind when you purchased it?
I may have seen too many medical dramas but are you sure the first pic isn't a deformed heart that looks like meat?
How does this even happen
Cut from the end of a low grade roll, what ever you paid , you over paid. I would have trimed it, seasoned it and ate with with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
Lizard People see no difference
Looks vile
Why did you buy that?
A rib eye never fails!
Looks more like a New York Strip Club
Lol wtf
Looks like its 40 and ready to settle down.
If a guy in a white van is selling you “deeply discounted meat” just walk away.
Looks like the New York strip took the covid vax
Why did you buy them?
Your strip has Jaundice
Krogers?
dogfood
That’s a Newark Strip.
Why did you buy it then lol
what even is that
that thing bites
Looks like a red chicken breast
Why buy a piece of rotten meat?
1st mistake: You bought it. I would have NEVER put that in my cart at the grocery store...
Damn, that’s the piece I give the dishwashers at work, I can’t believe they sold that to you. I’d be pretty ticked off, that fat won’t render down until you get it to at least 145°.
Not sure I've seen worse at Arby's or in the bedroom. Thst was rough bro
are you sure didn’t steal a Saw film prop?
That looks like a placenta
Looks like a red chicken breast
Almost looks like a chuck
Looks like you ate someone’s lung, Hannibal
With some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Looks like someone took a tenderizer to a heart
I would take that back!!!
That’s not a strip. It actually almost looks like a piece of shank meat.
You chose it 🤷♂️
It’s giving me pork vibes… this is bad.
That's actually the worst strip I have ever seen.