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High calorie tweets
We can just say fat, guys. It’s okay
Nah the alliteration and unusual word choice makes this delightful.
But how is their weight (regardless of phrasing) at all relevant to their alleged arson?
It’s not. I suppose it’s there to catch attention
Maybe to help catch them?
"high calorie human" feels like something a cannibal would say honestly.
Then it's considered body shaming
Nothings wrong with being fat
I'm aware that morally and ethically, there's nothing wrong with it.
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 1 time.
First Seen Here on 2024-04-14 93.75% match.
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Scope: Reddit | Target Percent: 92% | Max Age: None | Searched Images: 489,636,586 | Search Time: 0.04902s
Only 1 time? Lucky bot
Good bot
This has been reposted to death, and OP is possibly a bot
I like your Pepsi pics :)
Thank you, I've been doing them for over a year now, it's just a bit of fun really.
Oh that's cool. Is it the same bottle or a different one each time?
I put one out a year ago, then changed bottle when I moved, then brought the old one to the new place when the paperwork finally went through. I regularly change which of the two features in the photo though.
I aint ever seen dis shit
Why the heck am I? Just saw a funny image at another sub and wanted to share here because it really fits the sub's theme.
At least I'm not as useless and terminally online to repeatedly posting Pepsi images for 300 days in the garden lmaoooo. I'm so sorry for your parents--if there any lol.
A bunch of repost bots already pop up in the sub every now and again so whenever there's an old repost the assumption is easy i presume
old repost
But I just saw it yesterday tho, even the repost bot refers to the post that I saw (have you looked at the tweet's timestamp?). I guess one day = old and reposted to death.
You know an image can contain an older timestamp right? If I took a picture of something that was posted 1 week ago, the timestamp will always show one week. 1 year into the future, 5, 10, 100, the image will always say "I week ago".
There is a pretty simple rule when it comes to reposts. Did you make the image yourself or personally know the person who did and know it hasn't been posted to reddit before? Great, post it. If not, it's a repost, don't post it, it has probably been seen a million times before.
. . . did you not see the part where OP said the repost sleuth bot POINTS TO THE POST THEY SAW AND ONLY THAT POST
Because as we all know, Repost Sleuth Bot is perfectly accurate and not easily fooled by cropping, compression, watermarks, contrast and colour changes, etc.
"Because as we all know" mate I have a life outside Reddit, in fact I hardly use Reddit at all for the past few months other than maybe a half hour a day. So you can stop assuming everyone knows everything about reddit.
It's 9 months old and has been posted everywhere over and over
Look at the tweet's timestamp OMG. Nobody reads what I wrote.
That makes no difference
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I just want to share a laugh, seems like everyone is salty af lol.
HE'S A SYNTH!!
That's posting Pepsi images for 400 days in the garden I'll have you know!
"High calorie humans" - are they going to be eaten?
Why not just call them fat.
I mean technically if one were to eat them you would be cooking more fat cells than muscle ones, which = more calories… (hypothetically of course)
No, they're just big boned /s
As an obese³ person
w h a a a a a
Two portly persons
Two tons of glutton.
If it were me, I'd prefer 'of stature'. Sounds cooler.
When your doctor told you to burn calories
Gonna start referring to fat people this way.
This is worthy of r/comedyflogging
nah just say thicc
How are there 4 tweets in this image??? How is it even possible?