Boomer father keeps farting on me

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I’m laughing and disgusted at the same time. I hail from a family of nonfarters so I can’t imagine.

This is hilarious, thanks for sharing. Btw, I don't think this is a boomer thing, I think your dad is just gross.

His behavior must've been excused with "boys with be boys" one too many times back in the day

I had every male and a few females in my entire family do it around me. My cousin was a prankster, and we are around the same age.(gen x) when I was around 14, I was sitting on the living room floor playing my turbo graphics 16 video game. I had longer hair at the time, just above the shoulders. All of the sudden I hear footsteps running up behind me and feel windage part the hair on the back of my head along with the sound of a dying seal. I turn around to see my cousin had run up behind me, pull his shorts down just to bare ass fart on the back of my head. I'm surprised I didn't get pinkeye.

Horrible advice... don't do this. Spray his pants with Liquid Ass randomly.

Get a bottle of Liquid Ass and sneakily crop dust him while he is sitting in his chair. He will lose his mind in about 30 seconds. Oh, someone beat me to it. Well it is solid advice anyway .

I know people who do this to their kids; it a weird ‘bonding ritual’ aka: a show of affection (which doesn’t have to be farting on someone btw). It doesn’t work if the other person is put off by it.

He is an adult. Create boundaries with him. When he does that, chastise him and leave. It’s not easy but you are allowed to tell your parents no. I do similar things with my mom. I have had to explain why some memes are racist and that it’s not ok to post them. I tell her I am only willing to help her on my schedule and not at her whim. I love her and don’t always stick to my guns but I do try to treat her like an adult except when she is acting like a child. I should also state that she has a great sense of humor that allows me to get away with things that other wise may be insulting. And yes she gets me back good.

Possibly he cannot hear or smell it and thinks he is a silent angel.

Tell him to stop being a Fart-zilla! 

This would be the start of what my mother charmingly refers to as a 'dueling asshole night.'

Farts are always funny. This spans generations and is not up for argument.

Not classy.

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It's a thing lactose intolerant people do. Replace every dairy product in his house as petty revenge

Not a boomer thing...a guy thing. It is a rampant activity on Ridiculousness. Just gross

I was working on my car with my dad, it was up on jackstands, we were laying under the car and I was supporting something heavy waiting for him to attach the other end. His back was to me. He took the opportunity to rip a massive fart. I was stuck.

rip a wet one into his favorite chair. and his pillow. and his side of the bed. and into the dresser drawer full of his polos. and crop dust him when he's eating. or when he's napping. or when he's watching tv.

you have the power here.

On & near are completely different.

Oh man, if you somehow visit my house for any reason I'd strongly caution you against answering me if I tell you a knock knock joke.

My step dad is the same. I don't really mind it though, he just does it for fun. Over the years he kept sending me WhatsApp voice messages recording his farts. When I got a new car I used Bluetooth to connect my phone and listen to music but my car also recognized all the voice messages as songs so one day I found myself on the highway skipping through dozens of farts on high volume speaker. If anyone would have seen that I would be in a mental asylum now.

My dad was King Farter. Would invite us to snuggle, and spring a Dutch Oven on us. Would ask, "Hey, you smell that?" to get you sniffing heavily just as he ripped on that smelled like a badger died in his colon.

He passed in 2015, and I miss that gassy bastard every day.

Your dad sounds like a gem lol. Dont ask him to grow up at his age 🙌🏻😂

Lighten up, dude. Farts are universally hilarious.

Lighten up fart boy.

Haha. Once when I was a teen I was using our hair dryer (plastic cap over rollers and a separate heat blower), my older brother came up and put his butt on the air intake and ripped a big one. It was so gross, but hilarious. Still laugh about that and we're both boomers

he trusts you.

We call it crop dusting when we do it to each other

Hahahaha. Me and my son used to have farting contests. lol. He was pretty good and usually won.

Did you ask your father this question, or is it just internet whining? Yes, you have to defend yourself. At 37, you should be able to do it by now. Ask yourself why his parents couldn't teach him to take his intestinal gas to the toilet.

I like farting in peoples faces

Seriously man? Old people fart more and it’s not always controllable. You were outside. Personally I think this is a you issue.